Oi m8s. Can someone kindly give me their opinion on this painting I made?
i like it but i'm a tasteless furfag
The concept looks like it's probably interesting but I can't quite tell what he's doing with the spots because you need to work on form.
>>26703921
Thanks, regardless of your fetishes, as long as someone likes it that's all that counts
What's the secret behind eye contact?
This is a question to any robots and any lurking normies alike.
I feel like if I make eye contact with someone it's a necessity to look away within 2 seconds or else it gets creepy. But people say the key to confidence is maintaining eye contact.
It feels so fucking wrong, though. Is this how out of hand my social ineptitude has gotten? I overthink eye contact when i converse with anyone outside my family.
Please guys, how does it work? And if I'm doing it wrong, if I do it right what will it bring...
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>>26697328
you could have extremely mild autism
>>26697448
i get that feel all the time. there should be nothing wrong with me, never got the feeling i've got autism but this shit, along with the way i think way too much about social situations are the only thinghs that show up as red autism flags
for fucks sake
You're supposed to look away every few seconds. You're right that it gets creepy if you do it for longer, so I think you're doing fine.
I have trouble with when I should say hi to people I know. If we're walking towards each other, how far away from them should I be? If I see someone sitting on a bus, or in a lecture, should I go over to them or try to get their attention?
>1995
>Mom just married my new Chad Thunder-ex-con stepdad
>A month later my stepdad's bodybuilder friend visits and asks if I want to play a game
>Tell him no but he initiates the next step anyway
>He takes a huge cushion, bigger than me, and wraps it around me while he's on top of it
>His weight is making it impossible to breathe
>He constricts me...
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Your mom is, unsurprisingly, a piece of shit.
Surprise surprise, most women make fucking terrible parents and choose the worst partners.Thank god my mom's the exception, but she's mildly autistic, so that might explain it.
>>26696986
no wonder you're here,baka
>>26696986
anon just know that youre not alone
women tend to just be shit people, it slides because they get to surround themselves with equally shit people who praise them for anything and everything, like theyre special children.
What are you...
>drinking
>smoking
>popping
>snorting
>shooting
>butt chugging
...today anon?
I'm about to take some benadryl. Since benadryl is an anticholinergic and I'm a chain smoker, I'm testing to see if I'll be able to deal with my cravings or if I'll blow through all my cigarettes.
When I get home I'm probably going to stop by to get alcohol
I'm on a T-break because I need like 2 grams of DXM to trip. Hoping to get some ketamine soon, I'm gonna be injecting that shit for the first time.
I may say fuck it and smoke some resin today
Been out of weed since saturday and waiting on my dealer to reup.
On the plus side I haven't overeaten since saturday ha ha
>Tfw cold sores
>Tfw incurable virus will haunt me for the rest of my life and brand me as an undesirable with a visible mark
>Tfw got it off my fucking mother as a baby
>>26695628
Surely she can't be real. How can someone be single at 26, looks that good, and is that pure?
Yet, I want her to be....
>>26695682
She's probably very selective.
>>26695682
Born again virgin. She's been suspended from a harness and fucked by three niggers and a goat, but that doesn't count now.
>chatting with girl on skype
>she sometimes just stops responding for upwards of 15 minutes, then just comes back and resumes
Do people know this bothers others?
>>26694952
I do the same, mostly because I'm doing something, so messaging back afterwards is just better
>>26694952
>>chatting with girl on skype
She has other betas to reply to, cuck. Not just you.
>>26694994
>>26695009
Then she should say something, I realize that I may not be the only thing that has her attention but holy shit, sitting there waiting for a response makes me wonder what the fuck she thinks I'm even doing.
>tfw white woman
>tfw in an LTR with an asian guy
>tfw really want white kids/don't want mixed babies
How do I break up with him in as painless a way as possible, robots?
by showing him your penis
>>26693281
Nothing painless about breaking up with a subhuman in pursuit of pure white offspring
>>26693281
Just break up. Usually I'd say to do so in person but if you're in different countries just do it via Skype or wahtever. Simply ttell him that you don't have feelings for him anymore and want to break it off.
who /hated at work/ here?
Yep.
> supposed to be team leader but have no work and even the apprentices mock me.
I was so bad at my job at Wendy's that I just took it upon myself to quit to free a space for someone who may be useful
>>26692654
every single job I've ever had I've been fired from
notible ones:
>fast food frier
told I was fucking worthless by my boss, and just ended up not coming into work
>dishwasher
fired, but I don't remember why
>waitor
lasted about 2 days
and people wonder why I'm on benefits
A girl just sent me this after I asked how she was so positive even when she's unhappy
Welll guys, is she right? Is this the secret to happiness?
>>26691255
it sounds like she's saying self-delusion is the key to the lens of optimism, and i don't disagree
whether fantasy beats reality is debatable
Saying be happy is literally just as bad as saying be yourself. Tell that cunt to kill herself.
>>26691255
OP here, trips decides what I say back
Who here /crushingdepression/? My shit is all but fucked
>not in school
>would rather die than hold down a job
>no real friends going on like 5 years now
>only online friend I had I just lost contact with and it hurts like a bitch
>serious emotional and self confidence issues
>so bad I hardly can even find the energy to post here anymore
>etc etc
I...
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Same boat, except I have a part time job. Only work on weekends with just one other person. I have a kik but I've never used it.
>>26689684
What do you do for a job? How would I go about getting one like that? my kik is bigmacdaddyplaya if anyone wants to kik me
>>26689601
>Who here /crushingdepression/?
pretty much everyone here lad
Ask a guy who was in the wrong place at the wrong time today and had to deliver a baby anything.
You accidentaly killed it didn't you?
>>26683849
Just greentext it faggot
>>26683862
no. but in honesty seeing up close and personal just how much a vagina stretches as a baby comes out is pretty fucking weird.
those of you who go on nights walks, how do you avoid snoopy police? what do you do? do you stick to a routine?
>>26683837
I live in a pretty crime ridden place. Police kind of just don't show up around here at night anymore. More-so need to be weary of antagonized meth heads on night walks.
>>26683837
anybody here went for a walk at night and saw something you weren't supposed to see?
one time i went for a night walk and saw this nigger punching this prostitute
no paranormal /x/ tier shit please
Police isn't visible here. Maybe they're just not policing well which would be terrifying or they have perfect camouflage technology. Even more terrifying.
I've got two friends, we're all male, and yesterday I asked them if they find vaginas attractive. Now they won't stop calling me gay because I think vaginas are gross and ugly looking. I'm straight, not gay in the least.
What do you think, /r9k/? Are vaginas gross or good looking?
>>26679927
vagina's are weird. Your friends don't realize this because they are Chads, and the moment they see one their inferior brain function becomes wiped by the desire to procreate.
>>26679927
Look gross and smell grosser. Haven't had sex in a decade.
You're not missing out.
>>26679984
One of them is a virgin, though, and I am as well.
I just don't understand it. I kept explaining why I think they are ugly and gross. I asked them to explain what is good looking about it, but they just called me gay and laughed at me. I pressed then to explain but all they said was you just want to put your mouth on it and put your dick in it.
any NEET roasties want a job? qt traps may also apply, also qt bois (maybe)
i just got a raise, and i have no idea what to spend my money on besides food which i have enough of
job description:
>live in my room
>don't steal/pawn my stuff
>be my friend
>do whatever you want while i'm at work
>willing to relocate obviously
perks/benefits:
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>>26677094
it'd seem like a good deal if you're weren't some obviously creepy weirdo that'd kill me
>>26677094
This is tempting as fuck just for the Xans and alcohol. I'm not really gay, though.
>>26677177
i'm not though, why do u think that?
i make & sell counterfeit adderall & xanax so that's how u could get it free
I became homeless today and now im posting from mcdonalds. Ask me anything.
>>26676271
Why didnt you take a pic of thr maccy ds to prove it?
Qlso why are you homelss lad?
You on the chicken nuggets mh8?
What are you gonna do now?