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Who are these people?
>>26409596
You, next person posting and myself.
>>26409596
Leader of United States and South Korea. Hope North Korea takes credit. Could be interesting if it launched WWIII
I save the 3rd person for emergencies later in life
>>26409608
Woo finally the time has come
>Mystery became Chad's plaything after turning down 100s of robots over the years
>Eliza is a coalburner
>Pizza is just a manly tranny
Why is there no tripfu for the average robot?
>>26409584
>>Eliza is a coalburner
i thought she was one of those pretentious racists like ashley
>>26409584
there is but they don't know about 4chan or in thier country the internet is not a thing
>Eliza coalburner
Fuck life. I'm tired of white women. They have no self respect anymore.. Always fucking darkies.
ok so we figured out almost all of life is bullshit.. the status chase, being a normie, wagecucking, trying to better the world, women..
what do we do now?
>>26409506
Spiral into depression because those delusions are the only thing that keep people sane.
>>26409533
you read that ligotti book?
iktf but i cant give up thinking theres something else i'm missing..
bump for similar thinkers
when the qt at the cash register touches your hand when you hand her your change.
Yeah,she probably was giving handjobs to Chad last night.
I swear, some of those cheeky cunts are doing it on purpose.
>>26409442
>when she looks at you in disgust
tell me about your high school crush
>>26409410
She was a brown hair blue eyes, qt 3.14 , she was a year older than me.
She obviously dated the basket ball team captain.
We never spoke, i had nothing to say to her that could be of any interest so when i could i would observe her from afar, specially during breaks, she had this soft voice and her laugh was the cutest thing i've had ever heard.
After highschool she kept dating basketball chad. i think they broke up i stopped caring after that.
it's been 4 years now don't...
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he was a teacher
>>26409410
>Be 30 years old
>One day be lonely and decide to pull out the old yearbook and see how some of those high school kids are doing now that they're all 30.
>Get to my high school crush.
>Look her up
>Find an obituary
>She died.
>Look her up further and see that she was a stripper before she...
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FEBRUARY 12. THE WEEKEND IS HERE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR VALENTINE'S DAY WEEKEND?
Going to a brothel.
>>26409341
Clearly going on a date with a girl who loves me and craves my attention.
Who the fuck am I kidding, I'll be at home alone avoiding all supermarkets, food establishments, parks, basically anywhere lovey dovey shit is happening.
This is a fucked up holiday emotionally.
Probably gonna jerk off, listen to shitty love songs, play vidyas, maybe cry for a bit (ironically ofc)
1. Do you believe your time on 4chan has changed you? That is: are you the way you are because of 4chan, or are you on 4chan because you're the way you are?
2. Say your life would turn around and you'd have a wife and children some day. Would you ever mention 4chan to them (assuming it's been a big part of your life)?
3. What common characteristics do you think 4channers have? Not robots, 4channers in whole. Are 4channers more depressed, intelligent..., than the general crowd, for example?
4. Why did moot abandon us?
5. How has 4chan affected your...
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Given I have been browsing since I was still a younger teenager(2007) , I believe 4chan has changed me and my life unfathomably.
I wouldn't mention 4chan to my family, no
I think compared to the average man or woman 4channers are more intelligent and depressed.
He wanted to be a normie or a rich internet kid like Zuckerberg but realised that he couldn't do either of those things with 4chan
I'm probably a completely different person because of my time here.
>>26409312
Yes. I was naive and sincere before being here for so long, I used to actually want people to like me and go out of my way for the tiniest bit of recognition.
I'd ask my wife about it, if she used it, that's about it.
That depends, I'm going to assume you mean people who are on here literally everyday for years if so we're introverted, calculating and repressed I'd guess.
I think he said 4chan was becoming too much work and not enough money or something.
It's aged me.
>Do you believe your time on 4chan has changed you? That is: are you the way you are because of 4chan, or are you on 4chan because you're the way you are?
4chan definitely changes you. But with that said, I always was a fucking loser growing up. I honestly think 4chan is just a club for social challenged smart people.
2. Say your life would turn around and you'd have a wife and children some day. Would you ever mention 4chan to them (assuming it's been a big part of your life)?
No way in hell (unless my wife was channer too...
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>Wahhhhh I'm only 5"8!!!! :'( :'(
>Fuck chads I want a gf!! Beta uprising!
>Can't afford video games with just neetbux DX
Shut the fuck up you self-pitying privileged man children
Things that are real problems
- Living in poverty
- Having a life threatening illness/physical disability
- Having endured horrible atrocities (War, Abusive upbringing etc)
Things that aren't real problems
- Not having a girlfriend
- Not having...
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>Inb4 the "If I can't be sad because someone has it worse I can't be happy because someone has it better" meme
Quick better diffuse the completely valid counterargument to my retarded post beforehand by calling it a meme
"Tfw no gf" is a life threatening illness. Have you ever seen the suicide threads?
These stupid niggers should kill themselves, they're cucked from birth due to all that prenatal stress, pollution and malnutrition.
You guys are fucking idiots. You bitch about stacies all day long, then fixate on the race full of stacies: white women. All stacies are white. Why not go for black girls, or asians, or latinas, or indians or something? White women don't even look good, they have weird long horse faces, beak noses, and creepy lizard eyes, also their bodies suck and are either fat as shit or like tall lanky twigs.
Stop moping around and date a goddamn black girl you fucking imbeciles.
>mfw losers on this board would reject a pretty black girl so they can get shit on by a bitch that looks like this
Because non-whites look ugly as fug. I have only seen like 5 black people and 2 Asians in my life and never seen a Latina/Indian
>>26409281
Hey, I'll take anything I can get.
>be 23 yo virgin
>tfw libido has noticeably started diminishing
>my years on youthful lust and vitality have been laid to rest
>tfw I'll never get this back, I missed out on one of the most important experiences of being human
Any robots feel my feel?
>>26409252
I can't believe people now think 23 is old. Im 34 and jerked it 3 times today. Ill still be going to raves when Im old and gray.
hello im 18 and i know this feel baka tbqh senpai
FFS, you're still barely an adult. I'm in my 30s and my sex drive is higher now than it was in my 20s.
Why do normies think murder is cruel?
Killing for a self justified reason not due to insanity shouldn't be frowned on.
Yeah, there is literally nothing that could go wrong with letting people murder as they see fit
99% certain that OP is an american "libertarian"
>>26409150
this is not /edgy/.
Chads have good looks and social skills, are well-adjusted and successful. Why should girls want any other male?
Also obviously hypergamy is a good thing. Even if the woman ends up as a single mother, raising the children of chad - at least these children will be good looking and social, and the girl still gets to bed chad from time to time. Many chads are also rich and can afford to pay alimony.
Also "muh love" counts for jack shit. Girls don't want guys to love them unless they are chad-tier or willing to be orbiters. So if you really like some...
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What exactly is the point of this thread?
>>26409234
To troll retards obviously.
>>26409234
why is r9k so mad when girls want chads?
>tfw the mafia kept the streets of inner cities safer than contemporary police forces can
How is this possible?
Not having to follow the rules and be accountable to the masses helps
>>26409090
Most men fear death more than doing time, you won't fuck around if you know it'll earn you a bullet to the brain instead of some time in chains
police don't exist to keep people safe or to prevent crime, in fact they exist to protect private property and since private property causes the majority of crime they have to try to control this side effect
>re-reading The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck
>finish it
>die of feels
Why couldn't I have been born 100 years earlier? Setting out as a young man and make it or break it, but most of all have a great adventure.
When I was born, the world was explored. I can get anywhere for a few hundred bucks and some hours on an airplane. The only frontier to get in to right now is technology, and you need the wealth of a small nation to start something up. There's nothing...
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If you were born 100 years earlier you'd likely be dying in WW1 around now
>>26409008
>I can get anywhere for a few hundred bucks and some hours on an airplane
This is somehow a bad thing? Also the next frontier is virtual reality and robotics, get on it.
>>26409008
World of Warcraft
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Also 100 years earlier beta cucks like OP would be send of to die as a cannot fodder or something, you will not live long.
What made you happy today?
Various lols on here amidst the shit.
Seeing cute 2D lolis.
It didn't last long.
morning-sex with my gf