>/r9k/ is a community full of depressed and sometimes suicidal people
>Over the years the community generally changes
>These depressed people gradually slip into a smaller majority, eventually into a minority to be replaced by happy normies.
>You realise they all offed themselves, and that's why /r9k/ changed.
or perhaps they stopped being depressed and are now living life to the fullest?
>>26397726
fat chance mate
>>/r9k/ is a community full of depressed and sometimes suicidal people
hello r/4chan
>ATTENTION FEMANONS
This is a hymen. If you don't have one you are a worthless slut.
>ATTENTION ANONS
This is a hymen. If a woman doesn't have this you should just pump and dump her-- she's probably used to it by now.
>>26397662
>i let 4chan dictate my mating preferences
low t terrorists running on maximum overdrive
congratulations on your fear of sex, faggot
>>26397713
don't say I didn't warn you, cuckold.
>>26397662
Hymens can literally break while riding a bike or really just about any other strenuous activities. I remember when I was little, riding my bike with my younger sister. She went over a bump going a little too fast and started crying about it to my mom and saying she was bleeding.
>Inb4 riding Chad's cock memes
>Inb4 white knight
>Inb4 roastie
Educate yourself, faggot.
ITT: People you want to slowly torture
just to make his life 3 degrees worse
>>26397421
Her face annoys the fucking shit out of me, and hearing her voice makes me want to strangle her.
I'd fuck her to death with my dick, though.
>>26397421
what a fat whore
Write a letter to someone who may or may not read it..
Dear Kuban,
I hope a midget whore cuts your penis in your sleep.
Dear Kenneth from HR,
Fuck you.
Sincerely,
Anon.
Dear M,
I hope you have two beautiful children that will die very painfully of cancer when they're 8.
Sincerly,
Dongle
fuck you too, you thoughtless shitheads.
>>26397383
Were philosophers really that buff?
>>26397750
No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable
-le philosophy man
>>26397750
Yes. When Rome fell, philosophers mostly stopped valuing physical labor.
Which one, robots?
(OC)
>>26397377
Obviously the right one duh.
the left one WILL cuck you.
The one on the left because she looks cuter. There's no real difference between them so that's all that matters. A girl who's trying to look innocent and one who isn't will cuck you just the same.
One on left. Hime cut seals the deal. I will make my gf have that cut. Even if it costs me my relationship.
When a man has a flaw
>I need to improve myself
When a woman has a flaw
>I'm not flawed, society is!
>>26397315
Women are masters of rationalization.
When they do something wrong either it was actually the right thing, or it was someone elses fault that she did it
>>26397370
Pretty much this. I've never seen a woman be irrational about anything ever.
>>26397315
Why don't you cry more, bitch?
>tfw womanish hips
iktf bro
>tfw feminine body in general
>tfw I've only ever been approached by other men
>tfw not gay
>>26397089
same shit senpai,you are making it an excuse faggot,hit the gym and your shoulders will increase in size
>>26397089
>>26397139
You anons are natural tranny material desu. Once you start taking hormones it'll be easier for you to meet someone. Also they'll make you start getting feminine lust feels and you'll learn to crave men.
come and socialize on omegle to get rid of the loneliness
tags: robot9001 r9komegle omegler9k r9k
I will bump your thread in honor of past omegle threads.
>>26397059
i think loneliness might be an inherent part of my condition, i'm forever condemned to never feel connected to anyone
>>26397720
thansk buddy
How hard is to become a Catholic priest? It seems like a comfy job.
>>26396746
well you go through more schooling than a doctor (7 years), get a psych test, then must study philosophy and church ideas. enjoy the 'comfy' life, anon.
why do you like little boys this much?
>>26396774
I already spend all day studying philosophy anyway. Didn't know it required that much schooling though.
/r9k/, what's a better recreational (legal) drug; Kava kava, or Kratom? I don't really know what to pick.
I personally prefer Kava, it's a lot more relaxing. It's a lot like smoking weed for me. Kratom always felt like i was on too much adderall in lower doses or like I was dying in high doses
Depends what you're looking for. Kava is good for nights when you just wanna chill out after a long day, kratom's a good functional high to take every day and get shit done on.
I personally take kratom a lot more, because it doesn't make me too high to function and it's a lot cheaper.
>>26396700
Kratom
but you'll get a better high from some OC pain pills
Kava Kava is better for just going to sleep. The legit stuff from Hawaii (?) is supposed to be better than whatever you get on a random site
>women are just as horny, if not hornier than men!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGgS5GVCZwI
>>26396668
*For Chadyou know its true
women masturbate less than men
thats all that needs to be said
Can someone explain this 'blowjob' meme.
If you're at that stage where you're willing to do that, then why not just fuck?
Because during a BJ you have the chance to ejaculate into her mouth. I just like to cum into a girls mouth.
>>26396627
To be honest, it doesn't feel nearly as good as fucking.
It's about dominance and control. It just feels good to know some bitch is stuffing her face with your dick and even BETTER to know that someone has your cum in their stomach.
Like it feels good to know that the slut you're fucking has to go to her classes tomorrow with a stomach full of your cum. Really.
The person doing the sucking actually wants to put the dirty penis in their mouth and they get off on it.
Is anyone else here /seasonal robot/
>have random spurts where I don't talk to girls or work or get out of bed
>have times where I have a gf and friends and job
>got off a 2 year robot binge
Holy fuck I might see a girl tonight and I forgot how much work it is. Shaving through a jungle of pubes showering jogging and working out
I forgot how much work girls are
>>26396437
>I forgot how much work girls are
self fulfilling prophecy. most girls want you to show them how to live. they want you to be utterly confident about the weird way in which you live, and they want to become a part of that life. i still piss in bottles when i have a gf. my ex, a 10/10 to me, probably an 8 to you lot, then began pissing in jugs herself, because let's face it it's easier than walking all the way to the toilet, and my utter inability to be embarrassed about...
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>>26396437
fucking pleb
get a sex doll and to hell with women
>>26396646
>shit that never happened: the post
surely you have ONE PIC with yourself and one of your girls
How do I raise a girl?
My parents died and now me my little sister are orphans. (she is 9)
I plan on taking her and raising her myself.
This is very difficult though, I am just 22 years old. But I still want to do it.
The most important question to me is: how do I make sure my sister turns into a good woman with decency and not some degenerate slut?
Of course other aspects are important too but I'm sure I'll handle it.
You already have the wrong mentality
Don't you have an aunt or uncle that can take care of her?
>22
>orphan
original comment
Help her with homework, develop romantic relationship with her, get her pregnant when possible