>tfw my oneitis left on a Mormon mission
I won't see her for 1.5 years.
Hold me, /r9k/
If this were the future then I'd be a Mormon because then I bet they'd send you to other planets and shit.
I gotchu brobot. Don't worry, everything will turn out just fine.
>>29792373
>oneitis
Anon WTF? What did we tell you about this?
im sick and tired of my beta dad doing nothing at home and i want to say fuck you mum for being such a huge cunt
Damn OP, are you me? Beta dad + entitled cunt mum.
>>29792375
idk are you?
all my mum talks about during dinner is how my dads family is shit and his past, and my dad just sits there with his head down like a little fucker.
its sad to be the result of this failure
>>29792354
Its a vicious cycle that eventually rubs off on you, its only now that I realize how toxic weak willed beta dads really are.
All the Chads of the world had strong male role models in their life.
Would you still be with her /r9k/?
I would. I think injured girls are hot. Post more.
>>29792351
At first I was like....
Nah, I would probably be in jail.
scar wont be that bad desu, and her eye isnt damaged atleast
>tfw yes gf
>tfw no titty monster gf
I know that feel. My gf has small tits ;_;
>>tfw yes gf
that's enough /r9k/ today for me
>tfw had THICC jew gf in high school, and anorexic spic in college.
What happened lads?
NORMIES AND FORMER ROBOTS OF /r9k/ I NEED YOUR HELP
>fell for a girl
>really attractive, smart and funny too
>never had a gf before
>somehow make her my gf
>fuck her brains out every night
>like her very much for like 2 weeks
>suddenly my interest in her disappears
>been dating for a month now
>still...
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>>29792258
>>somehow make her my gf
stopped reading
please go to /soc/
Something similar happened to me, except we didn't fuck much. She broke up with me in a heartbeat cause she wasn't getting her share of attention+sex.
If you are providing good sex, she'll probably stay for a while. Ignore her and keep fucking her. Treat her like a fwb for a while and if you really have no feelings, then dump her. If you feel like you wanna go back to the lovey dovey boyfriend girlfriend thing, then do it. You're a free man.
>>29792258
That's how it works. Only self-delusion will save you.
anyone want to be my friend on wow
i dont have any and its getting boring playing solo
>im also shit at the game so i dont raid
>arrpee and know all the lore cause autism
pls end my loneliness
I'm a forever level 20 because I can't afford it so no
>>29792239
>tfw you only played wow for RP
>tfw the lore is shit now
>>29793098
This desu
>Interdimensional transport and time travel
Give me more Scourge shit
pictures that make you go hnnng
comentaris originalis
original hnng
this is a very comment original
I have a question that my psychiatrist can't answer. I want to see if you guys experience anything similar. Here is some background info:
>only diagnosis is schizoaffective disorder
>have auditory hallucinations with the VERY rare daylight hallucination (visual)
>have a history of sleep paralysis
>insomnia that cycles between 14 and 3 hours of sleep
So here is the problem... I have started to experience a different form of sleep...
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>>29792206
Well the answer to your question is stop being a roleplaying faggot.
Isn't that schizophrenia?
>>29792323
This is real. Do you not believe me?
I moved recently, and can afford to go for quite a long time as a NEET, and I'd like advice on what I should do as a NEET for fun, or to pass the time.
Also /NEETAdvice/ general thread.
>>29792163
I did this. I lived on my own as a NEET for 5 years.
My advice... DON'T FUCKING DO IT.
NEET time is the most toxic thing you can have on your resume. I have a STEM degree and 3 years of professional experience and I can't even get considered for $12/hr jobs.
Isolation is a bitch. It will eat away at your mental health. Not at first... but after several months.
You will escape more and more into online and vidya worlds. There is nothing to stop you. You will tell yourself...
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>>29792313
Tick-tock wagecuck, don't let Mr. Scheckelstien catch you on 4chan when you're supposed to be working.
I need advice from actual NEETs, not some wagecuck in disguise like yourself.
Bumporoo I need some answers get in here fellow NEETs.
meanwhiIe on bizarro /r9k/
>tfw gf
>tfw can't wait to fix my sleeping schedule
>>29792161
teehee boy here :3
don't all ask me for my skype at once ladies ;-)
>tfw buying XL condoms at the grocery store for your qtp2t gf and the cashier winks at you
OHAYOU /R9K/!!!
HOW GOES YOUR DAY? I'M AT WORK AND WILL PROBABLY PLAY SOME E.Y.E DIVINE CYBERMANCY WHEN I GET HOME. WHAT ARE YOU DOING TODAY?
Ohio, anon. I am at work and i am doing my best. In other words barely adequate.
Today's the day i probably hang myself in the meat locker at work.
Feels good desu.not really though but god, the fantasy is so good
>>29792140
I'll try talking some more with the nice person I added on steam.
Roll faggots let's hope I get the Latina
First, for justice.
>>29792100
rell for chubby
>>29792100
Nice doubles friendo
>don't even have the willpower to get out of bed and play video games all day anymore
>>29792087
> roll out of bed
> blast death metal
> go back to bed
rage is all i feel
>>29792412
Are you me? Not even kidding
>>29792087
Wonder around the garden like I do, its gives me the little energy boost that I so desperately need.
ITT: Post normie things that you do.
Pic related, I collect shoes. These are the most recent ones that I bought.
I have friends and enjoy talking to people most of the time.
>>29792055
Care for my loving wife and kids.
The thing is they just don't understand how hard it is for us robots. The guys and I at work are constantly out casted because we live our lives based off of the chan culture. The boss went as far as to block reddit on work computers, c'mon!
Why can't normies just get that we love memes? Why are they so cruel? Does it get better fellow robots?
I fuck girls I meet on Tinder.
BZZZZZZZT
Daily reminder to BEE urself
BZZT
Ok pal! thanks for being the dumbass you are and posting this.
>>29792022
You'll remember my advice one dayBZZT
>>29792309
ill remember to slash your throat and gun you down
lel satire luv u