>want to learn a skill
>tell dad I want to learn to play the fiddle
>he gives me one of hisguitars
Be happy you even have a father.
>>26618650
>fiddle
guitars are cooler mane and ez
also all them shallow grills enjoy it
>>26618692
But I don't have a mom, so does my happiness balance out?
Is anyone else here voting for Ben Carson?
He's like Trump without all of the cringeworthy stupidity.
>>26618465
He's comfy, but I don't have faith in him to run a country.
>>26618465
>>>/pol/
>>>/trash/
custodians pls
>not Trump
This board is full of low test bern victims, but at least no one is retarded enough to ever want Billary Shillton.
But Carson is a pretty comfy guy tbqhfam. Could you imagine his state of the union speeches? Shit would be like ASMR.
How is this board still active? I figured most of you would have killed yourselves by now. What keeps you going?
>>26618342
Wtf is that wojak
>>26618342
>How is this board still active? I figured most of you would have killed yourselves by now.
Most did, and the void was filled with faggots from /ad/v /b/ reddit etc.
Suicide is illegal in my country and as a law-abiding citizen I must respect that.
>tfw 100k a year job
>everythings already paid for and i dont buy anything
>instead spend money giving fat girls food money
Every dubs in this thread with confirmed saying "dubs get" in the comment section I'll send $20 to her. No rerolls. Trips and quads dont count. Quints and more and I'll send $100.
Why not give her the money needed for a lapband or gastric bypass instead?
>>26618279
why not spend your money on hookers instead you degenerate
>>26618279
dubs get
I hope I get dubs, for you. There is no feeling in the world that is greater than watching a fatty get fatter. I spent the past week fattening up my gf, and it was the best time I've had in ages.
Any white bro's here? Only whites are allowed to post in this thread.
Any anon wish they can get their ass licked by a beautiful non-white girl? I want a beautiful brunette hair, hazel eyed brown woman to lick my fat american culo. I want her to wipe her tongue across my white ass like she is eating a popsicle. I want her tongue to be my personal toilet paper.
Post your white feels anons.
shes just a tanned white girl
brown fella reportin in
non-white girls are digusting
white is best in all regards
Some of you guys may not remember me from last night so her is some back story
>ask grill I've been orbiting/dating to be gf
>she takes ages to reply
>she says yes
>talk this morning she's fine
>don't talks for a while because of sport
>inb4 Chad
>go on snapchat
>see this
>mfw...
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Tell her you're not okay with it and she's not allowed to back out of a relationship like that.
She's probably cucking you though.
it'd probably be best to cut or dramatically decrease contact for your own emotional well being and dignity. you could tell her that you arent interested in a platonic relationship and tell her that you dont want to be friends, you could just cut contact with her completely, or you could just continue being her friend
>>26618199
Rape, it's the only pathway to redemption.
Femanon here, why do you guys hate women?
I'm 19 and a virgin, I don't fit the stereotype that you guys always go on about and most of my friends group consists of nerdy guys and gamers (no chads that is always implied). I spend the majority of my day painting, playing runescape (not training cooking) posting here and listening to music. I don't go out and club with other girls and prefer to play games with my friends. I stream league on and off with a low viewer count around 50s and don't go out much. I've never had a real relationship with a guy...
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You sound chill
Get the fuck off my board bitch.
>>26641287
>>26641323
samefag lying
>spend 16 hours a day on 4chan
>been doing this for the past four years
>barely come by good threads and have discussions with other anons while having a good time
>most of the time is spent arguing with retards, reporting threads and scrolling through the garbage catalog on my three most visited boards
>sick of all this and want something else
>no friends, no nothing
>first...
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>>26618078
I get into slumps. I'll spend like two weeks to a month doing what you jusst described, then a similar period of studying/practicing something for 10+ hours a day. I wish I could do that full time, I'm still not very good at anything, but I do make progress.
>>26618078
get a job m8
I'm a social pariah in reality, why should it be any different online? Where I to enter a conversation that was taking place in real life everyone would disperse or make an excuse to stop talking.
When I post on 4chan the discussion dies as well. People can sense me
My best friend is chad, what do?
>>26617860
Try and feast on his scraps and hope you can latch onto a wet hole who loves you
I don't get the picture.
Right is more visually appealing and anyone can do it but some don't?
So cuck my shit up senpai?
What would have happened if one of Elliot's PowerBall tickets had won the $600 million jackpot?
>>26617800
Probably get a girlfriend only to find out she only wants his money and spree kills anyway
Girl marries him for his money and then tries divorcing him. Elliot murders her and either goes to jail or kills himself.
The dude wouldn't have been better off if he got everything he wanted. He just couldn't function .
>>26617800
Honestly, i think Elliot was very good looking. I if he were a fag, he could have gottem a decent amount of action. Too bad.
I have a crush on a girl that lives 4000km away and im flying to see her in a month or two
how should i tell her i like her guys?
even her pubes are dyed
and I still have a boner
>>26617755
If she's pic related then don't,
that bitch is mentally ill, just take a look at her.
>>26617791
No, that proxy paige.
What is your escapism?
>Anime?
>Drugs?
>Lies?
>Sex? (lol)
>Food?
How do you cope with being a wasted cum?
>>26640656
Mostly
>alcohol
>drugs
>prostitutes
The only time I'm satisfied is on drugs. Otherwise this emptiness fucks me up. I try to keep on the move, focus on work, but it doesn't help. Only coke really helps me anymore. I just want it all to end, but I don't want to be the kind of pussy who does myself in.
>>26640656
Anime, drugs, and food tbqh.
>How do you cope with being a wasted cum?
Isn't that what the escapism is for?
>obsessing over a person/band/book etc every few weeks
I make it my mission to find out EVERYTHING, It's fun
Are gays accepted here as robots?
No, faggot.
>being able to find "love" in other men and dodge roasties
>going against christ's will
>probably just a normal autist who watched too much cartoon network and turned gay, pic related
>is the new cool
>get defended anywhere at anytime
>anyone who disagrees with you is homophobic, like it's possible to be afraid of gays
A lot of /pol/ cross posting results in a lot of flaming but most gaybots are more robotic than the straightfags that are usually failed normalfags.
>>26617602
No, you can fuck right off to >>>/lgbt/Actually, I don't get to decide who is and who isn't a "robot". By most standards, I'm not a "robot" either. I still hang out here and stir the shit crockpot when I get a chance.Seriously though, /lgbt/ is better for gay-related issues/topics
Last night I was fucking 1% off from becoming a normie.
>drive to a rave i see on my fake facebook account by myself
>drink a lot
>trying to fake a chad persona, being ultra confident and negging 5/10s
>make out with pic related heavily
>get her pants off
>can't get my dick up
>run out of the room to my car
>sleep...
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You drank too much. You are against you.
>>26617524
You're gay, drank too much, or masturbated too recently. God's not at fault for any of those.
>>26617524
Even normies have problems getting it up when they're too fucked up brobot
>I have anger issues
Who the fuck came up with this bullshit?
Anger issues? Seriously?
What is the issue, exactly? That you get angry? Everyone gets angry. And if you do something stupid, its not because a stupid made up mental disorder made you do it. You're just a dumb peace of shit.
I feel like the "anger issues" excuse is just used by idiots who bash their wives or chase away all their friends, and since everyone needs to feel like a victim these days, they need to blame something other than yourselves.
How...
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you're right. "anger issues" is a label made up by a feminized society to demonize masculine behavior.
You sound a little mad
>>26617521
Sounds like you have anger issues