Why do women despise virgins so much?
>>26278904
Women want to have good sex, and guys learn from experience.
Also after a certain age, it becomes a sign of failure not to meet anyone who was willing/wanting to have sex with you
>>26278904
Women are like children, they want the best of best but they don't want to put the effort
Social proof. Women can't think for themselves and they are only attracted to guys that other women are attracted to. If you are a virgin, it is a sign that other women didn't think you were attractive so they don't think you are attractive.
If you claim to be so smart, why haven't you found out away to get laid yet?
>>26278820
I've never claimed to be smart. The only reason I haven't flunked out of school is because I'm good at cheating.
And I have gotten laid, plenty of times.
Everything in your post is wrong.
>>26278820
I am too smart to want to be laid by anyone but myself.
>>26278820
but I already have, implemented it, andit worked
>browsed 4chan while on 2c-d today
>realised how pathetic yall are
you need to get out of your routines, seriously.
your more pathetic dude
>>26278513
But you came back, didn't you? So what does that tell you about yourself? Faggot.
K, have fun with that
Is programming a good career for idiots? I'm really fucking dumb, but I don't like dealing with people and I would rather work alone and have a stable career. Is computer programming an easy career for dummies?
No, also you have to deal with a ton of people.
You have to be able to understand logic and some higher level maths if you want to get hired over pajeet
>>26278251
You need a good grasp of maths and a pretty logical mind. Try becoming a journalist. If you're dumb enough, Buzzfeed will hire you. I imagine that's a fairly comfy place to work.
You're magically transported into the body of Vin Diesel, what do you do?
Find his character sheets and game notes. I wanna know all his tabletop adventures.
turn 360 degrees and double clutch
>>26277934
Break dance everywhere and not be a faggot for starters.
He was actually a break dancer back in the 80s. Look it up.
What do girls with a BMI of ~30 look like? Any pics? I'm asking because I might visit this escort (pic related). I'd be okay if she looked like this but I'm a bit afraid she might look fatter irl. Can BMI 30 girls look like this or are they usually much fattter? I want to know before I blow 130 Euroshekels on this
>>26277842
Eh, I wouldn't worry about it, anon. No ugly stretch marks or anything. Nice big titties. Yeah she's a little thick but I doubt she's truly fat. It's pretty unusual for the truly fat to even expose their bellies in pictures if they're trying to hide it
>>26277842
She is so fucking hot... I'm rock hard rightnow
>>26278011
>It's pretty unusual for the truly fat to even expose their bellies in pictures if they're trying to hide it
Hm, yeah. The half-open jacket might hide it a bit tho
Would you date a beautiful young girl that's caring and loving and sweet but she's obsessed with you, psychopathic, clingy to the point of texting you every 10 minutes, and if you cheated would probably kill the girl you fucked and severely harm you?
i have and its a living nightmare and youll wish you were a . lonely neet with no problems again desperately
>your anime shit isnt the real world
>>26277787
of fucking course i love that kind of grillls.
emo girls with psychopathic problems are the best
the fucking best
i just want to feel love.
>>26277787
i'm not a fucking normie so of course i wouldn't cheat
i would gladly endure the texts
Hey uncle anon, you can leave now, Chad will be here soon
>>26277745
o-okay sweetie, i'll pick you up at 8
>>26277745
you know what id like to do in that situation
pretend that im leaving but i dont
so i recognize his boyfriend and make a super plan to kill him and his family ...
the only good chad is the dead chad.
Elliot knows that.
>>26277745
Alright, have fun. Bye.
Some kid at my school killed himself by throwing himself out of a 4th story window. Pretty sure he was a robot. Dead eyes, ugly, manlet. Studied physics obviously. ofc normies are now acting like this is some tragedy and that they cared SO MUCH about him. It's obnoxious.
Do you guys have any stories of robots who took the plunge and ended it all?
How does 4 stories kill you?
http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/jumping-high-building
>>26277409
short falls kill if you land on your head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_3asU-m_2E
>>26277470
Sounds like a terrible idea, you could tilt in midair and just end up paralyzed.
>you will never have a best friend
>tfw when I've drifted apart from my childhood best friend.
I'm a fucking asshole
I always lose contact with any friend I make as of late.
>tfw you will have a best friend, but they will never be your best friend
How many robots do you think die everyday by suicide?
How do they get the balls to do it
>>26276846
I know of a few suicides where the dudes just got drunk first and blew their brains out
One kid slit his own throat but lived so that's probably not the best idea
robots are too beta to kill themselves
>>26276891
this
or too lazy, like me
Would you rather date a girl who's had multiple partners and would be willing to settle for you or a virgin who's satisfied herself masturbating to 50 Shades of Grey or yaoi and will only have sex with you if you prove to be her dream Chad satisfying her in all ways she demands?
I thought it said Vegans
I don't really have much options so whichever would fuck me I would be ok with.
>>26276888
Read the filename. Original.
Have seen this a couple of times on Reddit, and it is great fun every time. AMA (short for Ask Me Anything) is a concept that you might not know about on this board, but it is pretty straight forward: you can ask me about anything.
A little background info: work as a computer scientist, have a nice little family with a wife (8/10) and a son.
>>26276782
I don't quite understand this concept, could you explain it further for the rest of the reddit novices at 4chan please?
>>26276817
Well, its pretty simple. You can ask me anything, and I'll answer. It is a bit like a game of truth or dare, just without the dare part if you catch my drift ;)
Why can't I keep an erection without yanking out one of my pubic hairs?
Ok I just started writing a Novel about a NEET who never leaves his room. How do I progress?
You end it at that.
>>26276730
write two words, quit, play video games.
Gotta get a feel for your character.
>>26276745
This.
Market it as a reaction and review of modern society. Hand print a hundred copies and sell them in a single room showroom on a wednesday night.
shameful fap thread
>read this
>actually tried really hard to kiss elbow
>not even tranny
I sometimes feel ashamed when I watch porn where the girl is really slapped around
>>26276628
My oneitis looks nearly identical to Noelle Easton so I fap to her footjob video and wish my oneitis would love me back but "I'm like a brother to her"