I don't care how random. Whatever thought occupies you right now, let it out.
>>26631489
Pastel colored pony pussy desu senpai
It sure would be nice to fuck this 15 year old girl.
I'm going to fail my midterm on Monday and possibly get kicked out of my program
I don't understand the "NEETs are depressed losers" meme.
Do you feel the same way about retirees, or trusties, or people who are independently wealthy, or people who live off passive income? These people don't "work" either, yet robots and society in general seem perfectly fine with this.
If you think about it, most wagecucks are just preparing to one day become NEET. They work for 30-40 years, contribute to their 401k, pay social taxes, in the hope that one day they don't have to work anymore.
The NEET is exactly the...
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>>26643857
Thistruth will not go over well with wagecucks living in denial.
Kek yes because there is no difference between a millionaire and a fat neckbeard who faps to anime in moms basement all day
>>26643857
>Basically the NEET is no different than the jet set millionaire playboy. Neither have a job and both are free to spend their days as they please, truly free of slavery, oppression, and obligation. And we should applaud their courage for going against the social grain and doing what they want with their lives, instead of selling their bodies and souls to Mr. Shekelstein.
>tfw no bf
>tfw the 5 guys I know are gay
>tfw too scared to talk to guys
>tfw a guy kept buying me drinks but I just said thanks and walked off awkwardly.
>tfw makeup was messed up whole night
fembots only thread please.
>>26642032
the 100th post itt will be doubles
>have never had a friend in real life
>23 years old
>when I was in school there was a boy I liked and he left his sport clothes so I took them home and washed them
>every internet friend has used me being like show me those boobies or stuff like that
>everyone tells me to just stop pushing people away
>you don't know how to interact with others
I'm crying because I'm...
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>>26642077
>every internet friend has used me being like show me those boobies or stuff like that
So true. Can't believe people don't realize the rapid growing sexism that exists on 4chan and on the internet.
Mommy is serious this time. Mommy said I have to get a job or else.
Mommy and daddy are finally on the same page, guilt doesn't work anymore. They already deleted all my games off my computer and took my xbox.
What job can I get that is easy as fuck? Something where I can sit down and pretend to work.
1. How old are you.
2. Do you have any previous job experience/history.
If you have no job history and you're in your 20s, you're parents are expecting you to get a job they're being delusional.
Your only choice is to get into higher education to get some specific qualifications to get a specific job.
This isn't the 1970s where you just walk into any job without any qualifications at any age.
>>26638833
>specific qualifications to get a specific job.
could you give me some examples? i'm pretty useless and can't think of any.
>>26638896
>you're parents
your*
my bad. error. fucking phone.
Where did /r9k/ go during lunchtime? I always ate lunch in the bathroom to avoid being seen alone
man almost everyone in this picture is wearing black or grey.
I had a little spot by a window in the library with a small table where no one would bother me.
>>26638719
Bathroom stall by the gymnasium where I would eat a Nature Valley Granola bar. I'd time it out so I'd enter and leave 15 seconds before the bell rang and no one would notice.
I'm gonna dump a comic I saw on /a/ about a cute girl and her cats.
>>26637955
Fuck I need to post comments here
>>26637973
When I was a child I liked chocolate coockies but now I'm afraid of getting fat
>>26638003
Your mom is a social construct
another saturday night with my good lads edition
>>26629404
Evening
Nandos when lads?
>>26629469
really want a nandos with the lads.
Ask an IRL Lady of the Night anything.
>>26642353
Have you ever been robbed
How much for a half and half
>>26642353
What was your childhood like? Also how much for an hour?
All i want is a cute younger guy to live with me and keep my house clean and by my adorable needy sub bf. I'll work and pay for fucking everything, all he has to do is be desperately obsessive, love me, submit and be cute. I'll take him on vacation, love him unconditionally, abuse his boipussy with a giant strap-on and cuddle him into my titties as he sleeps.
he can even call me mummy.
>tfw this is turning me on
how tall are u? what is ur height requirement? is okay if he has muscles?
also, any pics would be gladly appreciated
>>26637757
5'5, I have no height requirements, I fantasies about shorter and taller males. Muscles are ok.
>>26637707
> desperately obsessive
Devotion is one thing, but that's borderline male yandere shit right there.
That aside, how is it even a problem finding someone to fit that bill in a world full of nu-males and betas?
/b/ is having a cozy thread but I know you robots always have the best ones
this one is quiet
that's why I like it
this one has infrastructure in it which always makes me feel cozy
public infrastructure is so beautiful compared to uncozy commercial stuff
I love how naive people were in the post-war affluence: innocent masses demanding sprawling 50s suburbs, the simplicity of their computing
Does anyone else think /r9k/ should be for finding friends? All these other threads are so fucking stupid it's insane.
these threads are always bad
it's 1/2 friend collectors and 1/2 nervous wrecks who can barely hold a conversation
What's a friend anon
>>26630332
>tfw you are the 1%
I'm just a robot who can hold a conversation via text.
When did you give up?
For me, it was in my first year of middle school, about 15 years ago.
when my wife's son told me he didnt love me
>>26638360
>Wife
This board is for robots only, you need to leave.
bump. Why aren't you assholes replying?
I used to be like you guys until 2 years ago
>When growing up i was always a miniature anorexic manlet.When i was 15, people still thought i was 9 or 10.
> Whatever, got bullied and blabla, had a super super low self-esteem (pretty much non-existant)
>Cared alot of "tfw gf"
>Had crippling social anxiety, had difficulty breathing when there were other people beside me in the hallways
>started going to do gym...
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(i ended up shortly dating one of them,then we postponed it then she lost all respect for me because something was fucking me up badly)
>Something major out of control made me fall bad and brought be pretty close to suicide. It fucked me up mentally and physically for such a long period,nothing ever made me that sick. Gpa went from almost perfect with 100% chance of convocation to the med interviews to -->shitty.
> It took me alot of time to get myself back to normal even when that "something" went away.My...
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As for the thing out of control that made me fall, it's pretty pathetic.During my downfall,i became even more pathetic than many (if not most) of you.But i'm getting my shits together once again. Gradually becoming more and more assertive,etc. Feel free to read if you want to.And yeah,i was feeling pretty shitty when i made that thread,won't be a problem anymore
https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/463wgf/might_have_really_ruined_my_potential_because_of/
Thanks for sharing anon
Problem for me is I dont know what to do with my life
I know I should start somewhere, regardless, but I dont know where I should even begin to focus my energies
If you're a single male 18-24 reading this right now
Give me one (1) reason why you're not out socializing and trying to get laid right now.
I'm awkward as fuqq
>turbo-manlet
>busy studying
>I don't wanna waste my time, money, and sanity chasing dumb whores won't won't even give me the time of day
>I just masturbated
>>26637907
Today is my 25th birthday. Five more years until wizardhood.
I just made the biggest step forward of my young life, but what in the fuck do I do now?
>not censoring anything
I see what you did, Senpai.
Fuck off normalfag.
If you reply to this garbage thread, make sure to sage
How about censoring that number instead of posting it on 4chan