robros, what are your dreams? specifically your short term, realistic dreams? What keeps you going? What would give your life meaning?
>tfw just want to get accepted into an ivy league schoolnot for undergrad
>>26430462
What grad program did you get into?
How hard is it to get into an Ivy League (or a similar excellent uni like UChicago or MIT) for a master's? I'd like to do an MSc in econ (I'm not from the US).
>>26430671
none yet, but I have 75th+ percentile stats at a few. ive applied and im just waiting for decisions.
if i dont get into one im going to give up on my life desu.
From what I've read it seems like being international slightly helps your odds at acceptance, but diminishes your odds at financial aid. MIT has the least "holistic" review process apparently.
If you have good stats relative to the admitted class profile I'd wager you have a pretty good chance.
I want to make a short film but I just have vague ideas that I can't make into a plot
Ending it tonight /r9k/. Thank you for everything.
>>26430442
Deuces nigga
>>26430442
And miss the long holiday weekend? That is a poor choice of timing.
Do you want to die or do you want to live until you die?
1 more day wagecucks
>>26474622
>happy, self assured robot.
Fuck off you normie scum.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26474622
>rainbow coloured books
OP confirmed for raging homosexual.
well i at least have a job
You're caught at a truck stop because you had to take a massive shit. You're in the stall when THIS guy kicks the door down, pins you to the floor and puts a gun in your face and says, "If you don't start suckin' me till ah cum, that's it for you you little queer."
Wat do.
>>26430383
let him shoot
Jokes on him, I would love to die. Please shoot me in the face. Be my guest.
>>26430383
pop him like a balloon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3ttxGMQOrY
>these people have told others to "get a job" in the past
Happy for them. Wish I could scream "get a job you useless fucks" at them at the end of that speech.
Most of those people STILL won't vote Trump even after going through this shit
>>26430290
when they had completed the temple's foundation, the people shouted in joy, and hearing this, some of those who had lived long enough to recall the first temple, which was destroyed, cried loudly, for they remembered its glory and believed they would never again behold it, and the cries of mourning mixed with the shouts of laughter, and to those standing by, the sounds became indistinguishable from each other
Don't let him down
>>26474145
>tfw i know people who unironically post this exact thing
Amen, praise jesus
AMEN just to piss off Satan
What do you think the average IQ of /r9k/ is, huh? My guess is no more than 90.
Just observation and deduction. I see a propensity for obesity. Poverty. Racism. Self-sabotage. A yen for fairy tales. Folks spending what little time they do have engaging in self pity on a preteen cartoon image board instead of improving themselves. I think it's safe to say no one here's gonna be splitting the atom, Marty.
Nu-uh. My mom tells me I'm smart.
>>26430189
smart but lazy meme inc.
>>26430189
And I see you as an upper middle class white kid probably in college and is probably an atheist. You are a leftist cuck, probably also browse reddit. You probably get over emotional sometimes, you have a narcissistic personality thus a high opinion of yourself. You're an edgelord. But in reality you're just a delusional, ignorant fool who has no places in judging others with your preconceived delusions that are dead wrong.
Wow I can't fucking believe this. This is the last time I take advice from the internet. I'm so scared and im physically and mentally drained so I'm sorry for the grammar mistakes.
>be me
>read a 4chan thread about stealing underwear
>I think to my self that I can cum in them and have a cheeky wank
>I wait for my sisters to go to bed
>I sneak into their room and open up their closet
>I...
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Tell them you crossdress.
Cut off the benis to save the hand, anon.
>its was just a cheeky wankk
You did it wrong dude, You're supposed to steal used one from the laundry hamper, and this next part was super important and where you fucked up, you weren't supposed to get caught. I think I've huffed and cum in 5 of my 8 cousin's panties and it was amazing.
If you were caught you could have lied. When porn was on the family computer it was never me, because I don't fap. You know what it was? A fucking virus/pop-up/the dogs/anything that gets me out of trouble.
I don't care if I'm caught redhanded, I will never admit to shit....
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post ITT if you wish you were dead
I wish i was alive
I wish for it everyday, but I'm a fag who is too scared to commit suicide, so I'm pretty much an attentionwhore I guess
>>26430188
>tfw buying a motorcycle to get in an accident
>tfw made two robots like idols
Why don't you listen to idols Anon?
But I do like idols, I have a daki of Makoto
>>26430240
Can you post picture to prove it?
>>26430249
Mako and the Makochi
Well /r9k/, my depression literally vanished into thin air sometime around yesterday, and I felt happy for the first time in three years. Somehow, the whole "IT GETS BETTER" meme worked out.
Oh yes, I know that depression never goes away, and that it's going to come back sometime soon with an even bigger, harder throbbing cock to ram up my ass unlubed, but might as well enjoy my time like this.
My advice for the numerous suicidal bots that I've seen posting on here: wait a bit. Just wait a bit, and try to beat the odds like I did. No harm in...
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>>26430047
Well, if you ever feel down talk to us
>>26430047
OP, this happened to me. Turns out my clinical depression went bipolar somehow.
>>26430112
Yeah, that's why I'm terrified. Depression can completely go away sometimes, bipolar is with you until you die.
Help me out here boys. I'm in a strange relationship with a girl that is way out of my league.
>Date girl back in grade 7
>She was hot but you could tell she was going to be solid 10/10 after puberty
>Hit it off, connect in every way possible
>Making out in hallways, coming back to my place to fuck around (nothing sexual yet)
>We break off from each other, she moves to a different school
>we...
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so you sound like you're doing fine, what do you want advice on?
>>26430048
After I told her we gotta stop, we still end up fucking and I still feel like scum. Should I just tell her again and stand my ground
Please answer this: why the fuck are you on my board? Take this shit to some normie forum somewhere I do not know.
Anybody here into classical Hindustani music? I picked up the sitar last year and it turns out that Indian music is pretty god tier. This is a favorite of mine that I've been working on recently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtfF_Q6o0gc
This is not the place for discussion. Be gone
That feel when no sitar-playing friend to listen to while I lie down and smoke pot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t7GYCkQOKw
>>26430051
I got you senpai, what raag you want? I got bhupali, asavari, kegar, that good shit yo, what you want
What went wrong?
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>implying this isn't objectively the best saga
>>26429932
What is the time he stuck a medallion up his arse?
It's a story full of shocking twists, and each new development is doubly hilarious relative to the previous one.
I'm tired of being alone, /r9k/. I don't have any interests in Tinder or Grindr hookups - I just want to find someone who I can hang out with. I have friends in real life, I just don't get enough exposure to women my age who are single.
Has anyone tried their hand at online dating services? What do you guys think?
>inb4 reeeeeeeee
>>26429897
Don't want to make you feel worse, but online dating is mostly girls getting a shit ton of attention and even if you are a good looking dude, getting their attention in a message is difficult.
And the easy girls are all fat as fuck or tumblr-core. But, if you try long enough you might be able to get a decent girl. But prepare to work for it.
>>26429897
>Has anyone tried their hand at online dating services?
No, no one has ever tried online dating here. Hence the complete lack of hourly online dating threads.
>>26429897
hey robot, are there any anime conventions near where you live?