NEET and true robots who live on the fringes of society:
would you consider a life of crime in order to survive?
Sounds cool, but I'm too lazy and too much of a pussy for that.
I could sell pirated movies and video games if that counts.
>>26593314
Nah screw it. If I can't make money in a legit way through the internet, I'll just give up and end it.
No. I would probably get a job because I'm too weak to starve myself and too scared to risk jail.
>tfw turned gay and got a sweet boyfriend
I finally have a chance to be happy.
>>26593256
haha op is a faggot
>>26593256
Help me then, where do I find a nice loving bf like you did?
>tfw turned gay
>tfw guys hate ugly robots too
Time to die.
>Fapped 4 times today
>Dick is sore now
Why don't I have any self control? It's not even 7pm.
because you have no hobbies, anon.
>>26593198
I fap 3-4 times a day on a daily basis fampai
Also I'm unable to fap to anything that isn't gay shit where a guy with a tiny dick gets humilliated, send help, I swear I was straight 3 months ago
>tfw I can't fap to 3DPD at all anymore
>oh come on! just stick him inside
GOOoo AWAYYYYY U DOMT EXIST
I WANT TO BUT YOU'RE NOT REAL
WHY DO YOU KEEP RUBBING IT IN MY FACE
WHAT JOY DOES MY TORMENT BRING YOU
I WILL NEVER HAVE SEX WITH A CUTE ANIME GIRL AND IT'S ALL A BIG JOKE TO YOU
one day i will.
soon.
>You will never be a Yakuza
>ywn defend your turf with your loyal bros
>ywn swear revenge to the rival clan over your best bro body
>ywn retire to live a peaceful life with your lover after getting your revenge
Why live?
>>26592989
gang activity is nigger shit
Go to Japan and hang out in the red light districts. Yakuza men will approach you and want talk to you because locals are all scared of them and they have no one to talk to.
I know a white guy who lives in Japan and this has happened to him multiple times.
Do the tattoos go onto her pussy or...
I'm curious what she looks like without underwear
I can't go on /r9k/, life has finally broken me
>after a life of failure, finally meet a qt
>we actually get along
>she's a bit of a weirdo, does autopsies for a living
>handles many naked bodies daily
>fast forward
>she finally sees my dick, we're a little intimate
>I think I've succeeded with a qt
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why did you ask her if you knew it's small?
>responding to me less and less after seeing my dick
she's probably responding less because you're insecure
lol that fucking blows man at least you know not to even bother now
how big is it?
What's the proper way to masturbate as a guy.
I keep rubbing but nothing comes out.
>>26592908
Grab onto it and squeeze as hard as you can until the liquid comes out
rub peanut butter on it and shove it in your dog's face
>>26592908
Important and possibly derailing question;
Are you circumsized?
I double dog dare you to tell me how to turn $999 to $3 million in 6 months, other than to keep wasting it on lottery tickets hoping to win the jackpot or a high parimutuel secondary prize when the jackpot is high and there is a statewide lottery rush.
>>26592795
Uh, maybe get involved in the stock market and be incredible at it
Buy crack cocaine a low cut top. Smoke crack, put on the top and stand on a street corner in the south side of town. Eventually you will have your 3 million.
>>26593071
can someone explain to me how to actually do this then? Don't you need a broker or web service to buy and trade stocks?
Is it gay to masturbate another men?
It's not like we fuck or anything
We just cum on each other dick
>>26592786
yeah it's pretty fucking gay, stop lying to yourself you gaia reject
>>26592786
Nah so long as it's not meant to be gay
>>26592812
How is it gay? i haven't fucked anyone.
In fact, i'm still a virgin, how can a virgin be gay?
When will you outgrow this place or are you going to be a perpetual teenager forever?
>>26592743
I only come here cause of boredom.
What is your point ?
When the cancer ends my life
When I get a gf.
So yeah, I'll be a perpetual teenager forever.
Prove to me that looks matter.
I'll wait.
They don't.
diversityblox
>>26592626
Facial symmetry illustrates a past and perhaps present genetic health.
That guy could literally walk up to a girl and ask for sex from any girl and get it because he has a handsome face.
I, a man with average looks, can only get sex if I pay for it. And even then, it's reluctant sex.
Understand?
>tfw born into a poorfag trash family
>>26592620
I know the feeling famiglia. My dad's an uneducated schmuck who cares little to nothing else and gets take advantage of by people that know more than him. His wife's a presumptuous dumbfuck who makes bad financial decisions.
>tfw homeless for the past 2 weeks (going on 3) because of my dad's consistently uneducated and bad financial decisions
>>26592620
We all know that feel. That is why most of us are here.
>tfw upper middle class genes but was raised by mentally ill single mother on borderline poverty, so I have the mannerisms and intelligence of an upper middle class person with the lifestyle of white trash
"Look at that man, he's wearing a hat, in public no less! Lets all point and laugh at him!"
The mentality behind hat shaming is beyond stupid.
Especially regarding the trilby/fedora.
I've heard people unironically say, "Well, at least I'm self aware!"
Aware of what? That people wear hats? Congrats on your stunning observation.
I understand in our culture we have to villainize something, but does it have to be,
'All people who wear this hat are social outcasts and their opinion is uninformed and preposterous...
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>>26592613
Hats are useful to hide a balding head.
Women can't be having that. Can't be having men with confidence in their image. It has to be taken away from them.
>>26592613
You can't deny the connection between autists and fedoras, mang.
I don't know, it's something about the faux stylishness and a crippled sense of identity that really mixes well.
Actually kill yourself if you think being a literal fedora tipper is okay
This is my fourth time on this board, I originally drifted over here from /v/ and /vg/ out of morbid curiosity
So after reading this board for a bit I was struck by how miserable the lives of so many anons who post here are. Most you have been bullied and abused since you were a child. Most of you come from poor or broken households. Most of you are virgins shunned by the opposite sex in favor of rich assholes and jocks. Most of you are unemployed NEETs. Most of you suffer from a crippling mental disability of one kind or another. And most of you will never have be able to dig yourselves out of your whole without pity from others or changing the system around you.
And despite all this, almost none of you seem to be angry. You don't feel hatred towards the society which has shunned and abused you.
You are expected to work at shitty, miserable, depressing jobs where the products of your labor are taken from you by rich trust-fund yuppies who had everything in life handed to them via nepotism. You are expected to enter the rat race from so far behind everyone else that you will have no chance of ever living decently, but you are still expected to trust the system because in the long run you will supposedly get a better life. I work in upper management at a rather large company and let me tell you a little secret: you won't. You will die poor and alone like all the other suckers who fell for the "work hard within the system for a better life" meme. Companies need and want bottom bitches to scrub floors and wash dishes and wade tables. And that's where you come in. And believe me, unless you push back you will only live worse and worse.
Yet all I see from you is self pity and depression. Where is the anger? Where is the understandable outrage at your situation? Why do you cling to morality instead of realizing that might makes right? You have nothing to lose, you are ruined. You are the living dead.
Where is your hate?
>>26592601
TLDR CUNT
>>26592601
Fuck off your thread is shit, m8
And so is your waifu
>>26592601
>blah blah blah blah my opinions are important
kill yourself
>Anon...why are you looking at me like that?
>I'm your grandmother.
>>26592590
I just wanted to get something from the kitchen geez i hate this family
>>26592590
POST MORE FUCKIN HOT
JESUS
>>26592590
I like your feet haha