ask a millionaire trust fund baby anything
no i won't give you money
>>26665189
>no i won't give you money
then fuck off
How do you stave off boredom?
>>26665189
what do your parents do?
I just got a microscope.
It goes up to 500x. What should I look at with it?
my dating pool
Fingernail
Inb4 muted
>>26664191
This is a silver liberty walking half.
>tfw unbanned from 4chan
Let's have a nice, comfy Mod Appreciation Thread!
Here's my appeal that got me unbanned, robots:
"I was in a bad mood the day I got banned because oneitis rejected me. So I took out my anger by unironically Shitposting and pretending to be a 16 year old girl on /r9k/. Please forgive me. I am schizophrenic, unstable and legitimately autistic. 4chan is the only real creative and social outlet I have in the world.
>tfw no friends
>tfw fat ugly weeaboo
>tfw normies make my life hell
Please forgive. From now on I will do my best to treat the 4chan community with the respect and courtesy it deserves. I may lapse again but as a true gentlemen I will always take responsibility for my actions and improve my patience and cultivate a more comfy mindset. Sorry for the trouble Mods. If you unban, I will make a nice Thank You Based Mods Thread tomorrow in the AM. On /r9k/. So long space mods"
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiSQ_db-Dcw
>>26650613
Op is actuall a 16 yrsold femal
Post ID pick or mods pls ban
>>26650613
It's cancer like you that killed 4chan back when every edgelord first heard about anonymous on the fucking news.
Kill yourself.
OP here
>be me
>23 yo KHV
>at family party
>talking to aunt
>she asks me if I have gf
>I say no, never had gf
>she says she's surprised
>I tell her girls only want macho, attractive chads
>educate her on the 80-20 rule and genetics and how entire societies (Japan for instance) are going...
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ITT: good youtubers
i'll start
>>26643771
>good youtubers
thats an antithesis
>>26643771
*COUGH* PAPA JOHNS DJ KHLAED SOFLOANTONIO FUNNY HAT EPIC CHUB N TUCK AUTISTIC WIFE FILTHY FRANK FUNNY DANCE JONTRON *COUGH COUGH*
there i just summed up h3h3's entire channel for you. he's a hack and he has 0 talent as a comedian. stop supporting his channel
>>26643771
you start
Make your choice and give an explanation.
>>26664475
knife, purifier, tent, rope
Everything else is either degradable or useless.
>>26664475
rifle so i can kill myself
>>26664513
Wouldn't the pot be pretty good though?
/r9k/ time to for a baw thread I need to cry
I'll start with a classic
>>26663554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOAcRKZxjy4
Y no responses? Where are my feels?
>>26663611
my bad bro on it
Anyone else fall for the gaming PC meme?
I wish I couldve used the 2000 dollars for something else.
You could have gotten a very serviceable 'gaming' PC for like $600.
Shoulda been a little more thrifty with them neetbux/GBP
>spending $2000 on a PC
you're just a fucking retard OP. I built a machine 3 years ago for $800 and I still gayme at 1440p today. You just fucked up because you have no idea what the fuck you're doing.
>>26657036
>2000 dollars
I made mine for 800 in 2013 and it still runs great
Good feels general.
>Lifting weights at home the past couple of weeks
>Taking every seriously
>Lifting right and heavy, upping weights each week, measuring food, eating all clean and no junk-food, drugs, or liquor
>Noticing gains
>Legs are beefier, forearms were like fucking twigs before, they've also gone beefier and more veins everywhere, shoulders are beefier etc..
Feels so good man, love seeing...
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>>26664259
>tfw no vascular arms
jfmsu
>>26665075
Have you tried lifting weights?
>>26664259
What about your OTHER arm? (stop making jesus cry)
Why does this image make me feel so lonely? What is this style called?
>>26661697
vaporwave, maybe?
>>26661697
Makes me feel comfy as fuck, like I don't have to deal with anyone else's bullshit and I actually get to live a stress-free, anxiety-free life.
>>26661716
It looking comfy is part of why it makes me feel this way. I think lonely was a bad word for describing this feeling that pic is giving me. Its more like a mix of loneliness, comfyness, and nostalgia. There's just something about the neon lighting surrounded by dark colors.
>>26661703
could you post more like it?
Might any of you be able to talk about your experiences with Borderline Personality Disorder? I fear I might have it and I'd really like to hear about it from the perspective of someone who was diagnosed with it.
Also general mental illness thread.
Thank you
Dated a few girls who were borderline. They're psycho bitches. 0/10 would not wish on my enemies.
>>26660861
Would you be able to elaborate perhaps?
>>26660685
describe your self anon plz
im scared that i may have something like this, i hope its just because i was "ODD" when i was a kid or depression
>2016
>not moving to asia
>you will have the biggest dick in the area, or at least the top 10%
>they won't understand you enough to realize you are awkward
>asian women who just want a half white baby
Look at what you are competing with, you'd be a total stud!
Don't do this. This was true up until 2004 ish when going to Japan to be an English teacher was kind of niche and in high demand.
Now Asian women hate any foreigners because there's so fucking many and they're all thirsty.
but im half asian and my penis is literally that size erect
>>26655790
those dicks are cute
that's why aians make the best traps
What is the biggest taboo in modern western society? What does that say about us?
>>26655651
Probably pedophilia. Also roll
roororllllol
>>26655651
rolling and dolling and foiling n shiet
>your age
>how much of a virgin you are
>reason for being a virgin
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
no fembots are allowed in this thread
>your age
25
>how much of a virgin you are
kissless
>reason for being a virgin
scared shitless of girls, insecure, shy
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
no idea
>>26637334
>your age
28
>how much of a virgin you are
Hookers only
>reason for being a virgin
Small benis, and unattractive
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
Nothing, there's no hope.
>>26637334
>>your age
29
>>how much of a virgin you are
kv. I paid a hooker for a blowjob though, she spent 40 minutes sucking it but I didn't cum so I told her forget it
>>reason for being a virgin
recluse neet, dropped out of society 10 years ago, intense anxiety
>>what you are planning to do about your virginity
I need to fix myself first, no one likes me and I don't...
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It was quite clearly proven yesterday that the ultimate autistic shoe is the military surplus "tactical" boot.
Let's take a moment to reflect on how utterly fucking retarded, school shooter tier, omega as fuck, and outright ridiculous and A++ grade autistic people who wear "tactical" clothing are.
If you wear these boots and are not a member of the military or police, you are presenting to the world that you have autism.
Only people who wear them here are fat niggers and kiwis.
>>26660967
>caring what some idiot on r9k thinks of footwear
>>26660991
Nonsense.
I see overweight social rejects wearing these all the time, usually with poorly fitted, dirty cargo pants, stained hoodies,graphic tees with painfully unfunny slogans, and, for some reason, triple chin hiding goatees.
Where my drug users at, how many other robots are out there killing their feeling on the regular just to give themselves something to look forward too in life. Me, I'm physically addicted to benzodiazapines, I'll take literally anything you'll throw at me if it'll alter my mood in any way whatsoever. Worst part is, the only thing me and my friends do together is drugs and if I stop using, I'll have no friends. I'm giving myself some form of schizophrenia from my drug use because I'm on probation for what may as well be the rest of my life and...
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Is there an RC derivative of Ambiem? As in, a chill muscle-relaxing hallucinogenic? The happiest I've ever been in life were those three months I had an Ambien scrip. Now I have nothing to distract me from how shitty my life is and I can't sleep for shit.
>>26653716
Not sure about RC Z-drugs honestly, I would bet there are from some obscure lab in china. Etizolam is your best bet though for sleep.
I'd love to have the OP pico with me right now. I'm just high and buzzed from some beers.