Who /self-improvement here?
>will have saved up $5k by summer
>Will be moving from. San Diego to San Antonio on summer
>>26286848
you candoo it OP.
>>26286880
I heard SA is very comfy city
>>26286848
lol SD > SA. Why do you think that is an upgrade?
>every other primate is in frequent intimate contact with other members of their species
>most humans do the same to a lesser degree
>virgs are doomed to go without this, I don't even remember what another human feels like anymore
Do you think this has a psychological impact
>>26286787
>Do you think this has a psychological impact
Gee, what do you think?
A few things to remember though:
- No one cares
- There is no hope
What do you think, comrade? I believe so. We're all here to try and make up for that thing we're missing. Trying desperately to fill that hole.
I think about this all the time. Maybe VR gfs really are the best thing for society. Hell, even a guy with someone might still not get affection consistently.
>tfw even with an entirely fake resume, and fake references that just go to prepaid phones I bought, nobody will hire me
>tfw they dont even bother to call my fake phones they just trash my resume because I dont have any connections to hook me up
Post it for the lulz? I get hired with my fake resume all the time, I know how to BS.
>>26286737
Post your resume.
Also are you applying to these jobs online? Since they typically get way more applications, you have to apply to way more jobs in order to compensate for the low likelihood they'll even look at yours.
Tell them that you're Technolojesus
"hire that man"
Thats it robots. I guess all you gotta do is be smart and you'll get laid left and right
>>26286685
All these sexualities are just memes. Women are whatever the word is for moneysexual.
>>26286685
That's it robots. I guess all you gotta do is have a hot bod (and money in the bank) and you'll get laid left and right
an old friend of mine told me the other day that she was "demisexual"
i looked it up and apparently it means she's not attracted to people unless she gets to know them and forms an emotional bond?
i can't deal with this shit anymore, guys. i'm fucking done
No more games, normies.
Either give me a gf or die. Simple as that.
You have what I want and have dangled it in front of me for far too long. Did you really think that abuse could last forever, that you could flaunt your happiness in front of us for years and years and laugh at us for being alone and no harm would come your way? You thought wrong.
Its time to pay the price.
>>26286656
Do it fagget
Train KAPTCHA
>>26286656
Posting in le epic thread 8)))
How are you going to do it? Point a gun at Chad and make him hand over the prom queen, or just kidnap a qt off the street? "Give me a gf" could go a lot of ways.
>tfw will be alone on valentines day again
>tfw i have always been
>>26286550
fuck it
i'll be able to play elite dangerous while all other faggots are offline with their grills
i dont feel that feel, as ive always been alone and that feel would somehow imply i somehow deserve otherwise
Other thread died.
>i almost posted this picture with the other post but i decided against it because i think faceposting is cancer for the same reason i think instagram is cancer, but here you go
>faceposting is cancer
>still posts
lol you dumbass. Also, not even your picture, no timestamp. Still talking out of your ass.
>>26284283
>im not timestamping sorry
Because you literally cannot, as its not a picture of you, uggo.
Things are heating up in the self-aggrandizing fandom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BxfpbyV-uc
fembots and homofags, how did anal sex feel and how did you shit afterwards?
Serious question.
>>26286313
Starting with a cigar case and lube felt good but I didn't notice a difference in pooping.
guys pls, i need answers.
I used a vib and it felt like an awkward pressure. Also poop got on it. Fuck anal
How the hell do I get a job?
>22 and have never had one before
You get a really shit job that not even immigrants wanna do.
Or you go back into education for as long as possible and become an academic.
>>26286265
Like where, I've been applying to all sort of places?
>>26286187
-read about and learn skills someone needs
-know someone
-temp agencies, university career center, websites, classifieds, apply in person
-do an internship at uni and get a degree
those are all teh ways
kek lol rofl lmfao
guess who's never using 4chan again
protip: it's this guy
a quick google search tells me you have a browser hijacker
good going, you fucking moron
dude come on man don't go
we need you
Shiiieeeet, how do I know if I have this
My browser used to do this on newgrounds(i visited it a few months ago) and sometimes on youtube
It's official guys, Pepe is fucking dead.
>Be atwork
>Checking an old lader and her granddaughter out (probably, like, 8 years old).
>She gets a plush frog
>"I have 6 frogs at home, this will be my 7th!"
>"Oh cool, what are you going to name it?"
>"Frogerina!"
>Start memeing in public
>"Oh,...
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>>26285778
that did not happen anon
>>26285827
Deny it all you want, anon. It's true and pretty soon you're going to start seeing Pepe merchandise.
>>26285778
>tfw you have a job selling frogs to retarded children and their elderly wranglers
Oh, there ain't no rest for the Normies
Tendies don't grow on trees
I got posts to shit
I got normies to REEEE
And ain't nothing in this world for free
Please fried macadamina sin the sin caverns of of electric techno barroom normie slags all hanging flapping like flag skins in the breeze please old man please deliver these children from me
>The NEET awoke far after dawn, he put his boots on
>He got a sub from the wagie's workplace
>And he walked on down the hall
>He went into the room where the wagie's sister lived, and then he...
>Paid a visit to wagie's mother, and then he...
>He walked on down the hall, and
>And he came to a door...
>And he looked...
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>>26285875
That was nice to read. I really like the doors. Do you have. More?
/wiz/ thread
This thread is dedicated to the discussion and promotion of creating a board exclusively for robots so that the normies may have /r9k/ but the robots may have /wiz/.
/qa/ thread:
>>>/qa/435741
strawpoll:
http://strawpoll.me/6735185
Previous /r9k/ thread
>>26274956
Proposed Rules:
1) Posters cannot reference themselves as or imply that they are women.
2) Posters cannot reference themselves...
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Which of these rules should be ban on sight and which should be deletion of post+warning?
I suppport this. gets rid of normies once and for all.
>>26285694
Just ban NEETposting, mental illness, whining, and virgin memes. Done.
We can keep woman hate and other actual content threads.
>tfw I don't even care about my virginity anymore because sex only perpetuates the cycle of human DNA addiction and its ultimate function is to commit the egregious sin of creating a whole person and gambling on their genetics and life experiences.
Antinatalism sure feels morally righteous man
>>26285652
Harold Bloom would think you're an idiot.
>>26285674
and yet I am using his image as an expression of my own contempt for breeders
>>26285686
He wouldn't like that.
Reminder that the person you like will like you back if you try hard enough
>they will like you back if you try hard enough
Shit man. I don't want to force them to like me. Then it isn't genuine.
Also I highly doubt it
>>26285649
>tfw OP is completely right
>tfw if I try hard enough I can literally accomplish anything
Feels good to live in such a fair and just universe.
U have to try