Is being libertarian robot-approved?
>>26571687
Yes, it is autism approved
Don't know but I love these.
>>26571687
How about no. I'm sick of you autistic kids posting your bullshit here. Get a life.
is having a friend who is a complete asshole better than having no friends at all?
>no friends is best
Friends are for losers!
>>26571658
with friends like that who needs enemies
>23 years old
>have 160k euro
>from scandinavia
Any robots wanna go on an adventure? I'll buy some cabins in the woods and we can live there with internet and tendies and nobody to tell us what to do. If people wanna join they can go on welfare and we can have enough money for the rest of our lives.
Pls join me
>>26571545
I'm living in Kazakhstan and have approx 200,000 USD saved, can I come.
>>26571545
I'd be down. I just need to finish up a work with a client, then I'll be able to work remotely.
>>26571560
Can you get into scandinavia?
>>26571569
Nice we need more like you
What's the point of improving myself if I'll never be good enough?
>>26571472
If you try hard enough, you can be more than the sum of your parts.
>>26571472
You won't know you aren't good enough if you never try to improve yourself, idiot.
>>26571472
this ugly ass octopus is eating some good young titties, whats your excuse anon?
That feel when you just wrote your own suicide note.
>>26571376
Well go on post it here, don't keep us in suspense
>>26571460
Yeah. Just do it, faggot.
>Is it original post
>you bet ya ass it is
>>26571460
>>26571485
what they said plus i'll help you edit it
it's the last thing you'll ever do so let's not fuck up, hmm?
You're sitting with your gf watching anime when THIS guy just opens your front door and walks in silently like it's the most normal thing in the world. Neither of you have ever seen him before. He is holding an assault rifle and trains it on your head.
He utters a single word: "Suck."
Your gf immediately takes all of her clothes off her pussy lubricant dripping onto the floor and begins furiously sucking him off without a word. You have a gun in your pocket, but you can't remember if it's loaded or not.
Wat do?
>>26571370
I wonder why the fuck I'm watching cuckold porn and close the tab.
>>26571370
If it's my gun, it's always loaded.
If it's my girlfriend she wouldn't suck.
If it was my house, the nigger would've fallen into the rancor pit.
Such is the life of Jabba the Hutt.
i guess i go get a glass of water coz idk what the fuck is going on
"Wow you're such a loser, like seriously."
>>26571350
At least I'm not fat.
>This isn't original.
I'm proud of you guys.
"Yeah, I know."
"Wait, who the fuck are you? Why am I talking to a girl? Where am I right now?"
>>26571366
best response
this will fuck with even non-fat women
Wow anon, so desperate for female touch you're fine to be fucked in the butt?
>female touch
>with an fe
No
I'm so desperate for male attention that I'm not only willing to be fucked in the butt, but I really, really want it.
It's gotta be affectionate and shit though
tfw this is me
mebloxfineblox
>a girl will never lovingly fuck you up the ass
Actually, I'd really just prefer a cute girl to lick me and suck on butthole for hours, but a thirsty man like me has limited options.
I guess beggars can't be choosers. Please fuck me up the ass, OP. I'll be your dutiful slave for life. Just let me feel what it is to be a human again, just for a while.
I ran into this story on YouTube by accident and I thought I'd share. This is base on a true story by the people who told it which is the couple who actually experienced it.
Sometime during the 1970s, a young couple went on a first date. They were having a good time and it was kinda awkward like most first dates are. It was getting late and the man told the woman if she wanted to go on a late night hike. He was very experienced with the area and hiked there many times before. She agreed and they went off towards the woods. When the man and the woman went further...
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spooky
reminds me of that thing about jeffery dahmer where dahmer had picked been picked up on side of the road by some people that he had known from highschool. they drove him to his house which at the time had no power since his parents had left or something, and it turns out that the spot where their car was parked in front of dahmer's house was just a few feet away from a dead body dahmer was storing inside of his car trunk.might of fucked up some minor details in this story, but it's accurate for the most part
That's crazy, Anon
Any other Bundy stories? I was obsessed with him for a while
>>26571379
Crazy. Their confidence leads to sloppiness.
Who /cousin fucker/ here?
i fucked someones cousin before
>>26571712
You know damn well I mean who /fucked their own cousin/ here, boss.
I put it in my cousin for a bit before my younger sister started calling out looking for us. She's a nigger lover now and I'm sure it's my fault.
What does /r9k/ think of us trannies? Even if we're redpilled? Surely we're better than mudslimes, feminists, or chads, right?
>>26571151
we think moot gave you a containment board because you guys kept posting threads like this
saged, reported, etc.
>>>/lgbt/
gays, trans and vegans are mentally ill
99% of you dont pass and roleplay as cute girls
stop
>>26571151
/r9k/ is /pol/ lite tranon. You'll only get hate or unrestrained lust here, just like /pol/. Try /b/ or /soc/
>get into semi heated discussion
>start tearing up
Why the fuck do I start getting teary-eyed? I'm not even sad or scared.
>>26570931
Because you know you're wrong, you stuipd piece of shit
Maybe your dad raped you during a fierce discussion in your childhood.
Your body can't handle the adrenaline so you literally start dumping out the adrenaline through tears. It's fucking weird and it happens to me too.
Please tell me you guys are better than this...
If you are voting for Trump (WHY), please give us some details....
>age
>gender
>occupation
>relationship status
>interests
21
Male
Forestry
Single
Making lefties mad
>>26570907
>age
23
>gender
male
>occupation
NEET
>relationship status
single
>interests
pretending to be a girl on the internet
Everyone is just frustrated. Frustrated with the way things are going. Frustrated with their boring lives.
That's why none of the sensible candidates are going to fall right off the radar, and it will be a battle between Trump and Sanders, the two most batshit insane candidates of any election ever.
And I'm glad. I hope the US goes to shit. I hope the world goes to shit.
>went to the store today
>didn't break down in tears
I gassed 6.6 million Jew's, without holding mummy's hand.
>Didn't use the pc at all yesterday
>Made it through the day
feelsgoodman.jpg
>went outside today
>didn't had a heart attack
should i just end it? Just look at my fucking head man. Nothing can save this...
>>26570829
>should i just end it?
if you can't do pic related, then yes
man that sucks
>>26570829
Hey man,my head looks identical to that(except with hair)and I got a qt Latina gf,it's possible to make it m8 I believe in you