/r9k/ I've never felt so alone in my life, my GF left me a year ago and I tried to take my life but managed to be saved by the hospital at the last second. I miss being flirted with and being close to somebody. Do any robots wanna talk?
>>26406630
op let's talk
why did you break up and what about it was worth taking your life over?
>>26406668
We broke up over my depression and I couldn't break out of it. She said we would get back together when I could be happy on my own and we almost did it. Then she decided she didn't want too and I couldn't handle it. I was so close to dying and I feel cheated. I can't stand this misery anon
>>26406630
I wanna talk. I had sex early and had multiple gfs until my 20s, then I went 5 years drinking/drugs all day every day, not so much as hugging a girl, and attempted suicide myself. Things got better for me man. I got a gf, great job...everything about my life is generally improving, so keep your chin up bro. It will happen to you too if you give it time.
What are you bros doing on Valentine's Day?
working probably
watching all the qts come in with their alt-chad boyfriends to buy sexy lingerie for them
>>26406539
Working, with any luck it'll be like the superbowl and everybody will be to drunk or busy to come into my store
Playing xcom 2, family
Post some adventures you've had from leaving your humble dwellings, please.
>normies invite me to a party
>I arrive to this house party, the 2 normies are not there
>get a text saying they are on some double date and ditched me (BULLSHIT)
>say fuck it walk in to this random party's kitchen
>stand by the fridge, chug as much beer as I can within an hour
>stuff my winter coat...
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>go out walking at like 1am
>some girl texts me asking to hang
>said she'd bring alch
>I was 16
>Fuck it I go
>don't even like this girl at all
>3/10
>whatever get drunk
>tells me about how last summer she fucked almost all my friends
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>>26406667
Top kek I lost my first kiss to a hambeast 2/10 like that and she kissed every boy by getting them drunk when we were 17
Good thing I didn't lose my virgoo to her cause she did that to several guys as well, christ I am sorry mate
>>26406667
>>26406502
drinking
ever
why rohbots
>Jason Genova
>Turning 31 in a few weeks time
>Autistic, Dyslexic, Asperger, medically officially retarded
>Successful youtube channel
>Successful clothing company
>Competitive bodybuilder
>Works at a Publix store.
>Has a drivers license
>Thousands of fans around the world
What's your excuse?
I have possess no traits people are capable of feeling sorry for.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CIXEsLfwzo
come join the ments
>>26406453
Jason is a fucking god.
Planning on going to the doctors in a few hours because of depression.
>Lost loads of weight
>Can't get out of bed
>Cutting my arm
>Think about killing myself every day
>Crying alot
>Everything I liked doing is boring now
I'm just scared that I am wasting the doctors time. People with cancer or real illnesses need the doctors time and I feel maybe I am just being an attention...
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>>26406284
Just be yourself and you'll feel better
Depression is an illness and it's very serious. What made you happy before?
>tfw this perfectly describes me
>WHY ARE YOU SO QUIET, ANON-KUN?!
How the fuck are you supposed to reply to this?
Because your stupidity leaves me speechless you whore
i wouldnt bc i never go outside
i was thinking of the 306 different ways i could kill you
If this guy can get a hot girlfriend. What is your excuse?
I am staying up until three in the morning browsing r9k
>>26406238
>fatter
>uglier
>less money
>less friends
>literally don't even own any clothing that looks like that
I could go on.
a lifetime of social isolation and the perspective on everything that comes with
I write shitty poetry as a hobby, and wanted to share it with you guys, and see what you have written.
Here I sit, on my bed,
With a descision to make.
Rope in one hand, pen in the other.
Polar Opposites.
Or are they?
Are they one in the same?
Is reality blending together?
Supposed opposites bleeding into one another,
Or is it just me?
Am I not long for this world?
Or just Imagining things.
Maybe this isn't a descision, after all.
Just two paths going to the same place.
That was shit. Off to the trash it goes
>>26406118
OP is a fag
Cause all he does is nag
All this faggot really needs
is to get down on his knees
Drop my trows
Swipe his brows
and give me head
becuase that's what I said.
>>26406118
keep trying. no offense but that was bad, but still, you're doing more than most people on this board.
please write every day, and keep posting. i am positive that eventually your writing will improve and impress even the most cynical/critical types.
WHO UP 1()()
IM UP NIGGA 100//
>>26406055
Ayyyyyo. whatcha doin?
Can somebody explain this meme to me please
> tfw no big titty gf
this post is original
Ugh, that was disgusting.
>>26406064
original homo
>>26406064
hey at least you wont carry your faggitry to the next generation KEK
It was my birthday today. My grandma sent me a $25 JCP card and my mother waited showed up all drugged up on Xanax barely coherent and nodding off. Even my 'best' friend forget to say anything and didn't even care that I was gone from work today.
It's all going to be downhill from here.
>>26405855
Same here man, I'm in my 20's and I don't even like birthday parties anymore. I'd rather just drive to the middle of nowhere and have a couple beers and cry myself to sleepremembering my ex-girlfriend I lost in a car crash years ago
>>26405855
>best friend
Stopped reading here. GTFO NORMIE
>>26405855
Happy birthday anon.Not an original comment apparently.
>that feelarini when
>>26405766
Have you tried not being so fucking honest?
Like don't go around robbing grandmas but don't be a little goody two shoes either.
>>26405766
Experience required is just to weed out beta fags like you. As long as you have some basic knowledge of how the job's done you have a good chance of getting the job. Look at it this way they'll have as much trouble finding someone with experience who wants an entry level job as you'll have finding a job that requires no experience.
>>26405785
>>26405906
ok thx chad and todd ill lie more
Post those balances, Robots. I just started saving fornothing. Should I get one of those High Interest Savings Accounts?
Where is everybody? Origami Comment
>>26405745
If you're a young wageslave then yes. Once you hit 40, switch to a more conservative savings plain that won't disappear when the economy takes a shit. The interest plus social security garuntees a comfy life.
I put in $50 bucks a month, I'll switch once I hit $1000, then continue until I retire. I then spend the rest of my life in VR
>>26405745
>$429.56 checking
>$2500.05 savings
I'm also saving for nothing, just started a couple months ago. Once I hit $10,000 I'll open a high interest account.
>tfw the debt free life is actually sort of paying off for once
Why are you fucking faggots so needy and is the majority of this board just satire?
>>26405713
yes like /pol/ is satire too
>>26405713
no self worth leads to the need for external validation
it's not rocket science
>>26405713
Because no one has ever loved me
No
>be 18
>be in high school
>kv
>see freshmen kid I tutor and talk
>meet freshmen couple
>girl is easily 9/10 or better, and not just for her age (at least to me)
>short, petite, doe eyes, cute pointed nose, great ass
>making eye contact with her is like looking into the face of god
>guy is 3/10...
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>>26405689
He knows
She doesn't know
He puts her down so she doesn't gain too much confidence.
Same old story.
>>26405689
Imagine you are at the D Day landings and one of the first boats.
You know that you are probably going to die from either the machine gun fire or barbed wire or shells. But still a large number of you with a low probability of success try, a few will succeed.
Think about ugly or average guys getting super hot gfs like this.
Lots of them all over the world are trying to get gfs they find attractive, so even though they have a low probability of success, at least a few will be lucky enough to happen...
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>>26405689
saw this thread the last time you posted it. im also 18. its a better idea just to chat up juniors and sophomore chicks man. the age difference is significant enough to give you a conversational edge without being a total imbalance.