White guys are best guys.
>>26598651
Yeah i love white guys too
But they don't love me ;-;
My father hates white men so I'm not allowed to bring them in the home
yesterday in class this blackQt called me "Sir" because she didn't know my name
it happens so rarely that it freaks me out every time
Can you watch this without crying out of heart ache?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tNTckSW7zI
>>26598613
Im watching it just fine. They should have used a prettier girl.
>>26598613
>after all the crap you've had to put up with, you deserve [drinks]
I'M SO FUCKING TRIGGERED FAMPAI
i hope she gets viciously raped
>i will never get stranded on a mysterious tropical island and have wacky adventures with the survivors
why even live
I kind of wish Locke would've gone rogue and hunted the others down in the first season.
>>26598787
locke was the ultimate robot
Desmond was the best character next to Faraday.
No exceptions.
Hello, fellow robots ! Nostalgia / Melancholia thread. I usually have this unexplainable feeling of nostalgia when looking at cities while sunset, in pixel art especially. I was wondering if you guys could relate ? If not, what's your nostalgia trigger ? Anyways, /r/ is like a desert right now and i couldn't find any more pictures, I will post 3/5 others. So feel free to contribute !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2nvDgrTaNQ
Town music from old jrpgs.
It's so idyllic and innocent. Real life is so brutal, callous, and cruel, but this music captures another world that is so perfect. It hurts to know it's not real...
>>26598636
Wow, thanks alot ! I really like it ! The kinda song i like to listen to while nostalgic is Ode to viceroy from mac demarco.
From now on i will just type random text because of the robot
Got any nofap success stories to share? Does it really improve your life and personality?
>>26598484
made me fuck a fatty so no, it doesn't improve your life but it does improve your personality
>>26598506
So nofap basically makes every woman look fuckable as one of the downsides?
>>26598484
I've done nofap for 5 days now and I feel excellent. I have 0 depression or anxiety, and I have so much energy and happiness for life. I feel like I'm a quicker thinker, and can concentrate on things more. I seriously feel like my life is finally going to become great.
>my dad calls our hotel in Japan
>Japanese guy picks up
>my dad starts asking him does he speak English
>he starts talking in this very kawaii Engrish accent
It makes me really want a Japanese bf but too bad I'm black so I know I will get no attention from anyone. I hear that the Japanese really hate black women the most. Why is life so unfair to us?no one has been dealt a shitter hand.
>>26598442
Everyone know there is a white guy sitting behind the screen.
Fuck off please.
>>26598458
You're being pretty racist right now
>>26598442
Why has this turned into a meme? You're not black, you're that salty asian boy who got mad because we decided to go back to Chad after you berated us for daring to like you.
> there was more than one butthurt asian in that thread
> asians are truly a hive mind mentally and facially
If you could, would you be a slut?
Absolutely would not ever
ngl having people fuck me all the time sounds OK, plus I can make money off it so I won't be piss poor
>>26598438
No, I would be an innocent and pure Christian girl
I feel like the majority of this board is composed of anons competing with others anons to see who feels worse about their lives, and then bragging about how they're not going to do anything to change that.
What happened to you, Anon?
Why are you here?
I'm here to wallow in the suffering but also hand out the occasional nugget of life advice to our young robots in need.
>>26598352
nothing happened
my brain is defective, plain and simple
>>26598352
Nothing. Nothing ever happened to me. That's what sucks.
A princess is as old as the prince will be when the princess is twice as old as the prince was when the princess's age was half the sum of their present age. Which of the following then, could be true?
1: The prince is 20 and the princess is 30.
2: The prince is 40 and the princess is 30.
3: The prince is 30 and the princess is 40.
4: The prince is 30 and the princess is 20.
5: They both are the same age.
If you can't solve this then you might have below average IQ.
>>26598333
>5: They both are the same age.
duh.
>>26598443
WRONG
orig already
>>26598333
None of those answers are correct and the structure of the riddle is fucking awful and barely makes any sense. Kill yourself OP.
>tfw girl that rejected me got rejected by chad
Hehe get fucked bitch;-;
>>26598270
>girl who got me as fall-back plan got pumped and dumped by Chad
Not sure if I should be happy or not.
>tfw I rejected the girl and Chad
>>26598358
Now is your time to strike. Drop her out of your life while she's vulnerable
Is this guy gay ?
Just started college with a new class of students , some clingy nerd started helping me out we became buds, 4 weeks later he's doing the gayest shit I've seen ...
1. he tried holding my hand more than once while walking.
2.he chats like a literal fag, sends messages like "miss you" / "hi dear" / "luv u bro " / "anything for you"
... that's probably because he sucks at English , he speaks fluent French though ...
3. I mentioned that he sounds like a fag once, he just...
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>>26598214
He might just be effeminate, which can be just as degenerate.
If he's not trying to fuck you then why does it matter?
nah hes not gay hes just french
Do big titted hot girls like short skelly effeminate guys? I want a gf like this and have her let me suck on her boobs and dominate me ;-;
>>26598192
Iktf OP. Mommy gf is best gf
>>26598192
They like Chad LIKE ALL THE OTHERS
Probably moreso actually, literally no attractive women are into SS
>>26598192
>big titted
yes
>hot
nah
I love short skellies if they'd let me dress them up in cute clothes and do what i say
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJ8EAwRauoM&ebc=ANyPxKpMI5pq15yskIL6da6xlgrhoLJFm_qykz_5-dkWWe3oWzdJSx4WIBiVdtLMogW8zk8nkqRxZH_Ih5JG4YcMvaEl5nUYyA
>>26597977
This looks painful. Thanks fampai, guess I'll settle in for a feel.
>>26597977
this is a cult classic for /r9k/ if you haven't seen it i suggest you settle in
The feminization of men and the emphasis society puts on giving women the upper hand has really fucked our generation up.
Most of you guys are just failed normies. Most of you faggots aren't even robots. Prove me wrong.
pic related.
>>26597908
>Prove me wrong.
cant disprove the truth m8
Fuck you for your lack of faith, schizoid robot reporting in
>>26597908
Diagnosed in a psych ward with MDD w/homicidal & suicidal tendencies.
Is he a robot?
>bullied and shy in school
>Might of been a sperg
>>26597837
>might of
Kill yourself you piece of shit.
>>26597837
>Might of
but why?
>>26597865
Why you so salty?