>Anon get over here and fuck me right now!
>>26634271
O-ok just dont hurt me
>>26634363
>O-ok just dont hurt me
Then what's the point of even having sex?
who are you? where am I?
y-yoo to
An entire generation of men are going to die alone, /r9k/.
Being remembered throughout history has always been for the select few, but even us lowly men could carve out a small slice of happiness. Maybe not the prettiest wife, or the happiest family, or the nicest home, but something to call our own and be contented with.
Not even that, now.
Yep.
And people are probably wondering
>But anon, what about all those women? what will they do without us?
That's where the welfare state comes into play. Women are now literally setting up their lives around being provided for by the state. They have sex with the alpha male, have a kid, report it to gov that as single-mother child, rinse and repeat a few more times until she's content with the welfare payments she gets for having the kids, the more kids = the more welfare, and just live off of it.
>>26714132
What sort of event or change could usher in a return to conservative values?
>>26714813
Nothing will change until the government is unable to provide for the millions of single mothers.
We're basically waiting for economic collapse before anyone in power will admit how untenable the current situation is.
>bipolar
>beta
>anti social
>autistic
>no friends
>no life
>not /fit/
>hates love
Why should I live?
>>26634245
You are literally free from any social constraints. You can do whatever you want. Now get off /r9k/ and see the world.
>>26634245
do you get autismbux?
Call the suicide hotline and explain to them. I honestly think you have a good point.
Anyone else have to make themselves seem less intelligent for friends, family and/or coworkers?
I'm actually quite silent and falsely agreeable because I don't really want to confront the idiotic beliefs and uninformed opinions of those around me. Remaining silently amicable is my best course of action to maintain some sense of social stability in my life.
>tfw intelligent but lazy
>I'm the smartest person I know
>but I wonder why I'm single
>>26634186
Stop calling guys pedos, its 2016, if you don't like sex with young girls, you're weird.
>>26634186
I used to do that. Then I realised that I can't take their bullshit opinions anymore.
So now I powerlever whenever :^)
I've now go no friends :)
Who else into self hurt?
>>26714003
fuck i never understood this shit
why not just exercise until it hurts? seems like an awfully faggy way to alleviate stress
I eat stuff that my digestive system cant handle so my stomach is in constant pain and cramps.
Its the only thing that keeps me occupied so i dont have suicidal thoughts 24/7.
>>26714003
"self-harm"
/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.
1. If you attempt to post an unoriginal cock, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.
2. The time with which you are muted for doubles with each transgression.
3. Each mute time is 2^n in seconds where n is the number of times you have transgressed. So, your mute time doubles each time you fuck up a nice schlong.
4. Backlinks, eg >>1, are not viewed by the robot. So "lolwut" and ">>2 lolwut" are the same...
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DON'T YOU WANT SOMEBODY TO LOVE
DON'T YOU NEED SOMEBODY TO LOVE
>>26634159
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stupid fucking wagecuck. I told you double meat, double cheese and double guac. ill be sure to mention you by name to your manager when i complain about the ecoli in my burrito and get it for free
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Please don't I need this job.
What can I do to make it up to you? Can I be a slut for you big neet cock?
>>26634151
>implying you would confront, instead of silently consuming the wrong order
Alrighty
>>26634151
>implying you ever leave your mothers basement
Go hump your waifu pillow nigger, big kids are talking
why don't you have a long distance gf?
surely it's better than being alone with literally no one to empathize
>>26713109
I have like 20+ with catfish.
I've even had phone sex.
It's nice to hear a girls voice moan for you, just sucks cause she's imagining someone else.
she looks like a fucking downy
>yfw you realized this is the worst time in recent history to be alive
>>26713048
>NSA protection
>a bad thing
SJw found
b2 reddit
>>26713071
I feel like you and me are the only ones who support the NSA. Fuck these liberals man...
>>26713071
>>26713096
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We got memes,feels, shitposting, and music.
Why don't you come and chill with us.
Why aren't I there.
Stupid ass-cunt.
>>26633991
I love pepe the frog.
Who's currently awake?
I want a bf. A real, live, breathing bf. Not even a Chad, or "cute boy", just any male that can meet my minimum requirements.
>tfw all the males I know just see me as a potential fucktoy so I can't be actual friends with them
>can't even have sex because my virginity is reserved for future husbando
How the fuck do I get a bf? I just want one who is christian, not degenerate, and will tolerate me spending a large portion of my life on mmorpgs. I even tried finding one online, but most of...
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How for are you willing to move?
>>26712901
>christian
Dropped.
>>26712901
>christian
>on r9k
>Tfw tomorrow gym
>tfw had 2 days off for rest and i'm already going crazy
>>26633969
Try 2 weeks I was sick as fuck and getting depressed without my muscle time.
>tfw can only lift the bar
>>26634128
What are you 95 pounds?
Or are you shitposting?
Is it in bad taste to remind your family that it's your birthday? It's 7:30pm and I haven't heard a peep from anybody.
>>26633929
even my parents dont know mine, its on the 3rd, but they all called me on the 4th. I couldnt sleep that night thinking they actually had forgotten about me
>21st bday
>family says they'll throw me a party
>everyone forgets
didn't feel as bad as I thought it would
>>26633929
No, just let it be forgotten.
>tfw literally starving
and you fags complain about how you can't fuck girls
>>26633813
Who the fuck are you and why should i care
want some big white meat?
>>26633813
>rub asscrack
>pick nose
>smell shit
feels bad man
Any robots here make music to pass time? If so what kind? do you get paid for your work? how long have you been doing it?
me recent mix; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D79_xiUoBSc
>>26712778
Yes. I play simple improvised keyboard music. I don't know how to read music, but over the last 15 years, I've learned which notes sound good when you play them together.
It's a pleasant escape. Not to mention, two hand independence is like crack for autists.
classical, i get paid for game soundtrack stuff sometimes (just small stuff)
Why E major?