What Illness do you blame for your life being shit?
mine
>IBS
>eczema
>prostatitis
>tinnitus
>nerve damage
>chronic headaches
>>26295271
Anime :(
If makes you gay :( its true :(
Sentience
Existence
Embodiment
Awareness
schizophrenia
i also blame medication for fucking me up even more
Would you date her if she was guaranteed to love you for the rest of your life?
>>26295111
nope i'm way too shallow for that
>>26295111
Yes.
Also if she lost weight she would be a total qt
>>26295111
My standards are low but not that low senpai
How does this make you "high test" faggots feel?
>>26295057
aroused and a bit sad
Aw fuck, source?
High test faggots are fat fetishists who don't want to admit it so try to force their fetish onto others.
I feel fine.
I'd fuck her and her high test sister.
What does the neet vs to do today?
[ ] study java
[ ] practice some piano
[ ] practice some drawing while listening to right wing podcasts
[ ]get a job just kidding
[ ] play some videogames
[ ] something else that doesn't involve exercise since onetis is coming tonight and the neet needs to look and smell right
I'm writing shitty short stories
>>26295046
I plan on working out and trying to find a new anime to get into. I might also try to make a cheesecake for the first time.
>>26295053
Nice :) feel free to share them :p
thread about weird shit you did as a kiddo
>be me
>be 8 years old
>some kid I barely know comes over, let's call him David
>David and I are playing innocent games
>find a Matchbox plastic hammer
>suddenly get "amazing" idea
>leapt up onto couch arm because neither of our parents gave two shits
>tell my friend...
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>lie down on the floor, stomach down
>make snow angel movements with my crotch touching the floor
>prepubescent orgasm
I did this in front of people.
>>26295058
if this is bait it's pretty well crafted, it's just about believable but maximum cringe
I try relatively hard to repress things like this, and if someone else ever brings up stuff from the past i tell them "I cant say I remember that" or similar
What is the best trade to get into? Why?
glazier
people love glass and mirrors and shit and you can work alone
>>26294957
Drug trade
high risks, high rewards
>Not selling fish for a living
it's like you want to be a slave
Yet another day, yet another dollar.
>>26294908
can't you neet faggots wait until monday for this kind of shit posting
>>26294937
Wageys do not deserve a single day of rest, they need to stay on their toes so when Monday comes, they are ready.
I am doing you a service.
>dollar
I charge in Euro you fucko
>Going through my Chad brothers room because hes away for the weekend
>find this
Should I tell my parents? he is a little normieshit
>>26294534
Tell them what?
I don't get it.
>>26294534
>le supplimets are drugs meme
>>26294554
2 lines of coke, you blind?
How do I find my own squad?
>>26294459
Be black or join the military unless you mean friends
i've been in a squad and nobody is actually friends with you. maybe one or two but most of them don't give a shit about you
>tfw all your oddball/off-kilter friends grew up to be normies and you didn't
I just want a boyfriend like nine...
>>26294382
Are you a girl or a boi?
>>26294435
Kill yourself.
Sage.
>>26294382
You too.
>>26294435
Ugly girl
Not that nine would want to date me anyway *sniff sniff*
>Hey creep stop staring at me, I wear this for comfort
Well, I'm staring at you for comfort
>>26294335
I fucking hate how women think it's creepy if guys look at them when they wear slut pants.
>>26294335
Do you remember the last time a woman in yoga pants actively and aggressively told you to stop starting at her, completely unprovoked? I know, right, happens to me all the time.
>he just wanted love
>we broke him
>you'll never have the old autistic Chris Chan
>now it's just a creepy hollow transvestite
Why does it make me so sad to see him like this?
Anyone who falls for the tranny meme makes me sad
What is this picture? I know CWC is on the left, but who are the other people? Where and when was this photo taken?
He changed before and he's gonna change again, the tomboy/lesbiantransvestite saga is only a phase, he will return
Any robots down south want to get together and worship my feet?
My Soles
My feet need to be kissed by a beta cuck :(
>>26293987
I don't like feet
Saturday sardines thread! How are you eating them today?
>>26293903
Has anyone here ever tried mixing sardines with avocado on sourdough toast? Actually decent.
>>26293927
No I haven't tried that combo. Sounds good!
>>26293903
On toast, with salad and hot sauce
Will learning a language make me an interesting person? Will it help me make friends?
I'm thinking of learning Mandarin.
>>26293850
Only if you put it to use and actually do something with it instead of using it as some social qualifier.
Only if you're good looking.
nope.
Unless you pick a language with less than 50 million native speakers or some shit. (Polish, Uzbek, Zulu.. get creative man)