Is there any point in existing for me? I mean, it's understood I'll never satisfy any girl with this.
>>26411223
If you're into being humiliated or dominated there are women that would happily go with it and usually are into small dicks.
Don't feel bad OP, at least you can compare clits with your girlfriend.
>>26411223
bill clintons dick was 4 inches according to paula
So, girl loves me and I love girl. I'm one of the most important characters in her life and she couldn't possibly imagine a reality without me being an aspect of it. Well, we dated for awhile but she was still with her old bf (yeah, I'm a cuck) but it didn't really bother me, he was a manchild anyways. Shit happens, break up, but we both still love each other and she wants me to stay and be lovey but doesn't want to be back together. What do I do?
>>26411219
>she wants me to stay and be lovey but doesn't want to be back together
What the shit?
Just try to explain to me:
1 What kind of relationship are you two planning to have then?
2 How is this going to work when either you or she find a new partner?
3 What happens when she finds the next guy she likes but doesn't want to be together with? is he going to be the next addition to her dick collection?
4 Do you see her as an adult at all?
Oh yeah, one more thing:
>we both still love each other
topkek
You love her. She doesn't want the hassle of getting over somebody.
DON'T DO IT
DO NOT
DO IT
How often do you drink coffee?
almost never upsets my stomach
Daily.
First it was soda everyday, come adulthood it progressed to coffee.
I am completely dependent on caffeine, it might be like that my whole life.
never
this is just another one of those things that im the only fucking person that doesn't do it and which makes me look like a weird fucking idiot
why the fuck cant i have just been normal and drank coffee like everyone else?
>leave /r9k/ for two months
>stop fapping, stop watching animu and playing vidya
>start going outside and meditating
>cut hair
>go to local uni bar
>get drunk
>get qt 18 y.o.'s number
>flirt through text
>go out with her a few times
>had amazing sex last night
Farewell,...
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>>26411178
>go out with her a few times
>she doesn't cut contact with you
okay, sleeper chad
>>26411204
this, the chad was in you from the start, now get out! REEEEEEEE
>>26411204
>>26411230
Topkek, I've been here since 2008.
Nah, she's just as autismo as me, I guess. I spewed some /lit/-tier bullshit about the beauty of life being found in the strangest of places, worked like a charm.
>You will never have a Seinfeld lifestyle
>The only thing that's a joke is your life
>>26410957
I mean a lot of people here can probably relate to George at least
hi my name is george.
im unemployed and i live with my parents.
I think we're all George here. I wish I was Kramer, but he doesn't even make sense as a person. Did he ever even have a job?
>be in class
>''okay get into groups''
>FUCK.jpg
>sit there awkwardly until some chad takes pity on me
>you can come with us anon, unless you're going with anonette
>girl is sat on her own with nobody
>as soon as he says this she blurts out 'NO!'
>it was loud
>don't...
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At least Chad was there for you, bro
>>26411059
There are two types of Chads. The asshole and the nice Chad. The latter being pretty rare.>>26411059
>be straight A student
>everyone wants to group with me for the easy grade
So i have a pretty decent life. Actually, a great life. Soon finishing my masters degree at age 22. Got amazing supportive family and a couple of great friends. Getting top grades in school. Working as a research assistant for some of the best professors in my country in my field. Healthy, good looking, very fit body. Works out 3-4 times a week. Intelligent.
But when it comes to girls im just fucked (not literally...). It is a story of rejections, awkard situations and fuck-ups. My crippling social anxiety has crippled me for years, and even though i've worked through it I still absolutely suck at going out and i feel awkward and uncomfortable in clubs etc.
While all my friends are fucking girls like it was nothing, i need to put so much mental effort into it and nothing comes out of it. Absolutely no girl in years during college has shown the least ammount of interest in me, even though friends/family people openly tell im good looking. They dont understand my lack of love life either.
I have a great life on all other levels so why does this keep pulling me down? If i just stopped caring about getting laid/getting recognition from girls I would have the time of my fucking life. But it just keep fucking with me.
So is it possible to stop caring and just live you life? Does the right one come along when you least expect it? And is it possible to go through youth not living up the no. 1 parameter of succes amongts young people these days: HAving success with the opposite sex?
>tl;dr if your life is great except your love life, is it possible to stop caring about your love life and just live happily ever after?
I used to have women problems.
Then I figured out the "I can't even look at you" game.
When you're in close contact with women, keep looking straight ahead. Do NOT give them any attention. Give them a taste of how it feels to be ignored.
This lack of attention kills the roastie.
>>26410977
So, another piece of BS dating wiz advice? also read the game, i reckon?
ignoring them only works, and i tell you, ONLY works if they are actually attracted to you. but that is just a minor thing i guess. Ignore all woman; best advice ever
>>26411037
Well, if you're ignoring them and they're not attracted to you, you just avoided a shit person.
It is a fun game. Cats play it, too.
What's the youngest you would go for a girl considering your age? and i mean a romantic relationship
>>26476721
>>26476721
6 months old
>>26476721
An age no younger than the legal AOC for my principality.
Any younger would be blasphemy.
age of consent in whatever country I'm in? you wouldn't want to stupid and do something stupid
My parents are literally fucking destroying my life so bad and I have no way out
>dad doesn't come home until midnight
>as soon as he gets home he's standing in the hallway yelling
>he plays with the fuxking wood stove every single time and it's literally as loud as a rock concert
>he'll make noise and fuck around until like 4 am
>after that I hear him coughing and stomping and then he's fuxking...
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this is all you finding small shit to obsess about, nothing is life destroying in that greentext. saged
you know what? im gonna bump your thread so everybody can see how much of a fucking normie you are so you can feel like shit about even posting here. bump
>>26410834
Stupid fuck. I hate you so much.
Jesus Christ guys I just can't do it. Not after this.
>had a dream I was with the hot chick in school that hung out with me a few times
>had a dream we were alone together in a room and she was laying on a bed
>she asks me come lay with her and I get on the bed
>she tells me to come closer and I move up to her and start spooning her and I put my arm around her and hold her
>I close my eyes to cuddle and I feel...
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Women aren't capable of affection. Get a dog instead. Or a fleshlight.
>>26410767
No I want a beautiful gf
>>26410781
Masturbate, cum, then tell me how you feel about a gf.
>guy at uni hung himself after his popular Stacy gf for years cheated on him and left him
>overhear her crying surrounded by a group of conceited friends reassuring her "no, no, it's not your fault" and "these things just happen, don't blame yourself"
DO WOMEN COMPREHEND DEPRESSION IM STILL MAD
as i always say
dont wrap your vagoo over crazy
Make sure she never forgets.
Every year on the anniversary of his death send her an anonymous letter that says "IT'S YOUR FAULT" written in red ink. Every year.
>>26476378
The guy is a fucking beta if he offs himself because his gf dumped him.
>Hey, it's Anon, that weird guy at our school! He actually came! I only invited him as a joke. Since you're here, Anon, you wanna buttchug some Nyquil with us? Gets you super fucked up. C'mon, Anon, don't you wanna be cool like us? Prove that you can party hard like the rest of us.
Am I the only one who finds the concept of buttchugging extremely sexual?
>didn't wipe last time I took a shit
>Open up your butthole to new experiences, Anon!
What is it like having a loving family?
feels like youre climbing a really high mountain as life goes on, but there is a safety net that will catch you in case you fall.
also you have people to play videogames with.
Annoying x
idk
my family says they love me but every time i walk by they either poke fun at me or ask a million questions i dont have the answer too
guess loving means they put up with me
Candid shots of women with enormous tits
pictures or videos of naked women
Not being alive
Candid shots of women pooping
How does /r9k/ feel about pro-wrestling?
Fake and gay
Literally.
Literally more homosexual and a lot less interesting than going to see theatre.
i prefer anti-wrestling