Before I got carpal tunnel
>>26415291
egoraptor?
After I got my SHIT FUCKED UP
>>26415291
>>26415305
you look like an ugly native with gross hair in both scenarios
>tfw no fembot gf who's into astronomy to take on a night hike and show her cool astronomy stuff on my telescopewhile having my hand in her pants rubbing softly distracting her from whatever she's looking at right now
>>26415164
tip top kek
yeah it's hard to find a woman interested in astronomy.
Have you tried local astronomy "clubs" forums??
you know what they should do, the people from tinder should create "tags" under interests and match people with the same tag. (don't know how tinder works so i don't know if they are already doing it)
>women into astronomy
You will never, ever find this. What you can do, if you're willing to put up with bullshit, is find a woman into astrology, which will in fact be easy.
>tfw no three-armed fembot to shit in my mouth and finger my butthole while playing an accordion
Feeling a bit down today, lads. Just had an argument with the girlfriend and now she won't join our weekly tabletop meeting this evening. Most of my friends were not coming in the first place so I'll be stuck playing games with a fucking Chad all night
What's bugging you today?
>>26415076
People like you. Not gonna tell you to leave, but you have no place here, and you know it
My meds are getting really annoying. I'm really tired, have headaches, am constantly shaking and can't focus on anything. I really wish they will help this time.
>>26415125
Why do I have no place here?
Who here /failed their second driving test/
>leg that controlls clutch trembling
>Make autistic mistake
>failed
>money doesn't grow on trees
>tfw can't blame the examiner for being too strict
>tfw repeatedly said "I'm gonna pass"
>mfw didn't pass
>mfw people passed on their first try
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>fail eight or nine times
>pass eventually
anxiety got me good to the point where I lost count of how many tests I failed
but I did pass and you're not as fucked as me
>>26415091
How did it feel like to pass senpai?
>>26415044
>aced written test from pure luck
>take driving test a month later
>forced totake a fucking dodge charger with a hemi engine
>accidently burnout driving away from the department
>literally can't control this beast
>cop wants our trip to end early because he's scared as fuck
>park right...
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Insertion was not what I would call a pleasurable experience.
I'd say you have about 45 minutes.
>>26415040
some women like anal some don't
what the fuck do i know
Folks like watersports for all sorts of reasons.
Does anyone else not have any energy to anything at all anymore?
I don't even have the energy to get a haircut or fill my car's gas tank, or study for the test I have to take to get into school. I hardly even have any energy to eat. The only thing I feel like doing is sleeping. That's it
>Hai guise I have depression
welcome to the board dedicated to just that.
I bet you go to anime boards to say "I like Japanese things like anime" you monstrous faggot.
>>26414975
Play space station 13. go over to /vg/ and look for "ss13" in the catalog. You'll love it there famfam.
>tfw friends keeps talking about their plans for valentines day
>tfw no bf for valentines day
Why not just date one of the desperate losers here? They would date you even though you have a penis.
>>26414926
And? All the chocolate will be half off on Monday. Silver linings anon.
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Let's do something differen ttoday. So what are we doing, robots?
Just asked the girl I like for Valentine's yesterday
So I think I'm good for today
I don't know. It's to cold to go outside and I have no work. Think I might just hang out at home.
>>26414953
That's what you're doing every day, anon.
>Mom calls me and ask if i wanna go swimming
>say yes. Love swimming and want exercise since i am kinda fat.
>Call mom today and ask when she is gonna show up
>ready for fun swimming time with mommy and my little brother (he is 9)
>"Oh btw anon ashley might show up"
>"Who is ashley?"
>"you remember. My friends daughter"
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> what if she hits on me?
Surely will happen, senpaidesuanonsan
Don't get a boner dude. dude just whatever you do don't get a boner dude
>>26414853
No i am worried she will be a fat desperate shit and try to interact with me. I have some sort of magnet in my body that attracts losers to me.
I think they can smell that i am one of them
>2016
>still thinking a white woman is capable of pleasing a man
Only women with European features are attractive. This includes some paler South Asians an many white Hispanics.
Asians are not attractive, and black women are not attractive. Middle Eastern is technically "white" but not really. The whiter-looking ones are more attractive.
>>26414694
My ex from high school was Colombian, I loved her to death, she was a beautiful person inside and out.
Genetics hit her like a ton of bricks once she hit 20 tho.
>>26414720
>seriously thinking this
Last two digits are how long you have to leave /r9k/ for, let's leave this dump behind.
I would have said 4chan instead of /r9k/, but I need my Trump fix.
In what unit of time? Days? Seconds? Millennia?
99 days plax
>>26414766
Ok bye guys
Have any of you been party vanned before?
>>26414583
Almost. I had a cop get all up in my shit once when I was 19 and I was fucking a 15 year old at the time.
>>26414583
only into an actual party van
A cop came to my house because I shot a 10 year old when I was 14 years old with a BB gun for stealing my candy
Women with lots of sexual partners are equal in attractiveness as a man with no money.
Is this true?
>>26414493
wtf, that right bitch is basically dadbod
>>26414724
She's bigger than me, holy shit
Mirin her fridgemode physique t b h
I bet she'd give birth to high test sons
>>26414743
are there more pics of her
i have never seen a woman who is this much fridgemode, and i browse 4chan alot since 6 years
even bodybuilder girls dont seem this much fridgemode/dadbod kek
>Do you really think I'm pretty, anon...?
Go whore elsewhere
>>26414377
No or I wouldn't bother hitting on you.
You do it for me though and I am genuinely serious about liking you. You're my frequency of ugly and you haven't been interested in me in months.
>>26414445
Autism, ladies and gentlemen. Truly beautiful.
I think the FBI have been monitoring me because they think I am going to pull an Elliot. Weird activity happening.
>Seen white vans parked near my house. I live in an upper class island in Florida.
>>26414324
lol, they are going to kill you and light your house on fire. It will be covered in the papers as a robbery ending in murder and arson. Nice knowing you, robot.
post pics?
a a a afh h h hag
>>26414324
Well, are you gonna pull an Elliot? You might as well, it's definitely better than getting suicided by the FBI.