>make eye contact
>she looks away
>>26440793
I constantly have girls looking at me, not sure if it is because I look good or disgusting.
>>26440793
>he thinks eye contact is a sign of some sort of intense thinking about each other
dude
making eye contact is the creepiest thing you can do with a stranger. there's a reason everyone you see walking on the side walk is looking down or 10 feet ahead and never making eye contact with people they don't know.
haha, how can autism be used as an insuIt? Only an ignorant cunt would use autism as an insult. (And there's nothing l hate more than ignorance)
Autism is a gift in my case, I have an IQ of over 150 which makes me technically a genius thanks to my autism. I've been going through school all my life being bored out of my fucking brains getting at least 95% on all my tests (and all the incorrect answers were silly mistakes) because I'm just too fucking smart for school I can't wait for everyone else to learn something I already knew within the first day...
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shut the fuck up autistic faggot you will never get a gf.
>>26440801
haha, how can autism be used as an insult? Only an ignorant cunt wouId use autism as an insult. (And there's nothing l hate more than ignorance)
Autism is a gift in my case, I have an IQ of over 150 which makes me technically a genius thanks to my autism. I've been going through school all my life being bored out of my fucking brains getting at least 95% on all my tests (and all the incorrect answers were silly mistakes) because I'm just too fucking smart for school I can't wait for everyone...
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>>26440773
>doesn't care about others
>thinks he's a genius
you're a narcissist not a sociopath
Friendly reminder you can't be a robot if: you live in a city, along the coast or in a warm climate
>b-b-but I'm a robot, who cares if I live life on tutorial baby mode with cheats on
You don't know what you're talking about, i check all three and i am in fact the saddest kind of robot because i am surrounded by social butterflies everywhere i go. They don't understand how can someone not be like them and it indeed makes me feel worse about myself.
I wish i lived in some frozen mid nowhere shitty town so i could cast my personal responsibilities away-
Friendly reminder
If you havent made a thread about establishing criteria
Then you arent an original robot
Cuckfaggotshitniggerfuckdickpisscunt
>>26440510
mate its infinitely harder to stop being a socially inept retard in a large city than it is in a rural area, i should know ive lived in both and nothing, i repeat nothing will fuel your hatred for normies more than living in la, its fucking horrible here, its too hot, everyones a shallow beauty obsessed retard, it barely ever fucking rains, youre never more than a few steps outside your door from another human its genuinely fucking horrible
>buy camera pill
>insert inside female vagina
>insert dick
Seriously, why isn't the porn industry taking advantage of this?
>>26440466
would people actually want to watch that?
why?
>>26440466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KXqJS2Puv4
It's already been done, and wasn't that interesting.
Go back to watching anime porn.
>>26440499
You could ask the same about almost everything that the modern porn industry shits out.
considering going to a brothel for the first time in almost 10 years.
even last time i was too nervous to cum.
what drugs should i take / other ways i should prepare?
last time i got a tiny asian girl, was thinking of a pale white BBW this time.
>>26440464
Take meth and viagra nigro
>fuking white women
>>26440464
>brothel
Where I come from, we just look up call girls. Where you live that you got a goddamn brothel near by?
Who /hindiboo/ or /indoboo/ here?
Indian culture is cool as fuck.
>GOAT food
>god-tier classical music
>interesting and eclectic religion, far more lore than any western one
>incredibly diverse country with a huge range of climate and scenery, pic related
>some GOAT-tier women
>arranged marriages meaning they can't refuse a robot because Pita Raj said so
ill be the first to say it
P O O I N L O O
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>wiping shit off your ass with your hand
>over 60% of the country lives in abysmal conditions and cleans rat shit off the street
>rampant rape and repressed sexuality
>rivers flooded with corpses and human feces
>food that makes your asshole explode
>women with vaginas that look like volcanic gorges
heh ya
>>26440487
>dont even have to use toilets
>wipe with hands
its a robot wonderland
>really like a girl at my work for months
>feel like she likes me too, subtle things like eye contact, asking other people about me etc
>there's a work party for her department and she and a few others from that department invite me
>she mentions it a few times, makes sure I'm coming
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Shoulda gone up to her and talked to her bruh
You should have made your move wayyyy before the party, that was your biggest mistake.
Also you should have stepped to her at the party and asserted yourself, and if she was still acting funny, directly ask her why shes acting so funny. Next time dont be a punk. She will probably never fuck you now since she no longer sees you as a man of interest
>>26440463
We were sitting next to each other at dinner for the first part of the night. She made sure I always had a drink, but outside of that, when we were talking she might say a few vanilla things about herself, I'd try and keep the conversation going, but she kinda made zero effort and certainly wasn't interested in asking me anything about my life/getting to know me any more.
Found out I'm a robot on /b/ week ago and the politely asked me to come here. Have lived thinking I'm a chad my whole life. After a week here I can confirme I am indeed a robot who mental gymnasticed himself into thinking he is a chad. Now what. Not knowing was better but it's a little late for that.
Now you stay until you die.
>>26440387
How could you ever consider yourself an actual Chad.
>>26440491
I'm good looking. Crew up on a country side with lot's of friends. Not a kissless NEET. Have friends now.
There was a test on /b/ and the results were shocking. I know I have been a little wierd my whole life but I took pride in them. Cause I had confidence, cause I am (was) a chad, you know. But now looking back the illusions are falling apart. My whole life has been a lie built by my own selfishness/ego.
Daily reminder that if you live in one of these countries, you simply CANNOT be a robot.
>>26440189
Oh wow, were actually number eight. Thought it'd be lower than that. Isn't Sweden supposed to be better than us at everything?
>>26440189
Oh well, guess I'll let myself out, later guys I'll be slaying some pussy with my chadcred :^)KANKER OP AUTIST
>>26440189
Good list. I don't live in any of them.
How are my niggers spending their /friday/ night?
>Got some dank
>Going to get high AF and play some vidya for the first time in a long time
>>26440180
I'm gonna listen to some metal and drink with my mates. Nothing special desu
>>26440180
>gonna get high as fuck and go see deadpool with some pals
>>26440180
Vaping some lambsbread with my ho then gonna go run some errands in the car I got her for vday.
>Dad is 6'2
>Mum is 5'4
> I am 5'8
Seems about right, right?
Parents evening at school (back when I was a teenager)
>Most other students had parents all below 6ft
>70% of male students are 6ft+ even though their dads are 5'7-5'10
DON'T BULLSHIT ME ABOUT EVERYONE BEING BORN EQUALLY.
HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Not every students dad's must have been...
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its purely genetics m8, nothing you can do about it besides own your height
you can still make it.. unless you 5'4 or below, which in that case, you should probably just kill yourself
>>26440166
Get shoe lifts my man, I wear the in boots. Im 5'8 they make me 6ft. Completely changes how people treat you
>>26440190
My best friend is 5'4 and has a 5'9 gf
Manletposters BTFO
>INTP reads up on Jungian functions
>Think that they might be an INTP
>Disagrees with self because INTPs are known for their prodigious intelligence and the INTP in question suffers from stereotypical INTP self-doubt
Lets all collectively laugh at the worst MBTI type guys
ha ha
ha
ha
t.ENTP
>>26440164
>that intp feel when u r pessimistic as fuck and cant make friends
>>26440164
>t.ENTP
Entps are the best, fuck yeah
>>26440164
>tfw you realize the mbti is mostly bollocks and you can score as nearly any type depending on your mood and how you feel about yourself on a given day
Why don't you start dressing well /r9k/?
You could actually make a change in your life for once
>>26440125
Nice pic you got off of instagram. The joke here is the guy in the pic dresses like shit, incase no one gets it.
>>26440125
I wear clothes I think look good, and have done so most of my life
how you dress isn't going to change anything
>>26440125
I dress like a normie but it still doesn't remove my autism.
>Life starting to look up, making a few friends
>Got some girls even calling me cute and talking to me
>Realise that I am indeed a worthless human being
>Try to think of reasons why people might like me, can't think of any
>Start to get more desperate in talking in order to make myself feel less worthless and get more human contact
>Push people away
>Makes...
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shut the fuck up please.
>>26440104
Does reality hurt, normie?
>>26440329
no. OP's cringey, dumb ass post hurts my brain, not reality.
Not because I've "grown up" but because it no longer has a purpose or a distinct culture. The culture has shifted to a supermajority of normies and the purpose of the place has shifted to vanilla-tier conformity bullying by Tumblr.
I'm reminded of the final scene of a Brave New World where the lone representative of the dead "native" culture flagellates himself while the curious tourists of the World State look on and masturbate.
People come here to kick a dead dog and watch it twitch. It's over.
>>26439918
OK. See you tomorrow.
>>26439918
What do you want. Appraisal for posting an attention seeking post that is posted by special snowflakes every other week. 4chan doesn't change, you do.
>>26440004
No, it's folded in on itself and imploded because it decided to be contrarian by being conformist.
For example, the "you just hate thing x because it's popular" meme.
Oookkayy, well, where is there to go from there? Fucking nowhere.