Will it break if I try to hang myself? I weigh 120 pounds/54.4 kg
Use a helium exit bag. faster, less painless, don't worry about shit like the rope snapping etc.
And hanging is very painful. Go for a helium exit bag or shotgun to brainstem
>>26270282
I would but I literally have $0
>>26270246
>using a pink rope
fag
Holy shit.. mc YUH is actually an amazing painter.
These shits gave me the chills
http://stefanburnett.com/
>>26270070
>meme rap
Please, stop. This guy in at even half as good as Drake, and Drake is much better for memes.
those paintings suck nuts
>>26270096
This isn't Reddit, you stupid useless faggot. Fuck off with your Kanye West masturbation bullshit.
>tfw you meet a girl you like, but she doesn't meet your new requirements you got from /r9k/
>She has a couple of the red flags and it fucks with your head
And even if that wasn't a problem, the months of browsing here have gave me tons of insecurities. Even with her flaws, she is hotter than me.
I hate you /r9k/ I wish this board would die. You have ruined my mental health. You have ruined any self confidence I had.
Does anyone else know these feels?
Don't blame us for your poor decisions.
>>26270052
>taking /r9k/ seriously
that was your first mistake lad
We've saved you even more pain down the road you idiot. You're welcome.
Can any older, wiser people teach a 20 year-old what the big bad adult world is really like?
>>26270045
Sure its like what you are used to but slower and on a longer timescale.
the majority of people you know will never mature beyond a teenage level, assholes and fuckheads will stand in the way of your career progression and no matter how much money you have you will always feel like you need more,
always.
>>26270045
Also people will be willing to go to various lengths to fuck you over. Some will kill you, some will manipulate with you at your job, there can bi disputes that last for years, you're alone in this world, friends (because there is no mutual benefit anymore) go away - you're only here to either - benefit yourself (at expense of others) or be constantly giving stuff to others. Along the way you might find comrades because you'll be able to benefit yourselves more if you support each others. Otherwise...
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>>26270045
I'm not sure /r9k/ is the best place to ask about adulthood OP
Does anyone else cry a lot?
>cry when I'm happy
>cry when I'm sad
>cry when I'm excited
>cry when I'm angry
>cry at movies, TV shows, anime, music
>cry at sad stories on the news
>cry at sad posts on 4chan
>cry at cute pictures of animals
>cry when I see happy couples...
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You have problems.
>>26269998
I can't cry anymore about actual problems and my life. But I always tear up while watching or reading stuff, sometimes even music. Even the most cliche things make me cry. Also when something extremely happy happens in the story, it still makes me cry. It feels like I'm living my emotions through forms of media
I wish I could. I've been wanting to cry for a while and it just isn't happening. Onions don't really do the job, either. If I could cry just one time soon, I think I'd be okay
My roommate that is 3 inches shorter than me brought a girl and I had to hear him have sex with her.
It filled me with rage. The fact I had no one since November. I hate the fact I have asbergers and have never had a lot term girlfriend. I really can't stand it.
And I hate being ugly and I envy him for being blonde. I can get plastic surgery all I want but I'll never be blonde.
>>26269966
Are you serious? Blond hair is the second worst male hair color after ginger
>>26269966
Calm down Elliot.
(Brought to you by OC)
Tbqh attractive people are just nicer and more intelligent people, causing their personality to be more attractive. Ugly people are just dumber, deflecting what a genetic fuckup they are physically.
>put all my posts that get (You)s on my wall and the fridge because they're my only accomplishments
>>26269921
print out pic related and put it on your fridge/wall
enlarge mine if possible
>>26269921
I like to take pictures of my really big shits and put them on the fridge. It's basically the same thing.
>>26269921
>post something
>anon discusses it with me
>tells me I'm good guy at the end of the discussion
>never felt that good before
It is so nice to still think about that sentence, when I start to think about it, I feel happy again. Compliments are a powerful thing
Dave Mirra has an hero.
>tfw I'll never get to meet my childhood idol
>childhood hero
>not tony hawk or matt hoffman
did you ever play his videogame?
wonder if the circumstances surrounding his suicide have come to light yet
rip mirra
>>26269900
yeah i played his game. had posters and all that.
>the Australians are going to bed
why must time separate us bros?
>>26269680
I'm still awake, for a little while longer at least.
Dont worry we are being banned and our threads deleted for no reason
>>26269694
You're a good person lad
To what extent (if at all) do you dislike women?
>>26269679
Well you see, women simply are not human so I can not judge them on a human basis. Just forgive them anon, they know not what they do
>>26269679
I don't really dislike women, I just dislike myself and don't any contact with other people outside of 4chan
>>26269679
I don't dislike women any more than I dislike men
There are a few good women just like a there are few good men
They're mostly Stacies, Chads, and normies, but there are a few good females and males out there
>granted, I haven't met any personally yet
>you would never get to join him in bed
>you will never get to wake him up with tons of kisses
>you will never get to take care of his morning. Woood
>he will never burry his while cock in your ass
>he will never tell you I love you after
>you will never get to make him a delicious breakfast while he is being lazy in bed
>you will never kiss him goodbye as...
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>the smugness
>it hides the pain
>>26269661
Post a pic of you
Didudbe
>>26269785
>implying I don't have an onetis already
>implying he is not ten times better than you
Is being a girl means you're living on easy mode?
Women
>Don't have to have muscles, don't have to work out much. Just don't be fat, and even if you're fat that's not the end.
>Can be housewives which is basically just a socially acceptable form of NEET
>Don't really have to hit on guys most of the time, just be sexy and wait for guys to hit on you.
>Don't have to do much in bed, don't have to worry about not pleasing the partner
Men
>Have to work out like 2-4 times a week and have muscles and a 6-pack to be popular among women. If you're fat, you're basically done.
>If you don't work then you're automatically a freeloader fuck who is too lazy to work
>ALWAYS have to hit on girls, unless you're a top alpha with the right genes .
>Have to worry about not pleasing the partner in sex, have to be active and do pretty much everything.
>>26269572
this is why prostitutes were made anon
Of course it's easy being a woman, this bitch make 700k last year from just thirst betas donating to her
>>26269614
You cant buy love
ITT we smile at a member of the opposite sex and post their reaction
I'll startabsolute disgust
Well the only one around is my mom. Too bad I'm not in public senpai, I could use some motivation.
>>26269291
Their face when.
orange urinal text that is longer enough.
Think I'm gonna end it desu now bros
Why would you have your fridge on carpet you retard
>>26268852
Just eat it you pussy
>>26269020
I spend a lot of time in the kitchen and wanted my feet to have a soft padding beneath them while in there
Should I get on SSRIs? What will they do
how should we know? you didnt even say anything about yourself
In my experience they turned me into a zombie, feeling neutral all the time, no happiness, no sadness, feeling like 5/10 all the time. I did get mood swings and they did help stabilize that desu senpai.
>>26268305
make you want to kill yourself