>meet girl
>"so.. what do you do? besides [work/school]?"
>yfw
>>26567315
>Well, I play a few minutes of a video game so I can complain about it to internet strangers, then I masturbate to anime girls, all while eating processed food in my mom's basement
I went camping once 6 years ago so I usually say that camping's my hobby
>>26567315
>ah you know the usual
>but lets not talk about me, lets talk about YOU
>*tell some compliment*
thats how you talk with women
Is summer the best time if the year? I think so, pic related
>>26567225
wow she has literally no ass
Ha! As if I could even make eye contact with that. Thank God for my sunglasses.
>>26567262
thats what happens when you have literally no fat
Who else played this game?
I want a refund on my life for the 4 hours I wasted on this bullshit. I can't believe anyone would give this a score higher than 4/10.
>>26567143
>wasting your life on 4chan
>"he does it for free"
>>26567149
at least here I get keks and giggles and feels.
This game was nothing but a waste of time.
>he fell for the 20$ shitty indie game meme
How about a /drugs general/, guys? After all, that's all we have at this point
>Smoke lots of weed
>Drink lots of alcohol
>Done DXM twice
>Salvia once
>LSD twice
Doing LSD a third time tomorrow.
For those who have done both, what are your personal opinions on the differences between LSD and Shrooms, other than the duration? Curious on that because everyone seems to have different answers.
>>26567120
Fuck me man. I decided to binge of my prescription of Ritalin over a two day period, and I went through the entire bottle of my instant release while finishing half of my extended release. Fuck me, I think I'm going to switch to meth or something. I can't continue to waste my script which I actually need.
LSD is God tier
Salvia is shit tier
did LSD once and had a blast
definitely want to try shrooms sometime
Who /figures/ hear?
Come on, I know some of you sick fucks love your waifu(s) enough to have her/them/it forever.
Post your pre-orders, anticipated buys, recent acquisitions, etc.
Pic related is my holy grail, PAK Vanquish Sam Gideon, $120 U.S. Dollarinos on a good day.
>tfw when not only will vanquish get ported to pc, but there will never be a sequel either.
>>26567217
not get ported i mean
>>26567217
Character action games on PC tend to be pretty terrible, you need a controller anyways so why not go ahead and grab the console vers?
Though I'd support a second print of Vanquish if it meant a wider selection of figures
How in the fuck do people just accept a life of work?
I could never. I want both freedom of money and freedom of time to do as I wish. One without the other results in being either too busy working to enjoy much of life, or not having money to do much of anything in life.
I want both, I want it all. It is my birthright, it is my destiny. Give it to me.
I spent $32 on lottery tickets this week so far that have been drawn, and I won $1
how do people accept a life of having to eat and poop and pee to survive?
how do people accept a life of feeling incredibly unwarranted levels of pain whenever they stub their toe?
how do people accept a life of constantly fearing, or at least not knowing, death or anything outside of themselves?
how do people accept a life where your body is specifically geared to compel you to create more unacceptable life?
>>26566932
do you not get satisfaction from a job well done? if not, hedonism can go fuck itself
>>26566932
That's why I'm going to be homeless. Fuck working. I will never sell my soul to the man
>mfw A normie becomes upset at my post and writes out some long drivel about how enjoyable work is
Do you ever do random weird shit when you are alone like start screaming/singing loudly to a song in the car alone or dance naked in front of the mirror in front of a shower?
No of course not you fucking weirdojust kidding OP everyone does until their souls are extinguished
>>26566916
I can recall at least several occasions where I screamed at my cat in a bogan accenti'm american
>>26566916
do you ever get shy when doing it?
i always feel if someone is watching me, when i do things like this.
what do I do when I wipe and there's blood on the paper
>>26566914
How much blood?
>>26566914
Happens to me like every time I wipe, it's been happening for like 8+ years now so it probably doesn't mean much, just got a frail asshole I guess.
Are you like 100% positive you didn't wipe too hard and cut yourself a bit? It doesn't really feel like you cut your hand or anything it's just some external comfort if that. Usually if you have blood you're gonna find you have darker stools. If it's a consistent thing even if you're being really gentle it might mean you have blood further down and should see somebody but like I said you prolly just wiped your ass too hard anonymous.
Post your favorite girl from mtfg. Claim your waifu.
Posting tranny bait
Claim your waifu before it's too late. Step right up.
More bait
Okay robots, masturbate with your left hand and report to this thread after.
Post any noticed differences with your body.
White foam instead semen
I've been doing it with my left hand since I found out about it
I just cannot achieve orgasm with my right hand
Who else /goes 90% of the way with off-hand then finishes with dominant hand/ here
How's the most feely type going?
Share INFP feels in an anti-INFP world.
>Brian Douglas Wilson, that's me!
>>26566516
It's my birthday and my first thought today was being scared to be called by my parents
So
no astrology pls
>"What's the matter? Don't you think I'm cute?"
>expects other people to find her cute
>>26566487
you look like a dude
>walks away
>>26566708
a very cute dude though
What albums do robots listen to when at a nice and comfy high?
>>26566467
>M83
my nigga
>>26566467
>>26566502
isn't it just one song everybody likes from them
>>26566518
>isn't it just one song everybody likes from them
Is it?
ITT:
Things that women will never be able understand
>>26566453
are you that cook from narragansett ri who fucks with peoples food?
i think thats you, you used that image
kek
>>26566492
>2016 +1
>Still downloading images to post with
>Not just pasting the URL to the filename
Step up familia
>>26566492
wait what
i'm from narragansett what's the story
Hey robots. Life is hard, often downright terrible.
What makes you all happy? What is the best advice you can give someone on how to be happy?
I think some very good advice is to love yourself. What else do you have?
>>26566416
Be virtuous, live life without the shame of how you lived your life.
The thought of it ending makes me almost happy
Love makes me happy too but I am always still restless on the inside anyway
>>26566416
>What is the best advice you can give someone on how to be happy?
Watch lots and lots of media where other people find happiness. Anime, disney movies, romcoms, fuck it, watch couples in the park. The sky's the limit when your life is complete shit. Things can only look better in your eyes.