>tfw you have a feminine ass
>tfw you can fool people on omegle into thinking you're a girl
>tfw you can make guys cum just by your ass alone
def looks like a hairy man ass
Shhhh...
Be very quiet. The NEET is sleeping. Don't wake him pretty please, he's had a very long day of sitting in front of a computer.
>green eyes
>>26607082
*earning money noise*
>>26607082
*snoring intensifies*
>tfw you need money in order to do anything
>tfw you need money in order to earn money
>tfw no neetbux
>>26607057
>tfw American
>tfw been shot
>tfw you need to have experience to get a job
>tfw you need a job to get experience
>>26607117
>Even minimum wage jobs require years of experience
>Apprenticeships require years of experience AND tech school(dont fall for the "trades" meme)
>Cant even join the peace corps or some other volunteer group without college degree
I hate the blacks
I love that ass
Do you like the Asians?
Please stop bullying me :(
>Be Hispanic
>"oh anon you don't look hispanic haha"
I speak fluent Spanish too and this grinds my gears when people assume all Hispanics are brown
>>26606853
He estado tratando de aprender tu idioma, pero yo nunca tengo la oportunidad para practicarla.
>Be Hispanic
>Don't speak Spanish
I wish I were white ;~;
Be glad you can pass for white
hey, I have absolutely no interests or hobbies. I started university last October and can't make any friends because I'm boring and have nothing to talk about. I'm not even interested in my course.
What should I do, guys?
You sound like a woman. If so, just act flirty and people will care about you and be your friends. If not, step it up and place youtself in the world, meditate until you get to know yourself enough so you can choose what to do with your free time, then invest time on that hobby and finally, look for people with that common interest via facebook stalking.
But, being a girl, all this shit will be too hard for you to actually do, so just sit here and reply until you feel satisfied.
>>26606934
I'm a guy
I guess I can see how I'd sound like that though
>>26606934
Never seem someone /thread something this quick.
Polite sage.
Who /DancewiththeDead/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qApOLaLYZb0
Also, dank music sharing thread
https://soundcloud.com/sweetba3/style
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyVMQ-1lJ6c
Been listening to this for the past couple of hours.
this tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_wi3iidDZI
>And you might find this shocking, but many women- many,many women- have sex with dogs on a routine basis. This is just one example of how insatiable we truly are.
>I can see why you might not believe it, to which I say, look really hard at all of the women you know who have dogs. Look at women who have dogs whenever you see them out on the street, in the act of walking those dogs. Or at the park. You will notice that most of them have male dogs- the vast majority in fact. This isn't a coincidence.
returnofkings.com/78898//9-secrets-about-female-nature-told-by-a-hot-girl-dying-of-cancer
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>>26606696
There are some fembots who admitted to doing naughty stuff on this board too
tfw no horse/zebra fucker gf.
even a doge gets more pussy than me.
What's the longest you've worn a single article of clothing without laundering it?
>>26606626
pants for a week but i showered daily
pants dont get smelly unless you (a) piss your motherfucking pants or (b) cum in them
>>26606626
My running shorts, around 3 years.
>>26606626
I never wash jeans ever.
Florida Gulf Coast University
and u????
My comfy bed. Get out you wagie-wannabe.
Down the road m8
>>26606566
whoever is trying to bait me right now just stop trying
Know what Friday means? Payday, motherfuckers!!! Post those balances!
>>26606544
p o o r over here
>>26606544
bubmmmbmp
I get paid next friday
Does anyone have pics of eggmans gf? I wanna see what she looks like.
>>26606510
Pointless
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>caring about a reddit-tier tripfag
Son, tripfags are the cance.
>implying not all tripfags are reddit-tier.
>>26606510
go away dumb redditor
>tfw flat as a board
it's the absolute worst.
At least guys with small dicks don't have to worry about everybody knowing they have a small penis.
But there's no hiding that you have a small chest.
>>26606498
How is this bad? Flat is best. I am a 32A and I want a reduction.
Eh? Oh, well, why don't you get breast augs?
best body type is small boobs and big butt
so how. big is your butt?
>seek help for social phobia and depression
>qt doctor
>"do you have any friends, have you ever had a gf?"
>n-no
>she prescribe me this
Is it time to off myself?
>kek its a real thing
>>26606379
I'm on 250mg of effexor. It helps a little.
>go to doctor because i have psoriasis in scalp
>she was super cute
>same age as me
>i almost started crying thinking about how i might have dated her or someone like her if i wasnt a huge weak faggot
>tfw just killed a nigger trying to do a home invasion
>>26606362
Did you consider that black lives matter?
living the dream, anonny
What state? Greentext?