>be slav
>be almost 6'6"
>be literal skeleton
>too uncomfortable to squat
>can't handle my alcohol
This is the worst feeling.
How do people manage to squat with their whole feet on the ground? I can only do it if I balance on my toes.
>>26271792
You're alright, Don.
>>26271826
That's a slav genes feature
any robots here who have wasted tons of money on cam girls? I'm addicted to them and it's draining my bank account. They are the only social interaction I get, especially with girls. I want to quit but my life I'm so alone they are all I have. Fuck this new way for whores to fleece losers like me.
nobody here uses cam sites? I thought some brobots would.
>>26271690
Why exactly? Find camwhores with a low amount of viewers, they respond even though you don't tip.
How sad.
Post you're favourite animes
Ranma newfags
The classics pretty much
Bebop
Shampoo
Monster
Lain
Kino
Gintama
GitS
Nausicaa
GE999
Zipang
mirai nikki, fma, prisma illya
What did you do with your first drawn salary, from the first job you had for your career?
Did you spend it all on wants and stuff, or just save it?
been blowing all my software engineering position paychecks on nothing but drugs
I dont even remember
I barely had any left after paying all expenses and basic living costs
>europe
Bought a Ps3
>he doesn't have a license
>he's an amature philosopher in his room
>he has a lot of "opinions" on politcs but doesn't contribute to society or go outside
>the only thing he will ever cook is a hotpocket
>dominos is a feast to him
>he rates sodas
>he drinks that shit past the age of 9
>he doesn't...
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>>26271416
I provide you with this (you) and a tip of my fedora
>>26271416
>she doesn't look like this
i'm sorry senpai, what was your worth again?
>>26271416
Sounds like you are describing a janitor.
What plans do you have for your life by the time you turn 25 years old?
If i'm not a professional gamer by 22, I'm killing myself.
I'm 27 you piece of monster
>>26271359
im 26. all my plans went to shit. when you're young you think life is a mountain climb, you keep going up, as you get older you realize it often gets worse, harder and is difficult to even maintain what little you have
current goals: none. i've given up
how many cups of coffee do u drink a day?
none, it's not even 8:30 AM and my fat as fuck neurotic coworker has already had 2 cups and is asking anyone if they want him to make another batch
no thanks cuck, water for me
cocksoise pistol dededededede
>>26271328
1. i really like it but it worsens my anxiety
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
HUH HUH HUH, WAKE UP WAAAAAGIIIIIIEEEE
ARE YOU CWYING? ARE YOU GONNA CWY? HUH HUH HUHHUHUH! FEE FI FO FUM I SMELL THE TEARS OF WAGIE SCUM
THIS IS YOUR JOB NOW WAGIE
>>26271365
As a macrophile, i'm okay with this.
>>26271395
isn't that just vore? I have a question for vorefriends actually, do you get off at the thought of being alive in a girls stomach being digested or being actually eaten and chewed
Hello, /r9k/. I am an aspiring long-term NEETking on autismbux. As it is, I've wormed my way into government housing. I live frugally, even baking my own bread, and can afford a very decent lifestyle. While you slave away for Mr. Shekelberg, I water my tomatoes. While you wake up to the sound of your alarm, I wake up to the sound of the birds outside - I feed them inexpensive seeds. I even distil my own alcohol and use flavour agents. I even have some friends who think I have such a terrible life that they let me come over and utilize there internet, in which I download...
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>>26271293
>no fast internet
D R O P P E D
>>26271293
It sounds like you have a peaceful, worry-free life. As a college student, I'm jealous. Keep on keeping on, OP.
Also where do you find cheap seeds? I want bird friends too. And would you mind posting your DIY brewing stuff? Sorry my comment is so needy.
> He spends all his time at home on the internet but still has low speed internet with a DL cap!
Guys, I became Normie, I know I shouldn't really be here but I thought I'd tell you how to achieve Normie status.
After 20 years of a dryspell, I finally managed to fuck a 6/10 I met on tinder. She was my 6th match.
Afterwards I actually gained a shit tonne of confidence and became cocky despite being a 7/10 myself.
From that personality change alone, I've come to the conclusion. NEVER just be yourself, be a big headed asshole who thinks every girl wants to bang him. I've recently started talking to this 8/10 26 year old teacher despite...
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the thing is though, your probably attrative or at least have a good face.
thanks for trying normie, but not all of us are lucky as you are.
>>26271151
Pt2
I know I'm going to get the whole REEEEEEEEE thing but I'm trying to help
>>26271151
Did you ever used to be depressed anon
I get really nervous and shaky around them, and I think they can tell.
In a sense, yes. In a sense, no.
Define "racism" before we go any further.
>>26271227
I have nothing against black guys, I think all races are equal. I just get very intimidated by them
No, blacks commit more crimes on average
i would also be sacred of hood whites however
>This happened five years ago
seemed like way longer, that's comforting in a way
>tfw no qt amberlamps gf
Actually it was 6 years ago pham.
Gotta go talk to the doc in a couple of hours. How can i get him to prescribe me some antipsychotic medication? He wants me to go to therapy but i dont want to be a neet anymore and have to work 9 - 5
Any robots precribed?
>>26270984
one gave me 5mg zyprexa after 10min of talking with him
tell him you want to kill your self (but never say you have a mean to do it) and be dead scared of everything
Why would you want anitpsychotics?
Whats your diagnosis?
>>26271179
I have dillusions and hear voices, im diognosed with depression and anxiety but ive been doing reserch online based on my symptoms and i have come to the conclusion that i either have psychotic depression or schizoaffective disorder
>tfw you can easily see the places you want to live, but you can't afford to visit, let alone live.
>>26270374
Thats so fucking beautiful
>tfw live in a smelly, crime infested city
>tfw no quiet countryside with fresh air
>>26270918
They want to keep us city folk away
>>26272515
Countrysidefag here, can confirm. Also, it's a nuisance whenever city people move here.
terminal robot here. I'm down to about 2 months before I'll be living out the rest of my life in the hospital, and still no luck finding someone to birth a baby for me. I tried some online methods (craigslist, etc) with no luck; all the applicants were either landwhales or niggers. I'd at least like someone decent to have a kid with and leave my 6 figure estate to, but it doesn't look like it will happen.
so, what are some robot-friendly charities I can leave the money/property to? ib4 >me. but seriously, I'd like to have made an impact on...
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look up charity navigator
you can use the site to find charities with low overheads so their ceos arent making bank off your good will. Doctors Without Borders is a good example of a worthwhile charity.
see you on the otherside
>>26270315
if you're serious about donating to some kind of organization to help other robots mail me
[email protected]
been considering what a 'satoshi forest' for socializing selected robots in an environment comfortable and natural to qt's would look like?
it will take a lot of deprogramming of the qts.
or an experimental anti-autismo incubation retreat for healthy cows