>in lecture
>girl is sitting where I know there's a power outlet
>ask her if I can charge my phone
>she says no
>ask someone at other side
>first girl says "OMG ANON IT WAS JUST A JOKE OFCOURSE YOU CAN USE IT"
Why are females incapable of normal speech?
>>26339684
So how long have you known you have autism
>>26339684
She was just fucking with you a bit in a playful friendly way and you (like myself) were too much of an autist to realize this.
It's ok man I do the same thing all the time.
>>26339684
It was just a prank bro lmao..
Tfw got an e. Coli infection in my dick from fucking a qt trans in the butt one time
UTIs suck m8s, always keep a condom around
>>26339670
>he didn't WRAP IT UUUUUUUP
aniki wake up
>>26339670
You deserve it traploving faggot
So /r9k/ why instead of hating staceys you could start worshiping them, serving them and giving them all of your money so the can easily make over 10.000 USD a day, making everything they want in life accepting your place being their/her pure, virgin and caste loyal servant in infinity?
because I don't wanna.
>>26339630
>easily make over $10 a day
Even niggers can do that.
>>26339660
you have to http://www.humiliationpov.com/blog/tag/addiction
Autism feels thread.
>tfw there's a group of people talking and you want to join in but can't find the proper excuse to come in casually, so you just hover around watching for a while before leaving
>tfw you're in a circle of people talking and you're constantly on the verge of speaking up but keep getting cut off
>tfw you're just as invested in what's being said as anybody else, but you stand there in silence because you don't know how to time...
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>>26339490
>tfw either your friends are in the cafeteria or you're eating alone in the back corner table
>tfw you want to study with other people, but it overloads your senses and makes it impossible to read
>tfw you want to socialize at parties, but they're just fucking overwhelming with the noise and the lights
>tfw going to the campus coffee shop overloads your senses
>tfw going to the cafeteria overloads your senses
>tfw debating whether to ask somebody to stop making a trigger sound or just endure it
>tfw somebody in your class makes that sound every fucking day and you say nothing
>tfw you're just walking along and somebody makes that sound, and you speed up to flee them with hands over your ears
>tfw covering one eye with a hand to block out peripheral vision and focus in class, then getting weird looks
>tfw the earmuffs you wear to block out noise look ridiculous and you fucking know it
>tfw it becomes increasingly apparent that you come across as creepy
>tfw you love and hurt as deeply as anybody else
>tfw there's an entire world behind your eyes that nobody can see and you just wish somebody could see it
>tfw none of it matters because you just look like a spastic spree shooter on the outside
>tfw you don't know when you're being fucked with
>tfw it seems like everybody has telepathy except you
>tfw people in your family regard you as a walking computer or some kind of machine
I don't know your feels but I just wanted to say I hope things get better for you.
>>26339490
>>26339582
Holly shit. Are you me?
I know most of those feels too well and the ones I don't I can certainly understand.
>horny as fuck
>masturbate
>orgasm
>feel like you never want to even look at a woman or let alone have sex with one
>>26339483
>two hours pass
>horny again
>look at my dick and my hands and wonder why is my life such a failure
Every fucking time
I rub my forehead after I masturbate for some reason
>tfw you fucked up your life because of drugs
>tfw you were finally going to college to make something of yourself
>tfw you come back home and are trapped back in the hellhole you grew up in
>tfw your life is ultimately worthless and you spent 38 hours out of the past 3 days playing diablo 3 and slept for 34.
So what builds are you guys doing this season? I'm trying out 6M with Multishot and I'm able to solo level 45 Grifts.
Did you have fun, though?
Drugs fucked up my cognition big time but I don't think I would trade those experiences for anything
I hadn't really played DH much since ROS launch. I've been playing UE mostly, trying to solo GR74.
>>26339419
I'm still mad I can't beat the jade harvester set dungeon
ITT : Girls from video games you have / had a crush on
>Jeanette Voerman from Vampire the masquerade bloodlines
Lulu from FFX and Visas Marr from Knights of the Old Republic have been my top tier girls since I was a kid. Lulu was first though.
Elena from vanquish
>>26339368
The stripper from Hollywood district also from Bloodlines.
The blonde Maiden or something from Kotor 2.
Am I attractive /r9k/? The feels are getting too real!
On a scale of -5 to +5, you are a 0. Comparable to something that incites absolutely no emotion, like a rock or a panel of aluminum siding for a trailer that hasn't been placed on yet and is definitely a bit on the cheap side in terms of quality but realistically it is going on a trailer so who gives a fuck.
Or like an empty space, but exactly where you'd expect an empty space to be so its not even notable in any way.
>>26339394
Honestly hes in the negative. On that bizarre scale I'd say -2
>>26339360
Sexually? Nah. But you do look like a funny and interesting guy.
The woman pictured has harlequin-type ichthyosis. She's 23 with a husband and a kid.
Women have it so easy in terms of finding a mate. If they want to be a slut, its super easy. If they want a long term partner, its slightly harder but still easy.
It just isn't fair robots.
>>26339237
Then why don't you stop complaining and go find some chick with harlequin to love forever?
May I just say that she looks pretty good for someone with harlequin syndrome. I didn't even know they could exist without being hideous alien-looking blobs of blood and red leathery skin.
>tfw female freddy krueger gets more action than you
>finally lose virginity
>can't cum because my dick is too used to masturbation
>>26339226
Then you are still a virgin lmao
>can't cum because my dick is too used to masturbation
Totally normal.
To begin you can fake your orgasms to not make her sad.
Once you grow used to real sex, and you get to relax about it and enjoy it, you will cum.
Remember that even sex without orgasm is still nice!
FUCFKING NORMIEEE
>THIS is what 3D has to compete with
feel kinda bad for them 2bh
3D sluts don't stand a chance
>>26339078
:>this comment is original. I SAID IT WAS ORIGINAL GOD DAMNIT.
>3D """"""""""""""""""""""women""""""""""""""""""""""
aAHHAHHAhaHahhahahHAHAhahahhaHAHAHAHha
>just go out partying but don't actively try to get any girls and girls will throw themselves at you
>>26338980
hows that theory panned out for you in practice?
>>26338992
I don't have that theory. I've just heard a lot of normalfags say it when guys who sometimes go out never manage to pick up girls.
>It's okay bro, just be yourself
>Love finds you when you're not looking
>You have to find happiness in yourself before you can make someone else happy
>You can't find women because of your attitude
>Pull yourself up by your bootstraps
>Fake it till you make it brah
>wake up one afternoon
>you become the cute virgin girl your former NEET self desired
What happens from there, robots? Do you go full Stacey or make another NEETs dream come true.
>>26338816
Probably play with myself the entire afternoon.
Fuckton more ways for them to wank.
>>26338816
>find robot bf
>remain loyal to him so long as he can provide me with food, bed, and vidya.
>>26338816
>make another NEETs dream come true.
I try to do it every day, slurping into the mic and teasing over chat
What are you ashamed of that gives you a tent like erection?
Everybody has something.
I want to be a little girl and get raped, especially by monsters.
>gives you a tent like erection?
My 10 yo niece
>>26338813
Girls thats mean
I saw this girl today.
Well, not this girl, but a girl like her. A wholesome, sweet, innocent girl. Blonde, blue-eyed, and full of wonder. She seemed pure.
I watched her as she snaked her way through the cold medicine aisle at Wal-Mart through the vitamin aisle. Between the soaps and shampoos and into the degeneracy aisle. The aisle that holds condoms, lubricants and the like. I watched as she picked out His and Hers lube and 8 packs of Trojans for her Chad, glancing over her shoulder as she did so.
And I realized...even the most innocent of girls love sex....
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>>26338806
Because they don't want it with you
>>26338806
I disliked the opposition pure-sexual even as I was 16 or so. The implication is sex is impure, which is nonsense. It is literally, literally literally, the most natural thing in the world.
>>26338806
Because they are fucking sluts bro, sluts that act like innocent good girls. Its just gross, I think we are taught to only love one person and when the sluts need to have like 5 different fuckpals it pisses us off. Its a lack of morals and a lack of empathy if you ever date one