http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/stephen-hawking-says-robots-could-make-us-all-rich-and-free-but-were-more-likely-to-end-up-poor-and-a6688431.html
Where have you been when robots won the eternal battle?
We did it.
>>26620519
>but we're more likely to end up poor and unemployed
>Where have you been
A lot of places?
>>26620527
> Everyone can enjoy a life of luxurious leisure if the machine-produced wealth is shared
NEETs win again!
Noen norske roboter der ute? Jeg er lei alle normiene, og vil prate med noen av dere
Er normie AF, men hva skjera?
>>26652735
Du vil sende til Grand Arendelle Reich! Lenge leve Keiser Adolf Fjelde! Heil vinter!
Kaster bort kvelden som alle andre kvelder. Hvor er du fra?
Who here /CompletelyAlone/?
>that feel when you scroll through your facebook feed for the first time in years, realize you don't have a single friend you can talk to, and then spend 45 minutes agonizing about what to post on 4chan so you can potentially connect with another human being
Drink a gallon of bleach.
>>26620522
H-hi anon. Sorry to trigger you, I guess you missed the for the first time in years part.
And now you are connecting with few of us. Look at you, all sociable and shit
>mom is listening to This American Life
>the episode is about a gay, black, Trump-supporter
>"How can he support Trump?!"
>tell her that none of Trump's policies harm blacks or gays and ask why he shouldn't support Trump
>"But doesn't he remember slavery?!"
>ask how that's relevant and if she thinks Trump would reinstate slavery
>"I'm sure he would if it was socially acceptable!"
jfc
>>26652558
He opposes nation wide marriage equality. Your mom is right about that.
He also doesn't care about poor and minority people whatsoever. So your mom is right about that too.
>>26652558
You'd be better off taking this to a board that's overwhelmingly pro-Trump, like /pol/ or something.
your mom is right
hi where do i post feels
Right here. Nice trips.
>tfw spot between balls and thigh is real stinky
>>26620467
thanks friend
maybe try putting some vinegar on a cotton ball and dabbing that on the smelly spot
im not a doctor but that seems like it might work
>my feel when trying to help out a friend
This is a good thread tbqh senpai.
>tfw dead inside
>have sinus headache and can't sleep
>mommy gets up before i can sleep
>turns on kitchen light
>light shines directly onto my pillow
>mommy smokes 3 packs a day and coughs like she is about to die any second loud as shit
i just want to go to sleep now but she's fucking banging shit around everywhere and coughing like she was just getting waterboarded.
You sleep in the kitchen?
>>26620367
my room is right next to it and i don't have a door just curtains and there's a space right above the curtain with a light next to it
>>26620374
Shit sucks man, maybe you should hang a shirt or something over it.
>tfw get an amazing GF, perfect in almost every way despite me being an ugly beta
>tfw no content because I'm not her first
Why can't I just be happy...
Just choose to be happy.
used goods are disgusting senpai
>>26620372
Shut up , the girl cleans herself
>be 5'4 manlet
>tfw I'll never make any girl feel safe and protected
thats why god created the handgun my midget friend
Just go for really short girls
>>26620364
The average height for a female is 5'5.
Oh, hey, Anon-senpai! What do you think of our dansu?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UOUKRbRiww
There's nothing more sinister and soulless than forced "kawai" culture shit
that video was really cute and I enjoyed it a lot
>>26620358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqJJ-2cRR0M
listen to this and cleanse yourselves, you filthy weebs
Why is dressing modestly so hard for women?
>>26652464
Muslims dress modestly. Degenerate Westerns don't.
>tfw no Arab gf
>>26652464
Because women are literally evil beings.
>>26652464
Because clothes are so "stifling". They feel uncomfortable in them, like the barbarians that they are. They get naked at any chance they can take.
what is the evolutionary advantage of girls being this cute? is it only to make men work harder?
Stop putting pussy on pedestal you white knight pendejo
yes, so chads give her resources and protect her
>>26620287
>pendejo
:D
So I had a real bad day today I got 30 days to move. I found this out when I got home after driving my girlfriend to go get a heroin junkie trying to kick. Well they know each other from way back just like we do, ends up he is gonna stay there for a few weeks. All three of us were out smoking a stogey and I said hey man respect our shit don't fuck with my girlfriend and she got mad and dumped me right there. Mind you I have been dating this girl for the last 3 years.
Pic related.
>ditches you to fuck a junkie
good thing you didn't breed her
dodged a bullet my friend
>>26620244
(Checked dubs of truth)
Yea that's what went through my head too.
Still breddy pissed off.
>>26620223
more pics of that cunt
What are /r9k/'s thoughts on libertarianism? Is it robot-approved?
>>26620201
Yes it is robot approved, like Atlas Shrugged
>>26620201
>m-muh free markut will fix it!!
Fucking kill yourself
>>26620201
I like it in theory but in reality the free market fucks everything up because of greed. There is no way around this simple fact.
>you were put on this planet for one purpose
>you have never experienced it
>you never will
>you will never cum bareback, deep inside prime teen pussy
>tfw
I have done that though anon
I've cummed bareback in prime preteen pussy, does that count?
>>26647298
>implyinng you have a purpose
Just do whatever you like, fampai.
If you want pussy you can attain it
>bring up that men kill themselves more than women
>woman says "yeah but women attempt it more"
>maybe they don't want to die and it's cry for help
>"Shut up shitlord! Stop trivializing their suicides they obviously have it worse!
You can't win. Just laugh in her face and walk off.
>>26647219
call her a roastie or fat that always triggers 99 percent of women
>>26647219
>women "attempting" suicide
>jump from 2nd floor
>Take more aspirin than the recommended dosage
Got in a talk about this with a girl recently. I said "There's probably legitimate reasons to kill yourself for some people, and for some people, their life isn't going to get better".
She acted all offended and said "You're talking to a 9 times suicide survivor right now"...
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