Left or right as your gf?
Left has pretty blue eyes
>>30001260
Left obviously. Got any sexy pics?
>>30001294
right has better cheekbones/nose/skin/hair
they both look kinda subhuman and slavvy though
low level stacies
What is the final solution to the weedfag problem?
poison weed
>>30001122
Start smoking weed so everyone is a weedfag, we have no more wars, everyone gets along, no problems. Why are you all so worried about being "degenerate". Just light a bowl and let all your worries fade away. We should all just get along. Nothing needs to be done about "the weedfag problem", we should all just become weedfags.
>>30001122
Legalize it.
420 robot, blaze it.
>cocklust keeps growing stronger
>>30001103
>tfw falling in gay degeneracy but don't care.
what is it, specifically, about cocks that makes you lust for them so much?
>>30001103
>tfw want to fug a trap but they want chad or grandpa
>r9k will be empty for a few days due to bans
This will be depressing.
>>30001066
why?
What bans?
Who got b&?
>>30001089
a couple of robots are raiding [s4s]
>>30001106
this, multiple pages of s4s have already been deleted
aWK na ABORIGINAL anything mate i?
>>30001043
how is life treating you my guy?
500
>>30001101
lif treatin me bretty gud yah i gt me a big house wih staies?
>>30001043
Hey, are you guys really a lower form of evolution? No offense that's just a rumor
Queue music, chat, watch videos (just don't overdo the memes alright bud), come on in!
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bump my dude
Prepare, my friends, there will soon be a shitstorm in minutes to come, of certain songs
sittin on the dock of the bay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrEBthwb-gs
Oh god the chad memes are real.
At 4:20 into the video it's just too much.
put me down
>>30001000
>this inane shit has 1m views.
Humanity deserves its collective suffering.
What the hell is this supposed to be? The other anon is right this is just inane.
I want to ____ the review brah
review
>>30001031
Thisis the only correct answer
Oregon
>>30000998
poop on
>tfw you'd want to play pokemon go but everyone would look at you like a retarded faggot
>>30000933
how so? literally millions of people play it and how can they even tell
>new area
>checking my phone to see where I am
>kids think its ok to start talking to me
>got asked if i am playing pokemon 20 times while using the gps
>weirdos in their late 30s spot me and think because I am in my late 20s they can strike a convo about pokemon
>tell them I am not playing and show google maps
>they awkwardly stop
>>30000959
I'm in europe, so not many people have it yet, and Pokemon's not really that popular in my country, it's seen by almost everyone as some nerdy shit for losers. I'm almost out of Pokeballs but I can't really bring myself to go and play the game in public. It's so weird, I've never played or liked pokemon and yet here I am now hooked to this app, and I can't even do anything about it. It's pathetic how I can make out a problem from such a stupid thing.
>tfw black guy with yellow fever
Give me an asian gf right fucking now
>>30000903
How long is your Alabama black snake?
>>30001661
Not him, but 6.5. That's around normal right?
>>30001696
Not at all, brothas need about a 8 incher nigga step it up!
>finally mustard up courage to ask out qt girl at work i like
>she says yes and we go to in and out for some burgers
>order my usual and she orders a plain hamburger and a cup of water
>a hamburger with just the bun and meat patty
>suddenly lose all interest in her
>mfw
I guess I'm destined to be alone forever.
>mustard
u havin a giggle m8?
>>30000842
Are you me? Every woman I've done anything with has the absolutely blandest taste in food. One literally only ate chicken nuggets and chocolate milk breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I think women are just more afraid to try new things and once they are comfy with something they don't leave their comfort zone.
>>30000842
>not sticking your meat patty into her bun, plain
u wot m8
>be warm to people
>they think you're a weak, naive faggot and will abuse and exploit you
>be cold to people
>they think you're an arrogant, self-absorbed asshole and will ignore you
Can't win. At least with the latter option I have a quantum self-esteem left.
Why does it have to be so fucking complicated. At heart I'm deeply empathetic and nice but because of humans are shit I have to suppress it.
>>30000836
That's a really cool pic OP.
>>30000836
>>be warm to people
>>they think you're a weak, naive faggot and will abuse and exploit you
What the fuck? Do you hang around sociopaths or something?
>>30001063
>neurotypical detected
I had to dial back a ton of my talkativeness when I started my new job as a waiter because for some reason people stopped respecting me, then as soon as I stopped they suddenly started acting like I was the cool guy again
You neurotypicals are fucking absurd and your social expectations make no sense, but at least they're easy to exploit
>delete a bunch of people's numbers from my phone because I moved to a different town, don't use facebook, and they never text me so I assumed they don't like me anymore
>out of nowhere someone I deleted randomly texts me asking me if I'm at X park for some normie facebook meetup pokemon go party thing and I have no idea which person it is
>try to ask them leading questions to figure out who it is without them knowing I deleted their number
pretty sure its a woman though because they said "awe" when I said I moved 45 min away
but which one
>delete 98% of people I know from my phone because they arent good friends to me.
>whenever I get texts I just say Im busy.
>so much free alone time.jpg feels good.
>stop getting texts after about a month.
>I love being alone.
also anyone know the feel of being a "backup friend"? like where people never want to talk to you or hang out unless they have no one better to talk or hangout with?
I don't know if I've ever had a real friend...
Thinking on becoming a eunuch /r9k/
I feel like I could focus on shit that actually matters instead of masturbating to nasty porn all day if I removed the urge.
Pros/cons? I'm already not getting married or fucked ever so it's only masturbation and porn I'm giving up.
>>30000000
>>29999999
checking for gets
Who exactly is going to perform this operation for you?
>>30000708
A plastic surgeon prolly would
Why are minorities so weird, guys? Even the smart ones are obnoxious in some way.
Some of the things they do make me wonder why more people aren't talking about this shit.
I live in New York, so I see a lot of these dirty, backwards fucks and all of my friends agree.
>be in China town
>see Chinese children shitting and kissing on the ground
>>30000709
Oh shit, I'm dying bro (*laughing emoji x 3).
>>30000709
Help me bump this thread. We need to keep this alive.