>tfw no job
>tfw don't want to work a garbage job after already working years and years in retail and food service
>tfw no real skills
>tfw college degree is fucking useless
I'm so done with all this shit.
iktf
only jobs that i can realistically get in my area are part time with bullshit pay, nobody hires full time anymore just a bunch of part time people.
I'm thinking i would need to work 4 part time jobs to afford a piece of shit apartment.
A life of crime seems good at this point.
I notice a lot of the people I used to go to highschool with are mostly working shit jobs. Where are the good jobs at?
>tfw fell for stem meme
>get replaced by dirkadirka patel
thanks dubya, thanks obummer
Just did this and got intp did I do well /r9k/
as long as ur beeing urself ur doing great :)
INTJ here. My brother is INTP too. Youre more charming and social than me and people will like you a lot more but you'll still succumb to loneliness and depression. This world is made for extroverts.
If by logician they mean overthink every social interaction to the point of panic attacks when the doorbell rings
;)
>my dad forced me to go to the haircut place yesterday
>he didnt tell the lady how to cut my hair
Why the FUCK did he do that? He could have at least warned me first but he didnt even do that, he just left me on my own to explain what kind of haircut I want
I dont even care, why do they ask so many questions just cut my fucking hair so i can leave and my dad can be happy
I hate haircuts
>another autism thread
>>26570618
post a before and after pic of your hair op
>>26570618
OMG MY PARENTS ARE SO MEAN
OMG U GUYS
Good morning to some of you wagecucks!
Have another great day of slavery! Gotta keep Mr. Shekelstein happy and earning high profits while he drives away laughing in his Mercedes-Benz.
>>26570597
It's good night for me.
>>26570597
Thismorning is fantastic, as always.
>>26570597
Alright thats fucking it I am so sick of seeing these stupid threads every single fucking day.
Some of us actually have to work just to survive we cant just rely on mommy to make food for us and keep us warm and take care of us
You're honestly pathetic. You're a fucking joke.
Your life is going nowhere kid. You're a fucking parasite. At least I actually make a contribution to society I affect peoples lives on a day to day basis. I can go to sleep with a smile on my face knowing that...
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Been diagnosed with clinical depression for over a decade, been institutionalized in-patient twice and out-patient thrice. Here to share and trade coping techniques with other anons suffering from the classic issues:
>feel totally isolated and without human contact
>hate self
>no longer feel joy from hobbies
>constantly fantasize about and plan suicide
>wondering how it would be possible to live with this mindset for...
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>>26570583
I'll bump for a while
>tries to make a general
>gets ignored
Get bent lad
>>26570617
It's because depression is played out. Everyone has it. You aren't special or unique because you have depression. Get on with your life.
So I stumbled upon a party yesterday at the ski slope and got pretty plastered . Bunch of girls taking their tops off and shit. Was pretty fun. But toward the end of the party a ski patrol came up to me and said some of the girls at the party were upset because I was getting too touchy.
Hurt my feelings. I mean sure I was hugging girls I didn't know and even getting pretty feeley with one of their shoulders. But not like I touched boob.
Thoughts?
I mean two of the girls actually gave me a lap dance so maybe it was them
>>26570564
Did you touch them?
>>26570604
Not really. I rubbed my chest against her back to warm her up, is that weird ? They wore bikini type clothes and I was shirtless.
>be me two days before tommorow
>read in news that all 18 year olds get answer from first miltary session today
>cant wait to get home and check the mail
>Schoolslowasfuck.png
>finally day is over
>sonic is my name, speed is my game
>open mailbox
>letter from the army is there
>Finally gonna beccome...
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>>26570497
You could always get work as a mumbling, autistic janitor at a bar that caters to military personnel, endlessly cleaning the piss and shit of your betters from the ground as they crack jokes at your expense and scope the local talent who are eager for their sperm.
>>26570534
I just want to get fit and be able to run around with a machine gun
Not from US, so guns is impossible to get
>>26570497
I was in the navy. Never made it past bootcamp.
Aced every single test they had. Didn't fail a SINGLE thing, except, I failed the running test by 30 seconds. Literally exactly 30 seconds. Still had people telling me I was a loser and a failure, and do even to this day.
So if it's any consolation, even if you HAD made it in, there's every possibility they might have told you to go pound sand anyway.
Who here is Russian?
They're too busy playing dota to post here.
>>26570520
There are a lot of Russians on /int/ though
>>26570520
confirmed, just dumpstered some shitkids as troll
>tfw asked a 2/10 out on a date and got rejected
>>26570464
In highschool I got rejected by a girl with a lazy eye
Suck it up man
>>26570464
I felt like shit but then I read this. Now I feel better. Thanks OP.
>>26570464
Well, I'm glad to say I don't know this feel.
>one chance at life.
Oh boy. I feel bad r9k. Lots of fucking spaghetti in my life. It basically all happened at one time of my life too.
I'm 25, male and recently just found out how ugly I am. I'm not like exceptionally ugly or anything, in that case this would've been found out probably when I was a child. I'm just plain ugly though. Like less attractive than an average guy.
I've gone through a good number of trials and tribulation since stepping "out of my shell". It's actually true how people just shit on you and basically all the fears you have of being ugly are true. For some reason, every bad negative side effect of being ugly all happened to me in the span of one year. I decided to finally start going out. It was a mistake. But what else was I gonna do.
Can't get a match on tinder to save my life. When I do, it's a troll of course. It feels so bad, when I see the light go on, then I check to see and they already unmatched me. It happens constantly. I'm so embarrassed that I'm this ugly. But that's how it is.
I've posted on /soc/ too, I get 4's or lonely 5's a lot for some reason. It's all angles, lighting and shit with my face. Most of the time I look terrible though. people will call me things like weird creep or they think I'm a virgin even though I dress like a normal guy and my expression is pretty normal. It's the same treatment in my real life.
I was in denial for a long time but it's pretty clear as day now. Hard to accept.
I feel pretty empty and there's nothing left in me. I don't really like myself anymore. I don't feel the same as I did before. I feel sick, like I've been poisoned or cursed.
A lot of weird bad shit has happened and I hate myself for it and everyday is so hard to just sit down and be comfortable in my mind.
I look at myself and see something nobody else does. It hurts me. I want to take control, but the circumstances of life are fucking that up that for me.
I just wanted to be happy. I'll just have to die like this.
>>26570411
Post face . We shall decide if ugly.
beauty is in the eye of the beholder op
>>26570450
Nah I'm ugly bro.
I literally only look good if I tilt my head up slightly and you only see like 3/4 of my face with the profile of my nose and dark lighting. Still my eyes look wonky and not sharp.
I don't have to post it. I've got sunken bug eyes with dark circles because I don't get a fucking sleep. Little bit of acne spots on my cheeks. My eyes are my worst feature btw. If they were more wolf eyed or deep set and a slightly bigger brow ridge with thicker eyebrows, that'd...
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>>26570411
There are very very few people who really look hideously ugly when maxing out their looks (making up for genetics by taking care of themselves: losing weight, dressing well, skincare, haircut, grooming, etc.).
Either post a picture of yourself so we can tell you how to improve yourself or fuck off.
Not even trying to belittle your problems. There's a difference between being repulsive and not being attractive and like I said it's very rare to meet someone repulsive and if it's because those...
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>Had one girlfriend
>Fell in love with her
>She left me last thanksgiving
>Still wants to be my friend
>I still love her so I agree to stay friends
>She starts dating creep
>Acts like I should be friends with him
>Heart breaks more every single time I think about her
>Feel horribly lonely when...
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you fucked up trying to be her friend still. she went from dating you and just wanted to be friends and now banging another man
HAHAAHAHA
>>26570414
I know, anon. I wasn't asking for what went wrong. I fucking know what went wrong. No matter how it went, no matter how good I was to her, no matter how much I loved her, it was never going to be a guy like me and a girl like her. It just. fucking. wasn't. I should have known it couldn't end any way other than this, but I didn't, and now I'm stuck. In love with a girl who will never love me again, and stuck with the memory of what it was like when the girl I loved actually loved me back.
>>26570394
Be honest with her and say "I don't like this guy you're dating". Also say "now I respect your decision, but expecting me to get along with someone I don't like is absurd".
If she accuses you of jealousy deny and say "you're a friend of mine,I'm just looking out for you"
Reaffirm that you just don't like the guy and that you will respectfully decline anything that involves him
Yes I already posted this as a response to another thread.
Why haven't you all realized that the epitome of happiness won't be found in advancing technology or exploring the stars? True happiness can only be found in the simplicity of farm life.
My aunt and uncle run a goat farm in Lancaster, PA. They aren't Amish, but they do believe in the philosophy of living simply. Every time I visit, it's comfy as fuck.
>doing small farm chores
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>>26570349
agreed that is the ideal life
>>26570349
I always wanted to live on a farm. None of my relatives own one and I never even got to take a fucking class field trip to one. Feels bad
>>26570349
That sounds fucking gay. Kill yourself
who is /makingwomenpay/ here?
Thinking about going to beat some random normie whores.
>>26570346
you're venting your anger in the wrong places anon
if i were near you i'd join you and we'd go out on a beta orbiter knockout spree
if i get a terminal disease i even consider cutting white knights and orbiters' dicks off
excellent idea, you have /r9k/'s blessings.
>>26570346
You are just as bad as the worst tumblrina. dont get me wrong, I hate most women, but i take it out on them by being the best i can be and rejecting them and finding a nice non roastie cutie.
the problem.is with YOU not all women
>you will never be a girl
does this depress the shit out of anyone else
to me it seems like girls are just so beautiful and in practically another realm of existence, as if they are too good for this earthly plane. i feel so inandequate and boring as a guy, we are such boring creatures compared to them, when I look at women, see them move, hear them talk, its like they are magical.
Sounds like you need to wank
yeah...
even if we trapped we would still be gay faggots pretending to be women
it sucks man i just wish so much that i was a cute girl it hurts sometimes
>to me it seems like girls are just so beautiful and in practically another realm of existence, as if they are too good for this earthly plane.
>6'3
>Sorry anon, not tall enough
WHY EVEN FUCKING BOTHER
>>26570320
>27 years old
>store manager
nothing of value
>>26570389
does it really matter what they women do for work?
i thought you all wanted women to be housewives or some shit
>>26570320
At least she's not a womanlet asking for tall guys