who else here /drunkoff40ozmaltliquorlisteningtotheworldsgreatestost/ ?
im so fucking comfy brobots
my oneitis even sent me a snapchat earlier
good feels thread in general
>40oz of malt liquor
Muh nigga
This seems like a good thread to ask.
It's 2:03 AM and I am considering going and getting a McDonald's feast.
Should I? Yes or no, three yes's or three no's decides.
You can get drunk off one forty?
...lucky
Also that game is sick. You seem pretty cool op.
Why can't people realize that there's a difference in being autistic and non-conformist. My dad likes Superman and many people his age do as well. But if I say I like Goku people call me autistic. DBZ is actually helpful media, taught me to be strong, proud of who I am, and how everything can be corrupted by fame.
It makes things difficult because anime is useful to relate to others, but when it comes to the political aspect of it they shut down. People more and more want safe spaces and choose not to debate things in fear of looking bad. It's so vain.
>>26384169
>But if I say I like Goku people call me autistic. DBZ is actually helpful media, taught me to be strong, proud of who I am, and how everything can be corrupted by fame.
>>26384198
I don't get what you mean. A picture might say a thousand words, but I don't understand any of these ones.
>>26384169
>DBZ is actually helpful media, taught me to be strong
are you Mexiacan??
You have the choice to be reborn as yourself again with all current memories but this time you get to have a twin. Similar looking, difference looking, male, female is all up to you.
Would you?
just being able to be reborn with my memories intake is a good deal
the twin thing is whatever
Obviously I would go for it.
The advantages would be tremendous.
>>26383984
Yes
I want a similar looking brother
Man being a single child sucks, id Love to have a bro who will play vidya with me and shit
>Tfw start to get depressed, apathy kicks in
>tfw can't even feel own feels
I didn't think life was going to be like this, or like anything for that matter.
You don't enjoy the apathy brought on by depression? I crave it. It makes you content. Once you completely give up on life it oddly becomes simpler, you realize that any attempt at trying to find purpose or control your life is meaningless and in all honesty is not possible.
>>26383960
>talks to therapist: "so tell me how you feel, anon."
>"ijustdontknow.jpg"
>"huh."
>slowly mounts ground on all 4's, startlingly begins screeching like a baby owl
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>>26384246
>it makes you content
I'm never content. Tbh, when I'm going though a "depression" spell, at least I'm feeling something, but then the apathy kicks in as a coping/defense method.
I enjoy nihilism, accepting then rejecting everything, might as well further my negativity.
WOOT! paycheck went through, i am back in the 4 digits again.
time to spend most of that on my lady friend over the course of 2 weeks until i get my next one.
>>26383850
who /simple beta man/ here?
>>26383850
What a dumb fucker
>>26384545
what, do you think you can treat me better than she can?
>tfw shitty neglectful parents left you with an inferiority complex and no sense of self worth
same all they do is bring me down and tell me im sick and not capable of doing much
they do the best they can nobody is perfect op
>>26383938
Get fucked anon. Just go get fucked.
ITT: You convince me that life is worth living and maybe then I go to therapist and fix my life
Background information.
>20 year old male virgin
>no friends since middle school
>barely any social interaction, avoid it whenever possible
>student at a vocational school, studying subject that I dislike
>constantly overwhelmed and stressed out by the course work
>always tired in class,...
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>>26383808
Is there literally nothing you enjoy? Anything at all?
>>26383808
wait for your 25
After that, you will gain a magical abilities
>>26383970
I thought it was 30
>that moment in life when you stop fooling yourself and accept that you are incredibly ugly
I accepted this years ago. like in middleschool.
>that moment in life when you stop fooling yourself and accept that you are incredibly dumb
that moment you realise you are always going to an ugly cold heartless worthless retard
Don't make the same mistake I did anons. Don't fall for the gf meme.
>manage to get a gf, think my life is about to do a 180
>treat her well, buy her things, listen to her problems
>make her love me more than anything in the world
>on paper this is the perfect relationship yet nothing feels as it was described to me on r9k
>tear my hear out trying to figure out why I don't feel the same emotions this...
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>>26383693
I feel quite the same, anon. I can measure a woman's attractiveness quite accurately but my "I want to fuck that in the foreseeable future" switch is broken, I don't get to feel love or lust, at least for flesh and blood, that is.
Then again, my love and lust are being siphoned bymy tulpa.
>>26383750
Can I get some elaboration on this tulpa of your's?
>love
>real
Imagine having a penis this big.
>>26383594
>uncircumised
lmao
My life would be different in no demonstrable way.If anything, the foreskin would be a wonderful addition.
Is that thing even erect?
I'm very confused about my sexuality right now....
After years of telling myself that girls don't and shouldn't like me, even though I geuss I was smart, polite, and in good shape according to what people have told me, I think my attraction to women is starting to fade.
Usually I fap to straight porn and occasionally traps, but for the past week its been exclusively traps that can get me off. Is this due to my thinking?
Am I straight but because I believe women don't like me, so I turn to traps because that's what I believe I deserve?
Or...
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You're bisexual, a result of mild latency and the result of loneliness warping you to crave any sort of attention. When traps are put in front of those in your situation, the results should be obvious.
Just know that you're not heterosexual, and try to relax with that knowledge. It's pretty common to be bi.
I think sometimes it can be porn fatigue or something like that. I've had days where I only seek out traps/futa but once I return back to hetero I don't feel bored or that it's a chore
>>26383529
Just fap to stuff you like, if you feel like you're gay or bi or anything it's ok, you like what you like, and you can't change that, stop fucking worrying
>tfw ashamed of being alone
>tfw friendlessness is repulsive to everybody, especially women
>tfw want to be liked, not pitied
Even my thread is lonely
>>26383393
I hate you. You're a self-pitying faggot and I don't doubt that nobody wants to be your friend, because you sound completely unlikable.
>>26383894
Why are you telling me this? Think deeply about this.
>robots are usually ugly antisocial neets
>expexts a cute virgin to walk in his life and make everything work out
I don't know man, something is not adding up here.
>>26383237
robots are delusional autist manchildren who have been cucked by their own warped expectations. what do you expect? good rationale?
>>26383237
No we expect a non-deformed girl to walk in our lives, she doesn't have to be a virgin but she can't be a slut. She can be a 3/10, 4/10, 5/10 or better.
Also why the heck are you people even here? Leave already: >>26383398
>>26383237
You normies have been given everything to you on a silver platter. We robots are just stuck and have fallen and you ridicule us. You will get what you deserve one day.
I dream of it, I don't expect it
I don't expect anything but failure.
Chad brother walked in my fucking room and was like
"BRO ANON DO YOU REMEMBER ANON FROM HIGH SHCOOL?"
>"I guess so why?"
>"SAW HIM WOKRING OUT AT THE GYM HES GETTING MASSIVE"
>"really"
>"YES HE WAS PUSHING 120POUNDS ON THE BENCH PRESS"
Pretended i didnt care
He invites me to join, gives me the gym card
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>>26383223
well, gotta ask why you wanna get big in the first place? was he a bully?
>>26383303
He was just a neighborhood childhood, high school guy, never was friends but from memory we were nutrual, lived in the same house. but it eats me that he is getting bigger
>>26383373
was he a chad? why are you jealous?
>there is no free will (in fact free will is the most logically incongruous concept imaginable)
>the thermodynamics of just existing are absurd
>life is a process of accumulating debt
>pleasure is just an amelioration of pain and any degree of it still results in a net negative
>there is no reason to exist other than a compulsion to wrecklessly spread DNA around
What is so illogical about suicide normies?
My genetics and conditioning (and whatever acausal or random factors may exist at the quantum level) have not yet compelled me to commit suicide.
I do hate my life, but I'm not sure I hate it enough to end it right now.
And not believing in free will never made me want to die. On the contrary I think if more people cast off the shackles of such a dangerous, clearly wrong delusional superstition, we could have a much more pleasurable world.
>>26383216
at the very least it takes the burden off one to exist in order to fill some sort of nebulous "purpose". As if in a world full of billions of people and topdown control of the means of production "purpose" can be reconciled anyway
>>26383176
You should probably kill yourself so we wouldn't have to deal with shit threads like this