how to lose weight? And dont be like eat less. I know that but there are like a million diets out there. Low carb, high carb-low fat, motherfucking everything.
WHAT WORKS. I am tired. Fucking 80kg on 175cm. I need to get rid of that shit.
just eat less
it doesn't matter
count your calories
every time you eat something write the calories down
don't eat more than 1750 calories a day and do cardio workouts daily
>>26719944
calories in calories out, bro
original bitch
>>26719959
for over 2 months i am eating under 1700 calories and nothing is happening
>mfw sanders is a cuck who unironically believes that the wagegap is true
>clinton is corrupt and in the pockets of the finance industry
>trump fans are mostly stormfags and other arrogant assholes I can't stand to be around who would gloat about this win for decades to come
>cruz is a jesusfag
>so is rubio, has retarded social views
>jeb is a loser who would never win
Can...
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>>26634643
He's a moderate Republican and was a managing director at Lehman Brothers. I can't really trust him because of that.
>the wage gap isnt true............. if you take into account: proceeds to list every single cliche MRA complaint against feminism
>>26634643
At debates he kind of seems like a dad watching his son's basketball game. Happy to be there and interact with the other dads.
Post some 10/10 comics in this thread
Starting with the obvious
On behalf of /co/, Transmetropolitan for first.
THE JOKER IS DAVID BOWIE
>>26634611
im not kidding, the comic was genius and fun. I can't be the only one who thinks so, right?
>tfw no sleeveless turtleneck gf
How do I acquire a sleeveless turtleneck gf?
>>26634593
Just find a tranny trying to cover his Adam's apple.
>>26634593
A very specific desire desu desu senpai desu
>>26634593
> get girlfriend
> buy her a shirt like that
It's easy senpai.
I'm meeting with a coworker and a bunch of her normalfag friends for her birthday at dave and busters, wtf do I do robots? I'm only decent at faking it when it's talking with someone 1 on 1.
A-anyone
Pls let me post robot
>>26634562
How do you know her, what are her friends like?
You will need some semi-interesting stories to tell so think of something. Have you ever done anything of interest (travel)?
Ask them what they do. Talk about the city you live in or any weird or funny news. Maybe mention popular issues like Trump and Sanders (don't be an autistic racist). Look up small talk topics and pretend you care about their responses.
>>26634562
I GOT YOU DUDE
get real drunk real quick
Ayy all inhibitions gone and try to be super funny ;^^^^^^)
I'm gonna do it
I'm gonna go to a cougar bar and attempt to bang a milf.
I might fail, but it will be worth the effort!
What are some tips you guys think would guarantee me success?
>>26634447
>What are some tips you guys think would guarantee me success?
Be attractive
Actually knowing where a cougar bar is
Being over 21
Good for you, OP. I wonder, do cougars like innocent looking boyish guys or are they after Chads too?
Ask me anything....
Or better yetHELP ME
are you a fat fuck?
>>26717066
should I be glad I can't smell that room?
describe the smell to me please
Why don't fat people just eat less?
Any fat people here who can explain this to me?
Because they're addicted to food.
It's like heroine to them.
>>26716240
I'm also confused.
They could also exercise.
Like, how hard is it to go to the gym or at least dance at home?
>>26716240
Poor levels of self-control.
I know I shouldn't eat anything else after I've hit the calorie limit, but that doesn't stop me from adding extra cheese and scoffing biscuits after dinner.
Come post your feels.
>on the cusp of the healthy/overweight bmi
>eat my feelings so it's hard to lose pounds and keep it off
>hair gets like fry an egg greasy if i miss one day of showering
>can't into makeup
>don't know how to dress myself after studying fashion magazines because i don't understand style
>can't into doing cute girl thing like cooking or drawing...
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>he goes on 4chan
>on /r9k/
>to make a thread pretending to be a girl
>for free
And I'd still happily lick all of the sweat and grease from between your shoulder blades.
Fuck off.
>tfw find out qt new bf is a robot
i'm a little worried about that
>tfw have to stay shut in at home for a few days after seeing him because it's so overwhelming because i'm a shy awkward piece of shit
>tfw too insecure to believe anyone could ever like me
WOW LOOK AT THIS GREAT NEW MAY MAY!!!
HAHA MAY MAY
>>26634438
HHAHHA I AM BLUE MAY MAY
Orange anal comet.
>why is it here?
>who got memed?
>skeltal?
I have many more questions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=44&v=OAUn3A4QtaI
man she just looks tired as fuck and ready to be done with it.
>>26634374
this is the future people
we are all going to make it to 150
no paionkillers, no suicide final destination
>>26634374
lol, you could tell how the reality of life as fundamentally horrible was breaking through the reporters' manufactured illusion of everything being OK.
>>26634374
>>26634736
I don't know how anyone lives that long without killing themselves first.
I can't fathom living past 35, let alone to old age.
>'Don't worry about girls, Anon. Focus on your studies!'
>Turn 21, still at Uni
>'Anon, we're concerned you've never had a girlfriend.'
My parents are considering paying for therapy.
I've dated girls before but my parents throw them away.
Anyone else received this contradiction before?
>>26634326
yes,fuck them
>>26634326
>I've dated girls before but my parents throw them away.
what the fuck you stupid normie, get out of this board this instant
we don't care about your normie life yoy nigger
>>26634326
Yeah. My parents are ruthless catholics now and would disown me if I had anything to do with drugs or promiscuity. Which is rich coming from them seeing as how they've been living together since they were 18 and didn't marry until their late 20s.
They've fucked up my head and now I hate all girls that aren't as conservative as me. Oh well, I guess I'm not passing on my genes.Now my parents ask me about girls and when they can expect a grandson/daughter. Kek
What is the most terrifying thing you've ever experienced?
Living
Originality is required
Not terrifying but fuckn gave my gf and myself a fright during dinner just then.
>pasta night
>sitting at our table in our kitchen getting ready to eat
>next thing we hear my guitar twanging
>and again
>gf freaks out
>hears knocking but it doesn't sound like it's coming from the front door
Continue???
Starting first grade was extremely terrifying and on top of that all the other kids hated me.
What would you do if this guy slapped your gf's ass?
>>26634289
NICE MAY MAY FRIENDO
>>26634289
mourn her untimely demise
>>26634289
Fuck him in the ass
Who else wants to go back in time to ancient Rome or Greece? Would I be a Chad in these places? I'm 5'9", 150 pounds, with a decent build. I have a good jawline but everything else about my face is average. I have a pale skin complexion with brown hair blue eyes. My ancestors came from Ireland, Wales, England, and Switzerland.
Anyone know if I'd be able to score with something like pic related back in time?
In ancient greece?
They were all homosexual pedos.
So unless you want some old dude tryna get ur boipucci then no
>>26634274
Women did not look like that
>>26634274
Maybe. Girl doesn't look Greek though. Maybe Roman, I heard those guys were more fair skinned. Most likely gaelic/germanic though.