This went pretty well last time I saw this thread, so let's give it another shot to make Valentine's Day a bit less lonely.
Girls: Call out the name of your dream bf.
Boys: If your name is called, give them your contact info and start talking.
>inb4 /soc/
fuck off, i'm lonely
>>26499097
I'm going to be monitoring tihs thread
>>26499097
bf dream name; cole
ITT: Guys pretend their name is X because girl say dream bf is X
>guys pretending to be girls
>guys
Alot of dudes incoming.
Post girls you have slept with
here you go OP, I hope you like her
>>26509444
need to comment thats original
>>26509444
Holy shit that looks just like my oneitis.
;_; I want her so bad
Had an interesting SJW webcomic thread the other day, hoping lightning strikes twice
>dont listen
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any plans for today my good lads edition
>>26506120
might go visit azulad and have a romantic meal.
Working based lad.
/oxford/lads, when are we meeting up for a beer?
I'm fucking serious.
FRIENDLY REMINDER that white girls are not and can never be robots. Go back to having every race of men lusting after you exclusively while shitting on women of their own.
mixed girls are the true robots
>white girls are the most desired
>asian women have white men lusting after them
>black women while generally seen as undesirable have the media and politicians bending over backwards to praise them
>mixed women are hated equally by black women and white women
but im ugly
>>26510993
This shit again
Oh my fucking god fuck off already bebe nobody fucking g wants you here, no ody fucking cares
Fuck off
Fuck off
Fuck off
You are fucking worse than robots
Why do normies think that pretending to think something is funny makes it funny?
>pic related
>CELL WALL
>HAHA OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS LITERALLY A CELL WALL JESUS FUCKING CHRIST OH MY GOD THATS HOW CELLS WORK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>CANT FUCKING BREATH LMAO FUCK
>5/5 TOP HUMOR
>>26509130
We do the same thing but with gets
CELL WALL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHHHHH CELL WALL LMFAO
>CELL WALL
>DANK HUMOR FROG
if you don't lift you have no excuses as to why you can't get girls. If you don't study hard at stem, you have no excuse as to why you can't find a high paying job.
Stop giving excuses and do something about it
Lifting won't make my face any less uglier.
>>26509614
110lbs assuming 40lbs bar
Thats 55kg
>i ohp 65
>tfw stronger than the man of steel.
i do lift. i have been for about 3 years now and still look like shit. i will post pictures if anybody is interested but if this cut doesn't make me look good then i migt just go to the dark side and use gear
18 btw
>Have one chance at life
>Name is Patrick
>>26509415
>not realizing you can change your name.
idiot...
>>26509427
that would require going to the government places and talk to people and fill out forms
What makes you think my anxiety would allow me to do that?
patrick stewart
patrick swayze
patrick dempsey
unless your name is fucking "egbert" or "gaylord" or something, you cannot complain about a name holding you down
fuck off
describe ur dick with a movie title
one hundred years of solitude
>>26506390
Goldeneye.
This is what a woman sees seconds before watersports begin.
Hard Candy
/pol/ack here, why are there so many blue pilled people on this board opposed to us?
I know /r9k/ probably has the highest female population of any board, but I wouldn't expect this place to be as blue pilled as it is.
Why do you think /pol/ is wrong?
I don't care about politics. Do whatever you want with your gay ass society, I'm barely part of it.
>>26506243
this. im on the outside of society looking in. i just want to ride it out until my death. i don't care if it burns, i'll be dead
Fuck off racist normie fuck
This is a hostile board
>>>back to your shithole
Do you consider fellow anons as friends/family?
I consider you to be very good friends.
Yep when you've been here for years you guys become like family
anons are the only friends I have in the whole wide world
how pathetic is that
>>26497643
me too, but it's better than being completely alone
Why are you lonely? Respond as sincerely as possible.
>>26486789
Unconscious desire to be detached because consciously I'm too impressionable around others
>>26486789
Because I never had a good example of a healthy relationship growing up, everything was distant or non-existant.
Also I have no money after fucking up college and my last job, and as a consequence live with my mom in her house, which is a no fun, no pussy zone of despair.
Because I hate the women I attract
Could somebody explain to me without memes why everybody either loves or hates this man?
People call him a cuck but I don't get it because he wants to take on Wall Street and make the super rich pay their fair share of taxes, which seems pretty alpha to me.
>>26505464
He is economically illiterate, wealth distributing, communist. Vote for a libertarian candidate like Rand instead
>>26505464
/pol/ just calls him a cuck because he's left wing and he's Jewish. He also doesn't hate women.
Left wing people love him because the economy sucks and health insurance and college are expensive and he's promised to take care of that.
>>26505485
>He is economically illiterate, wealth distributing, communist. Vote for a libertarian candidate like Rand instead
I forgot to attach a photo of myself
IT IS HAPPENING, FELLOW ROBOTS/WIZARDS.
We are taking this board over until Hiroshimoot gives us our own board!
Our demands are simple.
We want a new board for wizards/robots where failed normalfags/normies and any mention of sex and succubi (females for you normalshits) are a bannable offense.
We will need good mods who will enforce our rules and defend our wizardly community from failed normies, normalfags and succubi.
Discuss how we're going to do this ITT.
As someone who was a moderator in old wizardchan, this plan will fail, the normalcancer always infiltrates and laughs at you even while hiding how normal they are, you'd be surprised how many fucking women used to post on wizardchan, why the fuck would they do that
>>26504862
true wizards are attractive to women. when i was in uni i didnt talk a single word with any of my classmates for 4 years. they all started chasing me and trying to get my number. i got love letters too. women want something they cant have. if you really believe you dont give a fuck you become mysterious and "attractive" to whores.
>>26504862
We will enforce the rules and we will be extremely strict.
There will definitely be normalscum who will pretend they're wizards, but they will slip sooner or later. Plus, they'll get bored eventually as they'll find out that even the slightest, most subtle mention of succubi and sex is strictly punishable.
We can do it.
Sup niggaz, anybody else here hate Black bitches? Why dey be so ugly n shit? Why can't they be pretty and feminine like white girls? I love white girls so much, even though they shit on me and think of me as an ugly beast,I'd rather suck the farts out dey ass than be with a black bitch. Seriously dawg, I'd rather tongue the asshole of a fat white woman at walmart after she took a diarrhea shit than be with an attractive black supermodel.
Yo also why dey hair be all nappy n shit, and they skin dark as fuck, and they got bigass lips and noses. Ugly as...
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holy shit that sounds like these coonin ass fucks on this board word for word
Asian and white men who jerk off to black penis all day have blown their egos up
Yo nigga, I'm a rapper. When I'm not making shitty songs glorifying violence in my community and how wonderful being in prison is, I make sure to sing about how black women are shit and trash, and only good for having a big ass and easy sex. Heh, I love white women and light skin honies so much, that's why I mostly put them in my videos instead of black women. I call black women hoes and bitches and thots all the time, but you better not diss my momma, or I'll threaten to kill you. Grrr, see how scary I look? brb, gonna simp for my slut white wife on twitter...
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