Drill rap is the most robot genre of music
>all females are bitches and deserve to die
>anyone but me is a bitch, therefore deserves to die
>drugs and my gun is the only thing that makes me happy
prove me wrong
Drugs don't exist you fucking idiot
>>26471558
montana of 300 is drill for white people btw.
I like him though. Drill is a shitty ass genre anyways because it pretty much all sounds the same. I only listen to it when I'm tired of any and all music and just want some dumb shit to put on.
>>26471558
But you aren't wrong because neets are the niggers of White America. Good thread Anon.
What if she appears today? what will you do?
>>26471537
not give a fuck and ignore her because she'll ignore me lol
that picture makes me sad
oorriiggiinnaall
hug
>tfw no ultra slutty gf
>she will never give you road head while you make your third wheel friend sit in the back and watch
>you will never pour olive oil in her anus then go to town
>she will never straddle another mans face as your cream pie leaks out of her
>you will never gag and tie one of her sorority sisters to a bed and take turns fingering her
>she will never blow you in a dirty nightclub...
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STOP ANON, IM ON NOFAP
>tfw girlfriend just forced me to help her buttchug a half a bottle of merlot
It was a strange feel
>>26471548
STAY STRONG BROTHER
Just imagine the loads you will put into real pussy you will get when nofap turn you into a confident man.
Hey /r9k/, why haven't you switched to the perfect NEET diet?
https://www.soylent.com/
>has everything you need to survive
>can be shipped in bottled form so you can stay in your room and don't have to worry about confronting your family whenever you get food
Face it robots, only normies eat "real" food, this stuff is perfect for us.
yeah sure but i want it at a discount
>>26471355
It's cheaper than normie food, consider that your discount.
>>26471386
no but i want special preference
White pussy was made for bIack cock
why are nigger tattoos always so fuckin hilarious?
For white cock actually...
>>26471099
You're about a year late to this.
Tell us something we don't know
How do I into getting a prostitute?
Obviously I wouldn't do it tomorrow on Valentines Day, but soon. Do I need a burner pre-paid cellphone? Is incall shady? I have an theeroticreview account and in the USA btw
>>26471081
Don't. Instead just kill yourself.
>>26471081
>backpage.com
In-calls are always shady. So it would be a good idea to call and ask about the neighborhood/apartment/motel. Cash is usually ideal, burner phones a good idea.
>>26471081
>whatever city you live in backpage
>female escorts or transexual escorts
>book a room in the hotel she is staying at, if she is not in a hotel, approach with caution because it's extremely easy to get robbed with your pants around your ankles
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Thinking of committing myself to a mental hospital just so I can get some human contact.
Is this a bad idea?
>>26470981
do you have any actual mental illness?
It's a terribly idea fuckwad. It's like getting yourself in prison so you can get a fuck in the showers.
You're worth more than that anon, cmon. Value yourself a little more
>>26471086
Not diagnosed. But I could tell them I'm suicidal and it wouldn't be far from the truth.
>he uses the "a lock that opens to any key is a bad lock but a key that opens many locks is a master key" analogy often
>>26470921
Seriously? What a joke.
Don't waste your times on real life meme spewing losers
My pee pee is not a key
It's only ever brought up here when shitposters like you try to describe the beliefs of this board, I've never seen someone here (bait aside) use that analogy meaningfully
Who /nostalgicforthe00s/ here?
2000-2005 was awesome.
2006-2009 FUCKING SUCKED, nothing more than Bieber iPhone Fred Figglehorn garbage that basically tainted the whole decade's reputation, to the point where everyone unfairly forgets 00-05 ever happened.
>>26470904
Just about everything in that picture is shit.
>>26471347
name one thing of nostalgic value that isnt shit
doesnt mean it doesnt feel comfy when we look back on it
who /YTMND/ here?
>did nofap for two weeks
>got a date today for the first time in my life with a Chinese qt from school
Trust me, Im no better than you guys, you can do it too.
>>26470820
>fap every day as far as I can remember
>do nofap for a week because of a possible lay later that day
>go to work as usual
>see 10/10 milf and get such a fucking hard on, sweat runs up on my forehead
>can't get aroused when I'm in bed with a qt grill from class
Nofap is a trap, don't do it, guys.
>>26470820
>do it
Do what? Date that third world reject?
Yeah, no thanks.
>>26470869
I think you're doing it wrong, bro. Nofap's made me confident, eliminated my depression and I feel like a man for the first time.
Lets talk about jobs and part time jobs, its always fun. Share stories, complain, etc
Anyone work or have worked in delivery? Not just pizza but any food places that deliver?
What are your experiences and thoughts of those customers that order all the time like 2 or 3 times a week? Especially when they order the same exact thing everytime?
>>26470813
>deliver flowers
>valentine's day weekend
>give flowers to a bunch of women, married or single
>they are so happy to get a token of their lover's affection
>realize I will never have a lover
>convince myself it's just a waste of money anyway
>"they probably have a shitty marriage...
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just happened today
>work at Lowe's
>it's 10 degrees Fahrenheit, -11 windchill
>on register right next to front door, constantly opening and shutting and I'm freezing despite being in a hat and jacket
>customers, sometimes one after the other, keep saying jokes like "haha who'd you piss off to get put here?"
>meanwhile it's not funny at all to me
>eventually...
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>>26470813
I was a delivery driver for about a year.
Anyway the regular customers are generally decent tippers so I generally have a good opinion of them. There are a lot of people at least in my area that fucking sucked dick at tipping, so anyone who gave me a reasonable amount is okay in my book.
There were some regulars who didn't tip for shit or not at all, so when I got their order I'd stop at the gas station and get a drink, smoke a cig or 3 and in general just fuck around-- if you're...
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How long does it usually take for a woman to cum? Let's say with an average to less than average cock
i heard something like 60% of women never cum from sheer vaginal intercourse, and a not-insignificant chunk of women have never even experienced an orgasm in their lives but fuck if I care enough to find sources for these claims, if they even exist.
I've only ever fucked one girl but it takes her maybe 4-5 minutes and she has to like gyrate her hips sort of to grind her clit on me or something (I can't actually see wtf is going on down there), and it never happens if she isn't actively trying to.
>>26470707
dude those statistics are just made up from losers with 3 inch cocks
if you have a huge penis, you can get a woman to orgasm within seconds
Who /neverhadadad/ here
I never had one and I don't get why y'all are such fags about it.
My father left when I was three, my brother was months old. He already had a marriage before us where he left behind a daughter in another state. He left home during the turn night of the millennium (I shit you not), and my mother hates new years because of this. He then proceeded to find another woman and have his now fourth son, who must be at this point three or four years old. I grew fatherless for all my life and still I don't see the whole fuzz you people make about it. Musicians like...
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>>26470901
my dad left before I was born, never saw him once and he's in jail now or something. I get where you come from with the whole indifference thing, I just wonder sometimes if I would have come out any different with another parental figures influence..
yeah it's not like so much of an active missing him or being angry at him. You feel pretty indifferently towards him because he was never really there to begin with. But then you think about how fucked up and weird and awkward you are around women and begin to realize that during your formative years you never really saw how a many was supposed to behave, how a man should treat a woman. that is besides from disney movies and the electric jew. i feel like even having a shitty piece of shit dad would have been better for me than no dad at all. i feel like with a male influence...
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rose bread
come here rosebud.
edition: rose is pregnant
>>26470647
disgusting whoer.
Where is everybody?Where is everybody?z
>>26470647
already had a big rose thread recently. I think the faggots are all tuckered out.
How can I make friends at my University so my roommate and his friends will stop making fun of me behind my back and I can stop wanting to kill them?
Please help. I recognize my inhibitions aren't novel so hopefully others can benefit from this thread as well.
To reward and entice replies I will be posting girls of both the cute and lewd varieties!
>>26470461
Join a society or two.
just try to find other people that chan, that's how I found my buddies
Join a club, share your hobbies and interests to branch out, you'll be surprised how easy it is
if you're really desperate, buy a pack of cigarettes and if your at a party or see someone else smoke, ask them for a light or offer them a cigarette
Cig talks are good ways to make connections with people, and if you give someone a cig for free, they like you instantly, and they have friends so you'll most likely befriend them too
just dont spill any spaghetti
>>26470499
I've tried that before. Joined debate and robotics club. Yielded no friendships and people routinely asked me why I even bothered showing up. They thought I hated them.