Would you date a professional dancer or actor/actress, someone who is required by their job to be physically close to other professionals, sometimes in intimate positions?
What is that? It looks like a rock.
>>26413528
JESUS IT'S A MINERAL
>>26413528
I think it's like marble cake, or something.
What do robots think of Elliott? I think he's a genius.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIPF14Dk17E
>>26412647
I think he is a liar and a fraud.
>>26412656
Really? Why? I only just found out about him.
He's a complete and utter hack
"breathe through your balls" lmao just lmao
His pseudo-science PUA-style advice is fucking retarded too. I mean this is a guy whose favourite book is The 48 Laws of Power..
Avoid this mongoloid. Read Schopenhauer, and Starting Strength
>me and oneitis are now dating
>cannot fucking help but be aroused when we make out
>she jokes about it being gross
>she's literally borderline moaning when i kiss her neck
I wish I didn't have the need to fuck, /r9k/. I know that this is going to be exactly what ruins my relationship. Any ways to stifle the need to bone?
Oh, and before you faggots say nofap, you can go fuck yourselves, you fucking cuckolds.
you should turn her on more than you so she would accept your boner.
arouse her more before you hit your groin to her maybe,,
>>26413367
There's not he can do beside boob grab or go for the finger while she's moaning
Maybe stick his fingers in her mouth or force her hand
>>26412609
That's love you're feeling. Cherish it, not everyone can feel like that in their lives. Enjoy every second of it and when you life turns to shambles, you'll recall how good it used to feel when you were with your oneitis. Do it for the rest of us who will never feel anything like that. Godspeed, anon.
my professed just gave me a zero on my first exam because my car was buried in the 20+ inches of snow we got last night and I was 5 minutes late
Fuck me.
>>26412572
That sucks
>have an exam tomorrow which I'm likely to fail, and if that happems I fail the unit
>>26412596
Living the life amirite
>>26412572
should have planned ahead op. wtf wrong you
How far gone are you to being a wizard /r9k/?
>>26412569
Template-dingdongdiddly?
>>26412569
who Cyborg here? (60)
>>26412620
>>26412654
Op here,hang on i forgot to post it,
and 26 here, feels fucking bad man, i have magical powers
>Tfw your car won't start and you stand there with the hood up just looking at it
Might as well just exchange your dick for a pussy right then and there because you're not a man
>ruthlessly mocks 50 year olds for not knowing the proper type of cable needed to charge an iphone
>has no clue how to do something as simple as change the oil in their own car
seriously... fuck you millennials
>even though
fucking kek
>>26412531
>looks good(actor for christ sake)
>is buff
>is WHITE
...
>IS A WHITE MALE
>as tall as an average asian
Some people don't deserve to live.
He's one.
>work at dead end minimum wage retail job
>always give it my all
>usually stay a bit longer (15 to 30m) to ensure everything is in order for the following day
>decide to go and ask boss about travel compensation (I drive 80km a day) and oppertunities for more hours (32 to 40) as well as possible education
>get told I don't work hard (fast) enough because I never punch out on time
>"you...
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get a new job then quit
>>26412537
This.
Working hard is good, but not when you work for a piece of shit.
>>26412520
>retail
found your problem. I have 2 other people that work in my department. I still end up doing at least 70% of the work, frequently tell both my managers what to do, and still get shit from time to time.
>tfw my neighbour's bathroom window is just across my kitchens
>tfw I see her showering day in and day out.
>even see her nakid a few times
>tfw I have to cook but she makes everything uncomfortable
when will this suffering end?
>>26412427
She knows you watch her. And she likes it.
Don't get me wrong. She doesn't like you, she just likes being watched.
Suffering?
This is a beautiful woman walking around naked and you're going to call it suffering?
This is something that comes about once in a lifetime, when we were boys we would look out the window and wonder why can't there be a naked woman there? And you're going to throw it all away?
>>26412457
>>26412491
I just want to cook you cucks
post omegle stories and talk about robots youve met on omegle and go on omegle
>tfw no one ever talks about me
>>26412412
i know this feeling desu
>>26412393
>meet robot
>skips me
>meet him again
>calls me fat before skipping again
>meet him without cam next time
>calls me fat again
>ask him why he doesn't like me
>he says he just joshing me
I hope all the mean ones are like this.
DAILY DOSE OF ENTITLEMENT
>>26412365
Omg so cute
it literally doesn't matter what they ask for at this point. if you wont give her what she wants (money, travel, big cock, etc), she'll have 10 other faggots lined up who will, and 100 more via social media who will send her free shit and be her emotional tampon. it's all guy's fault for enabling them to act like this too. there is literally no winning in the dating scene as a man in the year 2 0 1 6
>>26412516
I feel like this guys posts paragraphs about this shit all the time, think I've seen him before
>took propylhexedrine to finally get this math homework done
>keep going back to /r9k/ after every task because i'm in desperate need of social interaction as well
nothing ever works out, what do, it's gonna wear off soon
>>26412244
I live on coffee and ritalin. If I take enough I don't even need food.
>take speed to do assignment
>stay up all night talking to people
>only do assignment at 6am when everyone goes to sleep
>only takes like an hour
every time
>tfw jumping through tons of hoops to get back on adderall script
thank GOD for our son, when Justin arrived i knew he was a special angel and now i see how blessed i am for having him
>>26412226
justin weelchairleke
Bless your heart
Austin can't see, talk,hear and walk, but he's a normal child just like everybody else!
THE NORMIES ARE DOING IT AGAIN!!!!! LEAVE OUR MEMES ALONE!!!11!!!1!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
>>26412225
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EVERYTHING IS NOW NORMIE
>>26412225
>>26412237
we live in a hypercapitalistic world. what did you expect?
Is this for fucking real?
What kind of normalfag would ever want to be seen with that?
Reminder that ALL women enjoy seeing alpha males beat up weaker guys, regardless of the situation.
It's instinct.
ALL women also enjoy watching weaker guys get exterminated after they've proved themselves inferior.
If this is true why women arent more into watching contact sports?
>>26412129
Until there is only one superchad to copulate with all women.
Who here enjoys being lonely?
>>26412066
You mean "being alone"
>>26412066
>I bet those grapes were sour anyway
>>26412247
This. And yes I love being alone. But sometimes I feel lonely.