Betas stay inside at night,
We're Living in the Thundercock paradise
>>29789472
>be walking home at night
>passing apartment complex
>car full of chads drives out
>"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!"
>mfw
>>29789472
Oooohhhhoooohhhh!
Betas stay inside at night,
We're living in the Thundercock paradise.
All my desired Tinder matches swipe right,
We're living in the Thundercock paradise.
Feminist known as Kiva Bay, creator of A Feminist Deck Kickstarter, received over 31,100 USD and then run with all the money because "muh depression" defrauding every backer of her project.
Her "art" was also very questionable
How can you fucking claim to have depression when the world literally throws money at you because vagina?
Something about fools and their money being parted.
NEVER. GIVE. MONEY. TO. FEMALES.
Women are shit but I'm more mad at the morons who threw money at her.
>>29789448
>he hasn't seen the tumblr dedicated to forgiving her and wishing her luck
>>29789448
I hope she gets raped and never recovers from the experience.
Anyone here ever work at a comic book store?
>be me 19
>get a job at a comic book store
>this was in 2014 so MLP was a thing
>Obese guy in a trench coat comes to store
>Buys a bag full of Rainbow Dash merchandise
>OhGod.jpg
>Pretend not to notice and ring him up
>He's acting a nervious and sweating
>try...
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Where do I buy a Princess Celestia buttplug?
>>29789446
How do you know he has a buttplug, was he not wearing pants?
>>29789468
This. how the hell could you even see his ass if he was wearing a trench coat? I think OPs a phony! this story didn't happen at all!
Do any robots grow?
Been considering making a space-bucket and growing for personal use. Have been in loads of grow rooms and even got tips off a grower.
>>29789444
pretty easy desu
nice feeling when you get your harvest
dont expect one plant to last very long dou. one does not simply smoke little when he has much
>>29789564
true wisdom
i can go weeks without weed exept when i have it
>>29789444
share these tips with us. plz
Hearing normies talk anime
>can describe plot
>no sweat or stutter
>girls in the normie group
Mfw
>>29789405
Like an anime fan on prom night
>>29789471
Now they talk about some nasty stuff and Staceys are all like "eww". Lol.
>normie strangers are talking about my counter culture faggot shit
>all their conclusions, preferences, and comparisons are shit
>it physically hurts not to argue with them
> tfw no /beepboopwhirwhir/ gf
>>29789250
>tfw no gf that isn't afraid of the razor that's guarding my heel
RUNWAY Y
>>29789250
>tfw no qt ancient greek gf
women were so much better back then.
ATTENTION
If you
>Were in a real romantic relationship
>Ever had attention from the opposite sex
>Have more than one real life friend (even one is pushing it)
>Have ever used social mediaexceptions are twitter for vidya/anime/hentai stuff
>Aren't a virgin (excludes rape, e.g., if you were molested as a child)
>Have phone contacts other than family
>Have...
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>he has a phone
get out REEEEEEEEE
>>29789262
Forced on me by my parents last year.
If you have a smartphone, you are a normie.
Please get out and never come back.
anyone else just say "Fuck it" and buy a fedora? I just ordered mine from Amazon, feels good man.
I think that is the least "fuck it" thing you can do.
Congrats, you completed step 1 of becoming a neckbeard.
damn thats badass of you op
How could they convict poor old Ship
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpnN0onuFGo
>>29789176
>Rid the country of useless old people who spend their lives whining about their poor health and how much it hurts to be alive
>Gets punished for it
Ship was a hero
>>29789277
>neet and benefit scrounger complains about useless people ruining his country
>>29789311
At least I have potential to change, what do old people have?
Who /needstofuckapussyasap/ here?
23yo kv NEET, just started doing some part time job in a bar.
Since is summer there's all these girls with fat ass in tight jean shorts and pale skin walking around.
Something's gotta give
Something's gotta give
Something's gotta give
I even started feeling attracted to a niggress who works next door because of big ol black booty
>>29789167
ONE - SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE
>>29789167
Is it.... shots for all??
no im a robot. im not driven by biological urges
How long until we reach paradise?
>My Lord, remember me when you come into your Kingdom.
>Truly I tell you, today you will be with me in paradise.
I always get feels hearing/reading this.
Living in a hamsters paradise
>>29789163
>One word my friend
never
>tfw mom cut my dick off a baby when she was on PCP
>tfw she flushed it down the toilet and didn't call an ambulance because she didn't want to get caught
>tfw mom went to rehab and I was adopted by my uncle who repeatedly called me "dickless", "not a man", etc.
>tfw I never used the gym showers at school because I was embarrassed
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Wow, this thread hit a new low here.
Well done, dicklet
>>29789121
*cut my dick off as a baby
>>29789121
How tall and manly are you?
Any chance of trap mode?
>Get addicted to Runescape when I finished High School.
>Become a NEET for 4 years because I am so addicted.
>Collect a group of like minded bros from around the world. America, England, Denmark, Norway, Ireland, other places in Europe.
>Have some of the greatest times in my life talking with them over TS and playing RS. New content/skill releases together.
>Slowly but surely we all start to mature up a bit and move on with...
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I know that feel bro. I used to play RS with a pretty cool guy from Sweden and we'd always have conversations for hours at a time about anything and everything. Now that he's in college and working I barely talk to him anymore.
buy me a bond and I'll play rs with you
I know that feel all too well. I quit video games in hopes of being productive, I'm still a neet
Cardiobots report in! We used to have regular threads, I don't know what happened. I did a 5k this morning, a lot of qts were on the greenway. I'm currently training for a half marathon. Post about your running, cycling, and swimming exploits in here.
> start running
> tear my acl
Ans that's how I stopped running.
>>29789296
Don't give up anon! Anyone can do it, you just need more experience
>no qt cardio gf to pondet life's mysteries whilst we urban explore
WHY
EVEN
RUN
>type happy birthday to girls facebook wall
>she replies every single person except me
>mfw
>>29789038
That's what you get for using normo booklet
>>29789038
She likes you and is too nervous to say anything about it
>>29789038
Don't over analyse it.
It just means she doesn't like you.