>cant stop shitting my pants everytime i fart
>have thrown away 7 pairs of underwear this week alone
>>26437471
What in the world is wrong with you?
>>26437471
Stop farting in your pants then? Problem solved. Fucking animal.
you will get diseases anon
Why do you guys still post this stupid frog?
>>26437149
holy fuck thats my oc. it went on buzzfeed? top fucking kek
Because nobody liked the replacement snail
>having facebook
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD NORMIE
REEEEE
she should have listened, she should have gotten him his tendies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
anymore like this?
>>26437133
> the five naughts
HAHAHAHA what the fuck?
>>26437215
>ruuuuuEEEEEEEEE
that aspie screach
I know it's a joke on this board, but it's really quite sad to listen to things like this when you already had to listen to it at home from your brother and mum.
I just found out that all my problems are due to me being lazy.
Has anyone here overcome stuff like laziness and procrastination?
Srs question
>>26437125
no
i want to kill my self, i can't stand doing nothing with my life anymore
maybe i will try to do somthing tomorow
>>26437125
Do you perhaps wish you were smarter, OP?
Would you like a hug?
Probably, you should find reasons why you are lazy and do something with them. I don't think you can't do anything just because you're "lazy".
Maybe something that you can't accomplish because of your laziness is not important for you. Maybe you're afraid of making mistakes. Maybe it's something else. Find it and do something to improve the situation.
Sorry for my idiocy
Taking LSD tomorrow for the first time. Gimme something fun to do
jump out a window
Listen to your favourite music
>>26437024
Dont think about spiders.
Seriously, don't.
>A TOWN populated solely by women has appealed for bachelors to join them - provided that they are prepared to live by female rules.
>Noiva do Cordeiro in south east Brazil is home to 600 women, mainly aged between 20 and 35.
>While some are married, their husbands are forced to work away from home and can only return on weekends.
>Sons are sent away at the age of 18, and no other men are allowed to live full-time in the town, which is located...
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>>26437006
Aw sounds comfy i'd like that
No one cares mate, I'll just bump for the sake of this type of thread
>>26437006
>While some are married, their husbands are forced to work away from home and can only return on weekends.
So basically they are getting cucked. You can guarantee the whole village of whores keeps their secrets, they are like niggers that don't snitch on each other
https://archive.is/gwDzE
kek
Nu-male as FUCK
>>26436945
I thought jon snow's direwolf broke it up.
what's wrong with that ? you're supposed to protect girls
What do people in relationships even do?
Rub their genitals together like animals and cheat on each other.
>>26436934
Touch eachothers butt mainly
They just hang out and talk about random shit, nothing much
>tfw no girl exists or will exist that shares my interests in armored fighting vehicles and warships
>>26436931
Nice drawing anon, I'm also kinda into warships and military stuff. Do you take requests?
>>26436931
>>26438277
I'll show my tits if you can make a really good drawing of a Udaloy destroyer on unlined paper.
And if you could give it a pennant number from the Northern fleet that would be great.
>>26436931
why not taking a career on the navy, becoming a strong powerful womyn poster girland being actually near armored fighting vehicles and warships?
People with online friends, please answer these questions:
>How many online friends do you have?
>How often do you contact/talk to each of them?
>How often do you contact the ones you most like?
>How many different friends will you talk to in a single day?
>How does a conversation usually start?
>What form do your conversations take? Long, lasting several hours? Just sharing a comment...
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>>26436834
ok
>How many (online) friends do you have?
0
pretty much cant answer other questions
>How many online friends do you have ?
0
This is /r9k/, fuck off to /soc/
I have a couple really good online friends, met them through playing cs go. I talk to them everyday online and through a group chat texting. Sometimes just sending memes and bullshit, sometimes we talk about games, or shit that's going on in the real world. I think cs go is the best game to make friends on, because there is such a team aspect that it basically forces you to spend several hours together and you do nothing but talk and bond over teamwork and a common goal.
Is there any Way to crack somebody's wifi password?i just moved here AND dont have that much money
>>26436794
https://wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Breaking_WPA2
I once read about someone renting an Amazon server to crack a wifi password.
>>26436794
What material is that jacket made out of? I sorta like it
>notice two normie skanks watching me in class
>turn around
>"What is it?"
>"Anon, you're our bro, *keks*."
>give thumbs up with a straight face and end it there
She basically told me I'm ugly as hell, right?
Earlier before that I responded to a teachers question in a cold way which was funny to the normie shits, so that may be the reason I got their attention in the first...
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It meant they wanted to meet after class and peg you
>>26436752
they probably like your character not that they want to fuck you but they probably find you funny in some way. I wouldnt take it as a full negative. just take it in stride.
>>26436801
Sounds about right. I guess Ill go bitch about my looks in an ugly thread.
I'm so sick of being ugly. I'm so sick of everyone staring at me everywhere I go. I'm so sick of normies always making me because I'm an easy target. I'm so sick of being alone. Being an ugly man really fucking sucks.
bro stfu nothing matters we're all going to die
>>26436800
I will make sure you die sooner than most. Mark my words.
>>26436741
Look, just get a job and save enough for a cabin out in the woods. Learn to love solitude. You played a shitty hand so just roll with it if you don't want to constantly be going through the anxiety of being around others and rejection.
Going on a date with a qt 7-8/10 girl from tinder tomorrow.
I'm a 22 year old virgin and have a history of going into long term oneitis phases and declining offers from other girls which want my dick.
Since I'm not going to be staying in this city for more than one year, I'm looking to make this into a "friends with benefits" kind of thing.
I'm fine with holding conversations, looking decent and all those other things so I don't need advice on how not to appear like an autist, but I am unsure on how to escalate this properly.
My...
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>>26436247
>getting a girl from tinder to meet with you
Get the fuck out Chad.
>>26436247
Wait until after you've fucked her to discuss the future. Don't be stupid.
>>26436339
That sounds like a logical thing to do.
I just thought that establishing the idea that this thing is casual might make things quicker and easier, but I guess it's already sort of implied by the fact that we met on Tinder, right?
What do you guys masturbate to?
I only jack off to girls I see in person. I don't have to know them. But if someone catches my eye I often think of a scenario where we fuck and that's what I jack off to. I've probably masturbated to hundreds of girls who I don't know personally.
I can jack off to girls I know too, I just have to see them in person and have that thing that strikes my interest.
It's usually something like catching a nip slip or seeing their panties when the bend over. It's how I've always done it.
Used...
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>>26436231
Thats pretty healthy desu dude. Thats a lot better than porn. Good for you, i wish i had that
>>26436231
That's similar to what I do, or did because I'm trying to not masturbate anymore
I also watched porn for a while, but sometimes coming up with an elaborate scenario with someone I actually know is better
I have a vivid imagination so it's easy
>>26436231
That's the way we always did it. It's only now kids have access to porn, its funny how many of them then seem to like cartoon porn over real porn. Interesting from an evolutionary or psychological view.