>What do you want to eat, anon?
What do?
>>26274329
I want to you to eat while I eat your asshole
feel free to push out any farts or shit into my mouth while I'm down there
tell her what i want to eat
I'm not really hungry, mom. Just kind of tired.
>board overtaken by cruel threads started by failed Chads
Protip:
If you want to:
>fornicate
KILL YOURSELF
>be admired by degenerate peer groups
KILL YOURSELF
>have access to the "good life" i.e. rich foods, fine wines, hedonistic garbage
KILL YOURSELF
>live like your Japanese cartoons
KILL YOURSELF
what do you think a person should want OPie?
not being oppositional, just curious
>>26273930
Glory is the only response
>>26273849
>The good life
Fuck you OP.
Money can't fix my fucking schizophrenia.
Kill yourself instead, faggot.
I was the greatest cyborg in the history of the world
>be me
>have threesome at 17 but can't get hard because drunk and scared
>for 6 years through highschool and college never get further than oral
>everyone thinks I fuck girls a lot because of my behavior and looks
>I can never close the deal cause spaghetti
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>kissless virgin thread
>proceeds to make a story about fucking girls
nice b8
I'm in a similar boat.
I was always the weird. Not bad looking but aggressive/offensive and not bf material.
Then I fucked a qt in my mid 20's and suddenly I could have a lot of sex. My direct manners would actually help.
But often when I fuck a chick, I feel bad right afterwards. Wasting time, not gaining anything from cumming other than that short moment itself.
Won't settle for meh tier and/or almost 30yo's now, though.
I search for something else now.
I like /r9k/ and redpill mostly for the social commentary...
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>>26273650
>>26273538
>kissless virgin feels
>btw I'm Chad
wut...?
Greentext your pathetic day
>be me
>comfy lie in till 12pm
>''aw hell yeah a full day of NEET bliss''
>can do so much productive shit today, practice more at the guitar, walk my doggy, start a diet, read a book
>lie in bed for 2 hours browsing and watching YouTube
>heat up leftovers
>browse for another 3 hours
>have...
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>can't even get replies
Where do you hail from, my kin?
>Wake up
>Take a shower
>Lay in bed and lurk /r9k/
This is literally what I do everyday, minus taking a shower which I do every other day or 2 days.
>>26273503
The only thing that keeps me from being like that is my own shop and the fact that my mother makes food for me still.
Still, even if I have money to spend basically just browsing 4chan all day, doesn't help much to feel less like shit.
Socializing
>drink
Holiday
>drink
Big sporting event
>drink
Relaxing
>drink
Any type of party
>drink
Is this all there is to look forward to in older age? Just alcohol? I've never really seen the appeal
Bump
Me either anon
>>26273341
Absolutely agree with this.
It's impossible to have a social life at university if you don't drink.
You don't have to drink at any of those things.
You could just fill up your red solo cup with your favorite soft drink.
If you had to choose, what would you rather date, a white woman or an alien woman?
A L I E N
L
I
E
N
Preferably with no gender or some exotic nonhuman gender but a female one would do
>>26273128
>choosing an alien over a white woman
White people just can't get it through their heads that within about 150 years or less, these features will be virtually extinct because we fail to put a premium on human beauty.
It is painful to think of the potentially dozens, if not hundreds of beautiful white women like the one in the op picture who will never be born, or HAVE never been born over the course of generations, merely because one white person chooses a non-white...
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who the fuck would seriously not choose the white woman?
Gf sucks /r9k/, she won't suck my dick
Wat do?
>>26273106
Cheat on her with a girl that does and tell her it's her fault
Thats what a woman would do
>>26273106
Dump her.
Women only do what they k ow they can get away with. She can get what she wants from you without sucking dick.
So dump her or force her to suck dick if you want he too.
>>26273106
Get off our board, that's what.
>Gf
>Complaining she won't suck you're peepee
>Bragging about it on r9k
Just leave.
ITT: American Family Feels
god tier family
visiting grandpa in florida
pro life feels
ITT we write a letter to your future self.
Literally https://www.futureme.org/
The site will send you an email in the future. Write out your thoughts as either a reason to eventually kill yourself or see how you have changed, or whatever else is on your mind.
Post your emails ITT if you wish.
bumb
(original I'm OP)
>>26272766
Dear Me,
What the fuck are you still doing alive?? KILL YOURSELF, FAGGOT!Also, do memes get any danker in the future?
Please tell me you did not end up like Chris Chan...
What are you eating today robots?
>tfw so fucking cool right now with my Lunchables
I had noodles and french fries for breakfast desu
>>26272608
Ramen noodles senpai?
>>26272595
i like those op, they're bretty good
I fucking hate it when normies use this to belittle our suffering. As though I'm not allowed to have a shitty life just because there are people who have shittier ones.
And you know what? I'll even debate that. Because at the end of the day, starving Africans are surrounded by other starving Africans. They have friends, families, and lovers. I have none of that, yet I'm surrounded by people who do, and they rub it in my face every second of every day. It's as if the starving Africans were forced to watch people eat greasy, delicious burgers in front...
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>>26272566
Africans are only starving because of two major reasons that people turn a blind eye to.
1. They refuse to practice agriculture and or learn how to properly farm.
2. They chose to live in desolate shitholes where they pollute their own soil and water supplies preventing prospects of farming, along with residing in regions with absolutely horrible soil in the first place.
In short, normies are fucking idiots for caring about people who are literally incapable of helping themselves and will never adapt.
Don't...
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>waaah whitey leave!!
>waaah whitey come back!! we cant't farm!
Fuck them
HOW DARE YOU SLANDER THIS PEOPLE, they have just as much capabiltiy as any intelligent Billionaire. If I'm elected I will make sure to bring in ALL these poor, starving, Africans and put their potential to use. Ofcourse they'll need some welfare, but hey they will grow our economy.
BERNIE 2016-2020
so do u just have to bust your ass until your life isn't shit or what
what am i doing wrong here? life seems garbage and not worth it
I'm pretty good thanks for askin
hbw
Why what's up anon explain a little more?
>>26272348
Nah, you bust your ass till life is just a little less shit, but then your busy busting your ass and can't enjoy it
Best option is to just become a neet, or suicide
This girl has regularly sex with dogs. Would you still have sex with her if you had the opportunity?
Yes because I'm also a dog at spirit (I'm a furry)
>>26272294
Yeah, I don't see why not
yes. stop posting this thread
>tfw find out your favorite porn star fucked a nigger
So what? It's not like she'd ever have fucked you anyway.
>>26271854
>watching 3DPD
top lol
>>26271871
It's like finding out she fucked a pig or a dog.
I'm about to flip shit guys. Someone hold me.
What's rustling your Jimmies anon?
What's grinding your gears OP?
What's tickling you the wrong way, my dude?