I had a date today
>go to shopping centre
>hang out
> "want lunch?"
> "oh no thanks anon, I'm not hungry"
> don't go to lunch
> walk around and talk for the whole time
> decides it's time to go
> don't hug goodbye
> nothing
I'm so...
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>>26313244
>She was my only ever shot and I blew it.
I'm here to tell you that you got one date, and now you need to go on more.
Im a 28 year old KHV, but I can tell you are making a mistake right there.
>>26313384
Thanks senpai, I'm just super depressed right now and she was so pretty and nice and perfect I don't think I'll ever get someone like her again
>>26313749
There's lots of grills out there anon. You might even meet someone you like more. How did you meet her and get her to go on a date with you?
All I want
all I want
is a huge tits gf
Is that too crazy to ask?
Anything more than a handful is a waste.
>>26312878
jesus was a roblox
>>26312878
Do people actually believe this? I've had several people tell me that small tits are just as aesthetic as large tits, but I dunno. I never see women with legitimate AA cups or even A cups on magazine covers or ads et al?
so everyone eats their boogers right?
a-and their eye boogers?
>>26312840
>eye boogers
gross, no. dont tell me you eat your earwax too
>>26312879
sometimes, though it tastes much worse
>>26312840
no, that is gross as fuck
It's 2:30 AM where I'm at and I'm drinking to dull the pain from realizing that I'll be alone all of my life. I simply dont understand how relationships work. I dont know how to walk up to someone and start up a conversation. I can do it, I just don't know why I would, as an example, making small talk with someone in my community college class. I have no reason to talk to anyone there, so why bother? Besides that, I'm sure I'm uninteresting to most people anyways, so that just makes it harder for me to keep one. I just don't know what...
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late night bump?
sorry i'm late buddy
i usually drink from midnight till i pass out in my own tears
>>26312837
I wish I enjoyed alcohol. It seems there aren't any good drugs to indulge in.
How do brown nipples make you feel?
are you afraid of my penis?
>>26312746
Not much differently than pink ones.
Mywifehas them so I'm used to them by now. I think pink would look better for lactating but otherwise not terribly different.
The pain goes away with alcohol
I agree. Try not to go overboard though because throwing up fucking sucks.
>>26312708
Also, did you draw that, OP? It's pretty qt.
I like the taste of alcohol, but I hate the feeling of being drunk
Am I the only one?
Anyone here go to one of these unis? How was it? I need some /r9k/ opinions
They are all decent, just pick one and get your degree. I went to UNSW, it was ok.
I haven't studied at Melb Uni but it's got a good reputation. Your future employers will like that you studied there.
>>26312651
Hey f a m I'm heading to Melbourne this year.
>can barely even work up the motivation to go smoke weed anymore
who /cripplinglylazy/ here?
>>26312527
can't type lazy
>>26312527
Help
Respond
My work ethic has been in the shitter this last year. Attended every class in thigh school for 7 hours a day but can't do 3 hours in a row at uni without wanting to go back to bed.
>have gf but only 6/10
>have job but it's only managing inventory for $16/hr
>still live with mom while commuting to my third year in uni
>gf is adamant about waiting at least 6 months before I can finally get past third base
>GPA is only around ~3.34
Why fucking bother with life anymore it's fucking shit
>>26312474
>gf
>job
>>>/out/
Are you black, anon? Because you only sound like 3/5ths a person.
>>26312474
>when I have a girlfriend I want my own space
>when I have my own space I miss having gf
>I hated my life when I was a neet and wanted a career
>Hate my career and want to become neet
who /determinedtobeawhinylittlebitchtheirwholelife/ here?
>on tinder
>had almost zero success on app
>match with cute girl
>she messages first
>in her like 3rd message she is all like "I like you! Would you want to meet up for drinks? I'd love to get to know you... you seem intriguing xx"
>app doesn't give me notification
>she sent it early the night before, didn't read till later in the next...
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>could it be because it took me overnight to reply?
Hmm. Maybe she wanted to smash that night, and now that opportunity has sailed.
But, maybe not. Maybe she is looking for a relationship or some shit, so then don't worry. She might reply.
Wait it out, sincerity met with sincerity is the essence of love
Take it with a grain of salt, could be a bot
>wastehistime2016
bloxx
Is your main a chad,normie, or a robot?
Ganon. Either a Chad a robot or both
Gannon is a def chad
My main id mr gay man watch
Hey /r9k/
Let's dispel this fiction once and for all that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing; he's undergoing a systematic effort to change this country and make America more like the rest of the world. If I'm elected we'll embrace what makes America the greatest country in the world.
Repeat that another 7 times and maybe you'll get the votes Rubio!
If I could just say something, let's dispel this fiction once and for all that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing; he's undergoing a systematic effort to change this country and make America more like the rest of the world. If I'm elected we'll embrace what makes America the greatest country in the world.
a -literal- robot candidate.
Poor jeb has to settle being the figurative one.
>tell friend I plan on moving away to another state and living someplace else permanent
>his initial reaction was to cry and tell me how much he'll miss me and to thank me for everything I ever done for him
>he offers to help me out with packing and making sure I'm prepared to leave this place forever
>while helping me pack, we reminiscent about our childhood and look over our old photos and mementos
>next week...
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>>26312047
r u a grrrl
And I've had none because I've never actually had friends or been close to anyone outside of immediate family (not implying I'm close to them).
>>26312232
This, though I have had to say goodbye to family before. It wasn't a big deal, though.
Sounds rough, OP
How are you supposed to solve this?
Its 3y+2
>>26311954
it wants it without variables. That cant be right.
>>26311913
38?
You should take you're shit to >>>/sci/ they know better and they love to do middleschoolers homework.
Panic situations
>hey anon can you put on some music? something good
>they only like club bangers and generic hip hop
Throw on the Death Grips
>>26311826
Then what do you like?
I always have club music. Electronic and dance are good for me. Some pop too.
I have shitty mainstream taste.
>>26311826
solution: daft punk, justice, that one song by jamie xx. done.