>wake up after midnight
>hungry
>no food at home
>the only place open nearby is a single McDonald's
>fat as fuck and eat a lot
>always order my burgers plain
>no one ever gets things plain, so if I order enough food for two people for myself, it'll be obvious I'm just a pig
doushio, r9k?
i work at mckek's, people get shit plain all the time.
>>26310183
Plain burgers are dank
A buttermilk chicken sandwich, unsweetened iced tea x2, a large fry a 6pc and a apple pie, hungry no more fampai
>Shit is black for the third time in a row
Just something I ate r-right guys?
How often do you shit? If i'm not mistaken, you only ever really have like, two days worth of food in your system at one time, max. If this has been going on for more than two days since the first shit, you should definitelly go to the doctor.
>>26309477
do you drink a lot of coffee?
>>26309582
Usually shit every 3 days on average. They're often quite large and vary in colour. It's just recently that I've gotten worried.
>>26309601
no family
Your suicide song
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XBE2EUT34aY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVy70T5I8iU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgjf1Rx5HzI
https://youtu.be/9EEIeH7ymwA
or
https://youtu.be/8Qx2lMaMsl8
you have ten seconds to tell me why I should even have sex when I could dp myself with two clean and faithful dildos?
> high chance of disease
> low chance at love
> real possibility of blackmail/revenge
fuck that
People suck, dildo it up dude. I dig your shirt btw.
>>26309345
You do you, OP.
>>26309345
kill yourself fat whore
It takes a special kind of loser to choose to hide away on a depressing corner of the internet made specifically to provide a minimal degree of entertainment and affirmation for men who have decided that if life is not going to hand them bliss on a plate, they'll take it out on the world by being miserable.
> That'll teach them
Guys, the world is not sad that you're on a downer, and would not mind you being happy.
>>26309295
you're confusing our depression as depth
we don't choose to be unhappy, we just have always been unhappy
that's just how we are
Hey guys, I know you're feeling depressed, so I want to help you out by suggesting something you might not have tried yet.
Have you tried just being happy instead?
You should give it a shot! Smile, anon! It can't be that bad!
Cheer up!
>>26309295
This pic is the first thing I laughed at today. I wonder what broke my sense of humour.
Dew chan looking awfully comfy tonight.
http://76.20.145.176:81/mjpg/video.mjpg?COUNTER
>tfw no more mountain dew boxes
gib beastman cam
What's the latest news on Beastman? I haven't kept up with this for a few days.
>>26309214
http://124.98.219.1:50000/live/index.html?Language=0
Last link I got, hasn't worked in a while, i'l go looking.
2ch found out about beastman too, maybe they told him, kek.
reminder to not let the jannies restrict your freedom of speech
>>26309113
Can I get an hour ban hotpockets?
>>26309113
I do this to bump my threads desu
Hi, please don't post this shit, I actually like to post on my phone on the bus and they'll end up range banning it.
>tfw no kumot weaving, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, puwit slapping, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>tfw maybe filipina gf someday
>she wants to teach me tagalog
She's wearing a Catholic medallion of Mary on her neck
>>26310020
>>26309082
Come with me my kuyas. I will teach you the art of tree-swinging and drug addiction.
So whats the deal with learning programming? Is it worth it? Good job opportunities for robots? What are the jobs even? Do people typically learn and do freelance work or go to work for a company?
>>26309068
Everyone should learn to program, but not because of job prospects, that's retarded. It's because it teaches you to think in terms of numerical parametrization of real life phenomena and parsimonious representation of real-life algorithms which to model.
>>26309107
Shut up nerd. We want to become normal.
Programming and computers have been my life since i was about 12. Im in university now and already have a cush job as a developer. Work from home, my hours(self logged), no drug tests, meet with the boss whenever I feel I have something to show him. GF is my coworker, 22/hr with prospects for real jobs whenever i graduate. Ask me whatever you guys want about the field or programming in general.
How do you react when you see public displays of affection?
As long as it doesn't affect me (bumping, being loud, etc), I ignore it.
Get angry and speed up so my car splashes water on them
I saw a nignog and a white dude all over each other the other day....kinda weird
Alright my fellow robots, I'd like to share something with you.
I'm an indie game dev (if I have earned that title)
I have trouble finishing my projects, but I sat down and make myself do it, GameJam style, it took me a little less than three days to get it all perfect, but I'm done.
It's probably not worth the effort, but I want your opinion.
Here is the link. It's only a little less than 8MB, and it's not a virus
Link: https://www.dropbox.com/s/4ssfq3z6f1wkv8c/Falling%20Project.rar?dl=0
Tell me how...
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Shameless self bump since I forgot to mention a few things
W is jump, not space.
also, limit your frames using the graphics settings. If you get to many frames, it becomes too fast and unplayable
Okay, I'll bite. But first I want to ensure this isn't a virus by confirming you're a real programmer. In whatever language you choose, write a program that fits these specifications:
Print numbers 1 through 100. If a number is divisible by 3, print Fizz instead of the number. If a number is divisible by 5, print Buzz instead of the number. If a number is divisible by both 3 and 5, print FizzBuzz. You can't just print the lines manually, you must use some sort of loop and if else statements.
>>26309366
A better way to point out OP's incompetence is that he's using RAR and not an open format.
Searching in empty place.
its aIl going to be ok
>>26308765
Go gently into that good night, anon. We'll meet you on the other end.
hey you guys know how it's a cliche that "everyone dies alone" because even if there are people around you when you die, the only one "passing on" is you, you're going alone, dying alone even if you're surrounded by people.
but then isn't it also true that if everyone dies alone, if every single person shares that experience with us, then doesn't that make us all closer than we could possibly be simply by occupying a nearby chunk of space? Everyone will share the experience of dying alone, everyone will share that ultimate...
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>for some reason, think my facial symmetry is alright (don't have much going for me, trying to pick any little physical thing to be happy for)
>haven't seen a photo of myself in years
>take picture with phone with face facing camera
>jaw looks like it's miles to one side
So this is peoples view of me? I mean holy fuck I can't believe how strong my ego preservation is, I look like an entirely different person in a picture
>>26308736
you probably are ugly as shit, but the type of lens on a camera can drastically change how you look.
phone cameras have wide angle lenses and are pretty terrible for self portraits.
>>26308802
I know I'm ugly as shit, but how can the lens make my jaw look so drastically misaligned compared to what I see? I have to be under some wizard tier delusion
yeah he is pretty handsome
Post your god damn fucking waifu. Shit.
CARA
A
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ACARA
>>26308687
I just want a loving wife I can be a house husband for and make her favourite meal and drink when she comes home and raise her children.
>>26308687
>>26308780
Such original choices guys. Wow.
It's like I'm really on /b/
Why do they do this, r9k?bloxbloxblxoxoxo
Vanity, guys do it too
>>26309183
fags maybe, not guys in general
Sell themselves for Chad, it's really stiff competition down there