>You will never live in a little RPG town full of fun characters and interesting stories
Why even bother living.
>You will never get sucked into the Final Fantasy universe only to be forcefully pulled out by some new kid
>>26387125
This mother fucker was the true villain , why would anyone do such a cruel thing.
>you will never spend all day grinding levels just to impress some girl
Anyone considering plastic surgery?
I want to get rid of my double chin, fat cheeks, man boobs, large aerolas and gut.
Hair transplant for another day.
why dont you lose weight then?
>>26386971
Nose job here
I want it for myself. I like all my other features. Id kiss my own lips If I could. Its just this fucking nose that fucks my shit up.
>>26387002
Post pic of nose, blacken eyes and everything else.
What level must your relationship be for you to send her flowers on Valentine's day without coming off like a beta or desperate?
>>26386960
You need to have one.
>>26386960
You need to be dating
>>26386960
99 should be about right. Might want to use a temponary boost too.
>tfw you were more intelligent and perceptive as a kid than you are now
It's called depression. It fucks up your brain and makes your former mastermind merely a shadow of its past self.
>>26386943
I once thought that as well, but I realized that I was just accumulating mental trauma year after year so being more perceptive near the beginning would make sense
>>26386965
Yea find a way to fix it and you'll be back to your old self in no time.
I took a nice self healing journey and cut back on everything raping my dopamine and now I have the greatest urge to modify things. I'm diving back into my old hobbies too.
>I'm just a hard gainer
>you're lucky you're a mesomorph
>I eat like a pig and can't gain any weight!
>today I ate a handful of nuts and drank some milk
>that doesn't matter though because I always eat 5000 cals a day and still can't gain weight
Goddamn skellies piss me off more than fatasses. How hard is it to see that you're only eating <1000 cals a day when most normal...
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Butt hurt Fatty detected.
>>26386917
Are you a fatty? Fatties do the same thing,
>Eat only an apple
>Gain 100kg
Just let them die of under nourishment and obesity dude it's fine. None of your business what people think there diets are like.
Also go back to /fit/, this board is for mental illness' like anxiety, depression and schizophrenia, not body dysmorphia.
>>26386917
lmao you need to stop being a boo boo baby. some people can't put on weight however much they eat, and I am one of those people. in an average day i'll have 3 (big) meals and a minimum of 2 snacks throughout the day. roughly works out to around 3000 calories per day.
maybe because i drink water and tea instead of sugary bullshit. who knows.
Is anyone else struggling to spend money? I have spent less than 200 bucks on myself last year and half of that amount was used to buy a nice pair of headphones I didn't exactly need.
Buy gamesfor me
I have to pay for
>food
>cell phone bill
>internet
>clothes
>haircuts
>gas
It's not hard to spend when you aren't a fuckin loser
You could give it all to me if you're that desperate.
I suprisingly got 92 though I'm an anxious, unmotivated and depressed virgin.
Lets see if there are any grand wizards here
My result, I'm glad that I'm doing better than most of you, you dork animefags and mlpfags.
>>26386924
>severe addiction
>sever depression
>severe autism
>still manage to have no hobbies or talents
You don't get to call yourself grand anything if this is you.
>>26387452
Didn't mean to quote you, oops
4 days... only 4 days left...
dont worry OP. soon.
>>26386849
4 days till?
ten minutes remaining...
There are some people browsing this board right now that don't believe /pol/ is right.
Why is this?
>>26386699
some people are just happy living their own life day by day, enjoying small achievements and pleasures until they die
>>26386699
/pol/ is a meme board
>>26386699
>another /pol/ack trying to shove his bullshit conspiracies in my face
tfw reminder that valentines day is coming and most of you havent even had your first kiss (prostitues don't count)
>>26386678
it's valentine's day today
>>26386678
poor Budd, he was innocent, but he kinda saved his family. R.I.P.
>Tfw its my first valentines with a gf
What the hell do I do bros? Should I buy chocolate and flowers or something?
>watch anime
>it's about overcoming hardship with the power of friends/comrades
>I'm a friendless lonely loser IRL
>it hits you in the feels
>go numb
;_;
I'm dough boy fresh,
Dough boy fresh
Do-do-dough fresh
Iktf
>be watching gurren lagann
>"Don't believe in yourself. Believe in me who believes in you!"
>look around
>no one believes in me
>have no one to believe in who believes in me
>my cat is sleeping in a corner
>she doesn't believe in me like Kamina can
>tfw no strong bond to another human that keeps me...
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i know that feel very well anon
Why do you guys like girls with dicks so much?
>>26386618
I think you mean guys with tits anon
>>26386618
>girls with dicks
original comment
I don't really understand women or relate to them, but I find their bodies appealing. When having sex, women can easily fake their excitement or even orgasm. Men's genitals are much more explicit, nothing can be faked.
Normal sex:
>man - genitals I understand, body I don't like
>woman - genitals I don't understand, body I like
Yuri sex
>woman - genitals I don't understand, body I like
>woman - genitals I don't...
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>be Australian
>Found a girl on tinder, nice and short, really pale like me, loves the water, has a picture of her in the Australian army uniform with face paint on and doing stuff like snorkeling
>Clearly served in the Army
>1000+ images on Instagram
>My dream is to date a girl who served, nothing gets me more harder then a girl in uniform
>She's literally perfect
>Liked...
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She probably has psych issues and choke u 2 death
Cya
>>26386614
I'll bet she fucked a ton of male soldiers m8. Why the fuck would you want some GI jizzbucket?
>>26386642
Man, she looks perfect. Plus i want to join the army it has always been my dream. Plus i like outdoor stuff and the water.
We are a perfect match. I hope i get a match.
Mornin' robots.
Highschool bot here. Halfway through senior year.
Woke up this morning to a startling discovery. Family bombarded with happy birthday texts and "you're growing up" and memory shit.
Well fuck me /r9k/
I'm 18.
Any advice from older bots? What do?
Stories from when you were/turned 18 would also be appreciated. Help me in my transition to adulthood.
>>26386374
congratulation niggah!
Advice: don't think too much of your failures unless you plan on fixing them. Try to get driving license if you can in your state/country, it will help you get a job sometimes. Try to minimize your computer time to a couple of hours/day and use the rest of the time to do something else (hopefully more productive)
I remember shitposting the day I turned 18
The next morning I woke up hungover and accidentally got cum in my carpet. It was a fun time.
Anyway, get off 4chan and don't come back.
Happy 18th sweetheart! I admit, it's not that fun at your age. Life is going to get hectic, but at least you're not 17 anymore! Trust me the biggest leap is turning 20. Enjoy being a teen while you still can
>you will never fuck the 16 year old drunk sister of your slav friend
why even live
>>26386349
how are slav girls so perfect, when the men are so hideous?
>don't even have a slav friend
Time to die
>>26386391
Women make effort to look attractive, and for most slav men it's considered unmanly to look after themselves. That's it.