Is being a cyborg an actual thing?
I've generally never had a problem attracting women in high school or uni but since I've started uni I've been more socially reserved and have lost a good amount of friends because, "Anon never wants to go party anymore". I haven't sex in about 2 months and I've started masturbating to hentei and watching anime more than i care to admit.
Am I transitioning into a cyborg, or am I just a shitty chad losing interest in other people?
>>pic related, me in HS
>>26621820
>chad
>those looks
You're a normie, get the fuck off this board
>>26621820
lmao, you look like ed miliband
Being a cyborg is an actual thing.
Can confirm. I am one.
The problem is is that often times people dont accept you on either end. You're not normie enough to fit in, and you're not enough of a robot to continue to fit in here.
It sucks man
More people on /lit/ have read Elliot's 'My Twisted World' than on /r9k/
>>>/lit/7720013
>>26621808
We like him ironically anon
Nobody on /r9k/ seems to read Rollo Tomassi either, even if he seems to be the only person who tries to put a semi-academical lens on the whole alpha-beta social development.
/r9k/ is angry video game playing and manga reading kids - consumers hungry for a quick entertainment fix. No thread without memes even gets a response.
On /lit/ at least you find people who enjoy being by themselves and reading some shit.
why the hell should i bother reading it?
it's not like it's the unabomber manifesto where he actually has something to say
it's just a spoiled manchild whining about normies and rejection by women because he's a hapa
>OP starts thread asking for advice regarding a situation
>you give realistic, practical and helpful advice
>OP ignores you
>other anons post bullshit that just serves to reinforce and 'legitimise' OPs beliefs, even if those beliefs are what's causing the problems
>OP enthusiastically responds
Why the fuck do you people even bother to post if you're not willing to take people's advice...
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Nope. The best ones are when the OP is getting great advice about the situation, but then some asshole anon comes in and questions something about the OP's story in an aggressive way and then the OP just spends the rest of the time trying to prove the legitimacy of their story or defending their character against one lone effective troll.
>>26621751
What was the post about?
My personal favorite
>"Guys help me how do I kill myself"
>"Sorry I can't afford a [insert thing needed to hero]"
Like seriously OP if you are legit about suicide just sell your shit and use that money or crazy idea what if you just dive off a 10 story building
>she doesn't work out at least 1-3 times a week
>her vagina has a distinct odor
>>26621718
>thinks that being fat isnt a problem
>says she's ready to 'settle down'
Shoo roastie
>Doesn't act polite back when i act polite to her
Ungrateful bitches these days
r8 my possible new living quarters robots
Just put in an offer for 600$/month
more pics:
https://providence.craigslist.org/apa/5432041119.html
Perfect robot living tbqh
>moving into a cuck shed
>>26734920
Looks okay
Lets see inside.
>>26734947
600 + utilities does not seem that cheap for that
Circumcision question, since for whatever reason robots know a lot about it.
I'm a grower not a shower, and I have a fair amount of foreskin (have been using manual restoration methods for about a week, I will likely upgrade to a device in time). Because of this combination, I can do pic related with my dick.
Does this function as a quasi-penis hood? Will it make my glands more sensitive as a function of time due to less keratinization and stuff?
Yeah yeah yeah, I know that I literally got a bunch my most sensitive human penile nerves snipped off because of the diffusion of twisted Jewish propaganda into western societies, but what I'm trying to ask is if it's worth the 2 seconds to "hide" my knob every time it peeks out (I can keep my jewel hidden pretty much indefinitely, and it's not uncomfortable (on the contrary it's pretty comfy for my little dude)).
>>26658288
What the fuck anon, it looks like someone cut your penis off.
>>26658305
I know right? But it's there. Hidden dragon, crouching tiger and all.
Is this really that abnormal?
>>26658288
Nigga, face it. You've got two assholes.
>parents will die
>my reaction towards said event
>mom is dead
>she won't have to suffer when I commit suicide
>>26621716
2edgy4me nigga
Anyone else feel like travelling to syria to fight isis to put some meaning in their repetitive, boring lives? I would be much happier dying while fighting in the newsades than living as a NEET.
they don't need substandard manpower, they need money
>>26734633
Why not join isis
At one point I wanted the Kurds, but the reality is, if you're posting here, no one actually wants you. Robot types have been rejected by the Kurds and used as disposable pawns by Daesh
>tfw no Russian pagan witch gf
Why even live?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgXlUxDGFvU
is that singing??
is that considered good singing? sounds like shit and i'm not saying that because it's Russian language.
>>26621553
Not OP, but I like it. Pagan metal is the tits.
That feelerino
How do I get people on the internet to give me money on paypal if I'm not a pretty girl? I need to buy food.
Dress up like a trap, or go fuck them irl
Become a cambro
>>26621580
Sensible answer. I was expecting more retarded shit like "get a job loser" or "hurr sell the computer you are posting from. Give me more ideas
I've decided to stop being a whiny bitch and start looking for a gf. I'm kind of a cyborg and pretty food looking but for a while now I've been using the excuse that there aren't any virgin girls left when in reality I'm just too scared to try. I'm finally going to fucking do something about it. My goal is a relatively qt(short and petite) who I like, is a complete virgin, doesn't drink/do drugs, and doesn't go to late parties or believe in stupid shit spewed by media. I know it's ambitious but I'm really motivated and people...
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>>26733484
>Any advice before I get started?
Just one. Grow up.
>>26733523
Fuck off, I asked for advice not a generic insult.
>>26733552
how old are you op?give me a fucking wiz board if you're not going to let me fucking type what i want to type you stupid fucking robot
Anyone here have prominent limbal rings? The dark circle around the iris
>>26621416
yup. Also have green eyes, I wonder if the combination is common.
>>26621432
I have olive green and a limbal ring
Can you tell me how much time you spend infront of PC and how prominent they are?
>>26621452
>how much time in front of a pc
nearly every waking moment, so 17 hours a day.
pic related
it's 2016 edition
post ur mix
no /pol/ pls
>>26657522
indian/white
biryani all day erry day
>>26657557
Same.
Which is your mom and dad? And are you m/f?
Jap/irish/brit
>tfw no gf that looks like this
literally no reason to continue this painful existence
she's probably a cunty feminist
>>26621367
hopefully an innie cunty
Who is this bonerista?
>wake up
>4pm
Few feels are more terrible. Feeling you OP. GL with the feels.
>wake up
>2am
Waking up at night is great
>>26621281
It's times like this that makes you wish you had a hobby that you were interested in.