there's no such thing as free will. you can't blame me for being like this.
Prove there isn't.
Protip, you won't.
>>26592576
Your parents were idiots and birthed an idiot.
Then you made this post.
>>26592524
>there's no such thing as free wifi
LOL
dubs an i'll normie up and go talk to the girl studying over there on the common room couch.
>>26592504
You can do it, man.
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
Nah you're here forever faglord because if I get dubs I will talk to a girl tomorrow
If I get dubs I will ask her out
I will maybe even consider asking her out anyway
But probably not
Reminder: Haribo is the G.O.A.T. OF ALL TIME
Yes, I know what GOAT stands for.
Yes, you are faggot if you disagree.
I agree, gold bears are the ultimate neet food
Are those the things that make you shit yourself?
>>26592726
How fucked up is your digestive system if gummy bears make you shit? It's literally just sugar.
I'm trying to find a Psychologist in Australia because I want help, but the cheapest I can find are like $100 an hour. How the fuck can I afford this?
just talk to us anon. what's on your mind?
>how can i afford this
With your 30 dollar minimum wage you fucking aussie piece of filth.
>>26592424
Ive already said everything on here, nobody responds and when they do its not even helpful.
I want to talk to a super-normie whose an expert in life related issues like social anxiety, depression, virginitis, no friends, no interests.
discuss this peculiar and intriguing image
Not everyone can manage that.
It's nice, but won't apply to most of us.
Not very believable.
Ssshhh, be very quiet, the NEET has finally gotten to sleep after a long day on the computer. Both his body and mind need this rest from the massive stress of 7 hot pockets and extreme doses of caffeine. He truly needs this sleep and it would be best if we could keep it near silent for the next few hours
>>26592347
sleep tight comfy neet
>>26592347
SO WHAT WE GO OOUUUUUUT
SO WHAT WE SMOKE WEEEEEEEED
WE'RE JUST HAVING FUUUUUUN
WE DON'T CARE WHO SEES
WAKE UP NEET-ANIKI!
Alright robots, seems I got fucked over once again. I found out that the person I was texting for the past month is a fucking faggot dude. This whole time, he was posing as some chick. So heres the thing, I found out who the original girl is. Best thing? I have her phone number, and his. I have a ton of personal information on both of them yet im confused as to what I do next. I'm debating on whether or not to contact the girl, to see if she was in on it.
Bump, any thoughts????
I really could use some advice. I want to have some fun with this, but I don't know how to exactly do it
>>26592337
no
post their numbers on Craigslist for cheap iphones and TVs, put it in the w4m section, ask for dick pics keep doing it. But its best to wait a few months otherwise they will figure out its you.
>tfw no cutie steam weeb friend to play csgo casual with
do you think beards are cute? (no neckbeard)
>wanting to play video games with other people
Fucking ew.
>>26592312
read: exclusively neckbeard
so /r9k/, hows that New Year's resolution coming along?
>>26592160
FUCK IPHONES
>only drink on weekends
kek
broke it first week
here i am drining my fifth vodka on a thursday night
>>26592160
What resolution ?
>tfw asian
>tfw in high school you were talking to a group of girls
>tfw some mexican guy made a joke in front of them about asians having small dicks
>tfw they nervously laughed and you were too beta to do anything but turn red and mutter "yea hah"
>tfw he was right and your penis is actually small
How can aman bunch of grown men have such tiny pricks? (Except for the white guy) nature's way too cruel
White dude seems like he's slightly hard 2bh
Btw I'm alsowestAsian and my peepee is quite above average.
when gg allin got u beat u just need to kill youself lmao (lmao)
Ask an alpha male anything about slaying on tinder
>>26592092
Are you using your actual picture or is this a fake Chad profile?
>>26592092
Could you please share the women you've slayed on here?
>>26592092
Do I need a car?
>We are further away from the release of Mario 64 DS, than it was from the release of the original game
>Twilight Princess' original release is further from us now than it was from Ocarina of Time
>The Simpsons Movie was 9 years ago
>The PS3 and Wii will turn a decade old this year
>High school seniors don't remember 9/11
>There are people in high school now who weren't even...
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>>26592019
Wii was 2007
>>26592083
If only it was, anon.
And 4chan is 18 plus, which would be 97-98, whereas 4chan was created in 2003. It's like you faggots will cry about anything.
Female robots? Are you there?
soon
blablablabla
Yes what
Originaru
>Ayy lmao so quirky xD
You're at the club and this guy slaps your girl's ass. What do you do?
>>26591924
You have my vote.
>>26591924
Vote for him because he just proved that he takes what he wants and that's the kind of guy we need to strong arm Congress into getting shit done.
WHOOP THAT TRICK (GET EM)
WHOOP THAT TRICK (GET EM)
WHOOP THAT TRICK (GET EM)
I AINT PLAYIN
>normal people literally look forward to and get excited about going out
>I literally try everything in my power to avoid going out and have massive anxiety at the thought of having to do it
Why am I like this? Why are other people not?
>>26591871
Well, maybe they have associated a lot of pleasure with the act of going out, and somehow you have associated a lot of pain. I don't know.
>>26591871
I thought I had social anxiety but really I was just fat and poor.
Once I got fit and a job that paid 100k going out got really fucking fun.
>>26591952
I associate "going out" with
>being mocked,ridiculed,put-down for no reason even when I am being nice to everyone
>being ignored,ostracized,alienated
>being made to feel like a worthless piece of shit
And people have the audacity to wonder why I have no friends, never had a GF and don't like meeting new people.
Maybe I've just been insanely unlucky in that every single social...
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