I've got a huntsman living in the corner of my ceiling. She eats all the mosquitos and other annoying insects, never bothering me. Sometimes when I'm lying in bed, looking up at her, I fantasize about her turning anthropomorphic and gracefully lowering herself down onto me. She's starting to wrap me up, as if I'm her prey. She starts with my hands, then the rest of my arms, then my chest and the rest of my torso. She leaves my cock untouched and starts on my legs and feet. Then, when she's all done and I can't move at all, she approaches my cock...
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>>26423224
You're an odd one OP. I'll give you that.
>Have a bunch of spiders everywhere
>Never harm them
>Find Muffet to be best girl
>Still no spider fetish or fap to spider monster girls
I don't get it. Birds though...
My grandma loves spider webs, she thinks they are beautiful and never trashes them.
>Be me, level 60 Actual Faggot
>Talking to cute guy I met on tinder, 8/10 IMO
>Talk about getting together, maybe for a date, maybe for straight sex
>Drive over to his house, relatively close
>Knock on door, when he answers, he looks way excited
>Literally sprints to middle of living room, gets on knees, unzips pants, starts jacking, opens mouth
>Fuck it, I'm horny
>Start getting blowjob, feels pretty great, guy knows what he's doing
>Cum, pretty great, 7/10
>Wont stop sucking, going just as hard, swallows everything, now groaning as well
Whoa.what
>Try to politely pull out, say I need a minute, but too beta to force it
>He fucking wraps his arms around me, cums on my shoes, goes twice as hard
>Really uncomfortable, try pushing him off forcefully, my dick fucking hurts now 0/10
>He just keeps grunting and sucking away
>Grab him and shove him off as hard as I can, yank up pants, and flee the scene
>He's screaming at the top of his lungs the whole time behind me to come back
>Sends me a bunch of weird ass messages on tinder before I block him
I've almost completely lost interest in men since then, holy fuck what a weirdo.
Also, general WTF stories thread.
>>26423180
What state
Can we be friends or more
>tfw no one wants a monogamous fag relationship
>>26423558 Only if you're a QT grill now, no longer interested in men
>>26423939
what if greel and not QT?
>it's an IQ thread
>it's a personality type thread
>it's a tfw no gf thread
>it's an asian masculinity thread
>it's an Elliot Rodger thread
>it's a black woman asian man thread
>it's a Trump thread
>it's a height thread
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>>26423098
>It's a thread
Yep.
> - Filtered threads: 30
>it's a "pathetic thirsty faggot asks pointless questions to women because he's that fucking desperate" thread
>Women can smell desperation.
>>26422976
women are dumber than you think is more truthful
>your race has below average IQ
>>26422998
True.
>>26423006
I just laugh and laugh reading that.
>Conservafags and lolbertarians actually believe that business owners should be allowed to do whatever they want to their employees and abuse them as they please
>tfw still no proletarian uprising
Class consciousness is dead
>>26422947
Man, Mike Rowe has to be the Goodest of Good goys.
>Spends a few hours in front of a camera shoveling shit
>Gets paid millions
>Goes on and on about the value of hardwork
Try working a 40 hour job for the rest of your life, Mike Rowe. You fucking asshole
>>26422947
We don't, actually.
I'm a firm believer that a free marketplace needs regulation to make it both free and respectful, and most conservative states have enacted a number of laws to ensure that employers cannot punish whistleblowers, and heavily penalize things like wage theft and the like.
Well lads, it all makes sense now.
Today my mom called me at uni just to talk for a bit, and I asked her if I ever had an IQ test because I had read some article about a young man that was very intelligent but ended up killing himself at age 21 because he "didn't fit in" and felt lonely/different. The article mentioned for individuals to be considered "gifted" their IQ had to be 130 or above (idk where that figure comes from). My mom said she thinks I had an IQ of 131. The article mentioned some things about these people having heightened emotional responses, and might go an entire day distracted by a new song they heard because for some, music is a more intense and emotional experience. This resonated with me and was part of the reason I felt inclined to ask her about my IQ to see if I "qualified" for feeling this way. And even still, idk how much an IQ test "qualifies" you for anything.
Well then about an hour later she called me back, and told me I may have mild aspergers.
I'm 19 and have poor social skills. I've been depressed for years. I really dislike school, and always find it difficult to concentrate on studying because I always have something else to focus on or think about that I usually obsess over. I also have a hard time making friends and am bad at making eye contact.
She said she noticed when I was younger that I was different, and that if I was asked what to do in certain social situations, I wouldn't know what to do, whereas my brother would. She said I'm not too good at picking up on social cues.
When she told me this, I was actually smiling because it made so much sense. Also because "lmao sperglord of course you're a fucking autist".
She said I just need to work harder at being social, even if it's uncomfortable. She knows I tend to shy away from people, even if they would want to talk to me, and maybe that's why I've been having a tough time making friends.
What a way to end my day.
Well, good. I am in the same situation. I just don't plan on changing myself. I just interact with normies at a minimum.
>>26422905
It really doesn't make a difference, though.
It's still a weakness you have to overcome.
So don't let the idea that your failures were predestined get to your head.
With toil you can overcome your depression and social anxiety.
I should know, I'm in the same boat as you, except I'm in my 30's now.
Try not to waste too much of your youth, now. You only get a few years before you get fat and lame like me.
It's a useless label.
Does it really bother you if you have the spergs according to some half meaningless criteria?
I have >130 IQ and plenty of social ineptness and if that makes me a sperg, so be it - makes no difference to me.
Do read a book on body language though. Other people have done the hard work of picking up on social cues for you, you just have to remember it. It's kind of interesting just watching people and seeing how much of what they're feeling you can assume from their body language.
Should single men be taxed extra? Men are supposed to provide for families, so it makes sense that they should contribute extra money towards generalized, nationwide child support with the spare resources they're failing to invest in families of their own.
>>26422836
fuck off feminazi b8
If they make me pay extra taxes I'll be sure to avoid paying, even going so far as to burn money so that I'll go to jail and get to live off state.
>>26422836
Married couples already get tax breaks, what the fuck more do you want, roastie?
Might as well ask for a law to be passed for all single roasties with a half nig kid to be given a government assigned beta as their provider.
Do you ever get the feeling like you're not that awkward, but the world is just forcing you to be awkward? Do you ever feel like everyone else is just trying to con you into taking responsibility for their own awkwardness? Like you just can't assert your own suaveness, so everyone just dumps their awkwardness onto your lap?
It seems like most of the time, I'm not even the awkward person. Other people are awkward, but somehow I'm always the fall guy. Everyone projects their awkwardness onto me. I'm sick of it. I feel like I'm just an awkwardness...
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Yeah, sorry man, a lot of apathy and a few rare moments of real caring is all I've been feeling for the past decade. To be honest, it's difficult to not care, this will sound really bad, but if you force yourself not to react it will become second nature.
Or maybe you could just assert yourself in the situation more, I don't know, I'm struggling with this too, man.
>>26422832
I relate to this post so much. It's gotten to the point where Im starting to refuse to speak to anyone I have known for awhile because new people are the only ones who treat me like a human being. My "friends" treat me like I'm some sitcom character and don't let me get away with anything.
The worst part is you cant even stand up for yourself because everybody will just laugh at it and think you getting angry is just another example of your strangeness. Once they get it in their head that...
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>>26422990
I also forgot to mention that the fact that Mark is your pic made this whole post hit even harder.
Show me a better microwavable meal than this.
Shits delicious.
>>26422795
>not making his own food
>steak
>microwave
Let's face it, you can't even consider it meat.
>>26422795
I've never seen this before.
Where do you live?
/b/ didnt quite pay attention to this oc
>was not racist
>go to omegle cause wanna fap
>search for "boobs"
>camera pointed at your shirt cause fuck yall im anon uber 9000
>20min later no boobs
>1,5h later dick&handdied.exe
>still no boobs
>fuckit.gif
>bored, so i try sth unusualComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>26422673
And people say I don't make movements, I literally fucked this guys perception of black people by trolling his bitchass LMAO I was the fat black dude that trolled you I'm sorry but if you want to complain about your problems go to tumblr cause I've been on /b/ since 2007 and we don't like whiny bitches nigger.
Also I got the irony but it was just so fucking autistic I didn't give a fuck I had one goal which was troll you
This thread proves, that OP was always a faggot and...
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fake and gay
abc
>>26423495
No that happened, I was the actual guy that said that bullshit to him but the difference is I'm actually not a beta he just got upset that I roasted him so badly and all he could do was type like a little bitch.
Ohhh the irony
Post sad music bros, it's been a horrid day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC1y6ExmXhA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKsvmHnqcWU
Enjoy.
needle in the hay by elliot smith
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgNgvCLRqWc
>>26422717
Also, this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL998ajnjN4
>Tonight she'll be playing with Chad's penis
>While you're alone and daydreaming about her cutesiness
How did we end up like this? What did we do to deserve this?
>>26422663
YOU were ugly and a sperg.
They werent ugly and could talk to people.
>>26422663
Maybe you treated women like sex objects in a past life
>mfw I'll never have sex with Jillian Janson
I won't stop loving her, though.
What are some of your most loved or hated memes through out meme history?
hated:
>Demotivationals
>Can I Haz (I cringe when I think about the very early memes, and I can't think of any exceptions)
>Many image macros
Any reddit macro. I saw a few a while ago and they were just pedestals for storytelling. It was weird. Not sure if they changed though
>Thanks Lori
loved:
>breadfriend
Breadfriend...
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pls reply to my thread
I think all memes are dumb
>>26423070
What do you meme?
Holy shit 9rk
>>26422475
Lol, the women will get mad when they can't authentically emotionally abuse the INIGGAs.They won't sell for shit when their new toys can't work for them,
>>26422475
I'm so fucking hyped for ithots right now
Why do we hate niggers when they are so based
uwu hello Xi am a polygender astral kin and the outside world is very scary to xe
please don't misgender xe
THAT'S MY OPINION
HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR ME?
>this ridiculous tumblr strawman
How many of you guys have actually been to tumblr before?
>>26422557
me me
i was really surprise cuz when you look up any political issue, all of the posts that come up are really right wing
i don't know where the tumblrina meme comes from