I'm 18 and I have a few questions for /r9k/. I trust your judgment and respect your opinions
>What is the best state to live in the US?
>What are the most legitimate college majors?
>Where is the best place to meet a woman who isn't a degenerate?
>>26635435
1. New Hampshire or Texas, depending on what weather you prefer.
2. STEM with a strong liberal arts background. Only major in liberal arts if you can afford it.
>inb4 trades maymay
3. Convert to Catholicism and date girls at the Newman Center.
>>26635468
>New Hampshire or Texas
Why?
>>26635582
High freedom, low taxes. New Hampshire probably has the best policies as far as that goes but it's cold as shit.
post your picture and I will start shilling it and make you the next eggman then you will get laid like he did
He's in an open relationship, I could get cucked on my own. And he's also tall, white men can't be robots
>>26635429
R9k's hero turned villian
>>26635449
How pathetic do you have to be in order to do the open relationship thing?
>eggman
>have pictures of crush in my class on desktop of laptop
>leave laptop open on desktop while crush is diagonally behind me
>didnt clean laptop either and looked dirty and like it had cum on it
I look like such a fucking creep. If she saw the pics Im fucked!!! I never talk to her either
>>26635355
I doubt it's true but it's something so fucked up she probably thought it's a joke
Or you can at least play it off as one
>>26635498
>I never talk to her either
>play it off as a joke
you think hes gonna get that opportunity?
If I ever made some oneitus my desktop wallpaper, I would kill myself, not even joking familia.
How do I make out with a girl? Finally got a chance to kiss this girl and she did some crazy shit like biting my lip gently, and using tongue, but I had no clue what to do or how to "make out".
Is there any tips? I only ask because I know most of you guys know all about this shit and PUA stuff (despite the meme about being virgins)
In my experience, you either have "it" or you don't
i really wish i wasnt circumcised
>>26635379
restore
Boys that grow up around sisters end up a lot more feminized.
Boys that have only brothers or are a single child end up a lot more macho and thus more desirable to girls.
Ask your parents why they didn't abort her, and let them know they ruined your life.
>>26725296
I'm a female who grew up with four brothers. I was always one of the boys.
I'm a reverse trap now.
If you had a sister, it's your fault you're a KV.
>my situation is due to strictly deterministic reasons and not because of my own ineptitude
come on faggot, at least acknowledge you have a problem.
who here /rich/
>tfw making 80k a year with 20-30k bonus at the age of 23
>buy whatever I want whenever I want
>eat out pretty much erryday (inb4 fat, 5'11 and 150lbs)
>proactively look for reasons to spend my money
>no debnts because had scholarships, so even with my luxurious spending I save a shitton of money each month
>mfw just hired my own secretary even did the interviews myself,...
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>>26724681
norman: the post
>>26724708
who
>tfw my $30 philly cheese steak is ready
>>26724733
lurk more.
post less.
I potentially possibly have a small chance with a girl. She is very nice and very attractive. Only problem is she is 2 inches taller than me. I'm 5'10 and she's 6'. I feel like her little brother when we're out together in public. And I couldn't imagine kissing up to a girl, it'd feel pathetic.
Would you do it
Tall chicks are hot, go for it.
>>26723703
I've gone out with taller chicks
Who the fuck cares
My ex was a clear foot taller. It was embarrassing and hard to deal with, especially in public, but it never bothered her so I was ok with overtime.
Can we have a marsy thread?
I'm a girl btw
The better version
>>26635296
Pls be my gf, marsy.
>>26635296
>I'm a girl btw
Ewww.
Why aren't you voting for Trump? He will get rid of the shit skins and eliminate neet bux
>>26635154
Oh look anther /r9k/ pseudo intellectual.
Has he ever actually said he's getting rid of neetbux
>>26635207
No the only thing he has mentioned about it how he is going to get the factory jobs back from China by tariffing the shit out of anything made overseas
Also according to CNN the wall Trump wants will cost 10 billion dollars and take a little less than 4 years to build. Of course that costs less than 5% of what we spend of free benefits for illegally yearly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkSo0QQLUfE
Who agrees?
>2016
>anything can identify as a man
>mfw
alsew op is a fag
>>26723678
It doesn't make any sense. You're just removing the defining characteristics of the word and making the word meaningless. Those things are what a man is.
I'm a left wing socialist, but why does it seem like conservatives on 4chan are smarter than normalfag conservatives?
Normalfag Conservatives: I'm a patriot bald eagle and i love america and if you don't like it leave it and god bless soldiers. let me stick my fist up my ass and watch football and jack off to jesus
4chan conservative: fuck off libtard, heres some memes and actual facts and an actual argument and you know what I don't really care believe what you want
4chan conservatives seem to bring enjoyable discussion while...
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>>26635070
they aren't, you just can't hear or see these people they're just as dumb as the "libtards" they claim to be more intelligent than.
>>26635070
they're carrying the American flag too, guess we better take that one down
>>26635070
the right wing brings both ends of the spectrum: dumb shits and more intelligent folk. left wingers are more average.
>23
>just graduated from Normie University with a decent enough GPA in Strategic Mgmt and Econ
>can't even get a call back for an entry level retail position in my hometown
what the FUCK
the establishment fucking lied to me. How am I supposed to fucking have five years of administrative assistant work if this is supposed to be the LOWEST LEVEL POSITION OF ITS KIND FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEE I JUST WANT TO BE ONE OF YOU BUT YOU WON'T LET MEgirl btw
>>26721931
>what the FUCK
Have you ever kissed anyone?
>>26721931
I graduated when I was 23 too. 3.6 GPA in public administration.
3 years later, I can't find anything. I've had like two interviews. Just did an internship and now I'm a substitute teacher.
College is fucking bullshit, and I regret it more than anything else in my life. Do you have mad debt as a result too, OP? I'm 40k in the fucking hole and I'll never pay that shit off.
>>26721972
once in middle school during spin the bottle but it was a joke the normies were playing on me and the guy that did it made fun of me afterwards for years because of it.
Is there anything more disgusting than pedos?
How could anybody be attracted to kids when there are so many adult women who have at least have been around the block a few times so they're experienced and mature?
Pretty shit b8 m8, but im sure you'll get 100s of replies anyways
>so many adult women who have at least have been around the block a few times so they're experienced and mature?
>>26634994
fuck off, pedos ARE disgusting
Look at you freaks. All you do is sit on the computer and get mad when I spam your shitty imageboard.
If I ever met one of you in real life I would beat the fuck out of you just to teach you a lesson about how you are wasting your already pathetic life.
I get so much pussy.
I'm having a threesome in the shower right now on my waterproof laptop which I made myself.
Me and my boys at school caught some kid with a 4chan lunchbox, we beat the fuck out of him with our huge muscles.
I then smashed the lunchbox and pissed on the ashes. I was doing him a...
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>>26634866
>I'm so hard i could beat you all up
>Not spending your time going outside and getting a life
Jesus fuck this is hard copypasta
>>26634866
1v1 me faggot, I'll rekt you
YOU
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is this the right stuff to trip?
how much should i take the first time?
>>26634757
Full bottle. Have fun when you get to the 4th platue
I'd recommend the blue bottle robitussin. The one without guafnesin (it won't kill you just make you puke harder). First time I took it I drank almost the full bottle.
No. Get a product that is ONLY dextromethorphan, anything else will WRECK your liver. Be safe bro.