HOLY FUCKING SHIT GUYS, NEVER EVER SHAVE YOUR PUBIC HAIR. IT WILL ITCH LIKE CRAZY FOR A WEEK AND YOU WILL END UP SCRATCHING YOUR CROTCH ALL DAY LONG AND PEOPLE WILL THING YOUR MASTURBATING IN PUBLIC, AAAAHHHHHH
For some reason I mostly feel it only when standing or walking.
you get used to it m8
>>26640455
Maybe use shaving cream next time and don't shave against the grain.
If you do it right it's actually pretty comfortable desu
Only gets itchy for about half a day, same thing happens with beards for me
How and where can I find a girl who isn't a degenerate?
I'm in great shape but I'm pretty autistic, and I've had girls like me but they're usually whores that are probably a swamp of STDs. I just wanna find a qt innocent weeb girl.
>>26640357
sssooo, you're like "hey i'm looking for diamonds but all i can pay with is these shitty torn-up bills that haven't been in circulation since 1853"?
>>26640381
What the fuck are you talking about?
You have been muted for 2 seconds because your comment was not original.
Nsuskwmnflsosnd
>>26640509
i said you ain't got shit to offer but you're looking for a girl that's extremely rare to find
are you dense? it's delusional fucks like you who come here and constantly moan about ugly-ass down's girls who won't lower their standards, and then dump your folder full of 10/10 models
fuck off pls
Why are some people lazier than others? Do you think it has to do with one's upbringing and life experiences, or is it due to biological factors? And how can I become more hardworking? Like when I ask people how I can become more hardworking, they just regurgitate cliche motivational platitudes. I really need to stop being lazy because I'm currently taking six classes in college, but I don't know how.
When shit in life dosen't pay off you start getting lazyer thats atleast the case for me
people who work hard either love what they do, want lots of money, or they're delusional, that's pretty much it
For me I was narcissistic as a kid and I was surrounded by people where success and hardwork meant having a 9-5, a couple kids, and a decent house. I thought I was better than all that so I became extremely hardworking in fear of having a shitty and dull life. So it's really just a paradigm I guess. Some people are satisfied with being lazy af and some people can't stand it.
>2016
>not having a preferred zodiac sign in a female partner
Mine's the Libra, they're literally the perfect girls
pisces are best girls
>>26640107
> robot
> thinking you can get a gf that is not Literally cancer
>>26640107
>choosing a girlfriend based on shitskin mythology
>not using the superior celtic zodiac
>tfw no optimistic butterfly qt to save me from this hell
On this island, there are tribal human beings who still thrive and have been isolated from the rest of humanity for an estimated 60,000 years. And they attack outsiders who try to visit.
Holy fuck, how are there still tribal people in this day and age?
>>26640097
If you count Alaska, there are still towns with no roads leading to them. People live off the land/hunting. They don't want civilization or whatever. The government is trying to build roads to them though (I was at the end of the road during the summer [One lane dirt road]) they're pushing towards the other towns.
>>26640097
South America still has head hunters
African pygmies
Monks live on mountains
Australia has Australian women
>>26640097
there's a whole bunch of isolated tribes around the world. theres a shit load of these types in South America, specifically in the Amazon. the Amazon is gigantic so there's probably some tribes we don't even know about.
Hey /r9k/ i'm getting cucked atm
What do i do
>>26640055
we don't help normies
but anyways, hopefully you learn from your mistakes and learn your place. next time don't go around trying to be chad. there will always be bigger fish than you. remove succubi from your life altogether and you won't have to suffer.
how fucking hard is it for you retards to realize that
play some mario
>>26640101
Well...seems ok for me
>tfw makin it rain NEETbux in the club on the wagecucks dime
poor saps
Get a life you filthy degenerate leech.
Neet, suicide, depression yaddayaddayadda. Something about neetbucks = bsre minimum etc
Should just NY op
When I was NEET I had almost no money after food and rent.
This is bait mate
Politics mirrors normal life. Chad ruthlessly destroyed the beta.
gg Jeb.
The Halo effect is real in politics as well, they did a study on that series Brain Games where participants were able to determine the winning candidate for small elections based on appearance alone.
>>26639991
poor cvck
>>26641864
cuck isn't filtered anymore tripfag filth
Alright /r9k/, let's do something a little different this evening. I don't know how many of you are on, but I'm going to start a story and see where we go with it. Interactive fiction, if you will. Second person is shit, I know, but you can't really shake it with this sort of thing.
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Your eyes shoot open around 1:00 AM for what seems like the 17th time this evening. You are half-heartedly attempting to sleep, but you feel a need to attend to less pressing matters than rest. The glow of your monitor glows blue across the room from you,...
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>>26639865
Get up and piss, then check torrent.
Ok.okwawkawk
>>26639954
>Get up and piss, then check torrent
The urge to urinate suddenly surges forward against your other thoughts.
Pushing away the sheets, you begin to peel away your cocoon and look back towards your torrent as your eyes adjust. Not done, from what you can tell. You consider for a moment all the couples in the building tonight just finishing up some Netflix series tonight, choking your connection to the swarm. But then you remember, you have to pee.
You lurch forward, turning...
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What are you listening to anons?
>pic related
>>26639789
I love Wildlife. Ultimate robot album
i didnt like wildlife as much as somewhere at the bottom at first, but i listened to it recently and realized how much the lyrics describe my life right now and im starting to warm up to it more
>>26639789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qfbt5smhfLQ
I am so hard right now.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0T5iBwP2wui
Let's hear them voices
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01gj77IQ9ip
>>26641187
this was autistic. please stick to typing.
>>26641216
Not him but you sound mad as fuck.
>always lurk
>start typing out threads
>scared people won't like them and delete it
>this happens multiple times a dayplease be gentle.
don't worry, you're in good company. feel free to share your thoughts my friend
>>26639509
iktf
>tfw i'm usually the last poster in threads I find interesting and wonder if it died because of me or if I'm just too late to the party
>>26639509
I would ram my dick up your scared little ass if you said something like this around me in real life. Don't fucking come back here faggot
Long story short, mom bought a breathalyzer and breathalyzes me in the morning at 8am. If I fail I get kicked out of the house. Its 10am right now.
How many shots of Jameson could I take right now and pass in the morning?
>>26639471
Don't do more than 4 bro
>personal experience
>>26639471
>throwing your alcoholic kid onto the streets
She probably thinks it's some kind of "tough love" too. Americans are fucking stupid.
or...you could just not drink
fucking moron
I want to be painlessly killed. I want this fucking shit to be over with already. Why is society against assisted suicide? They literally force to you to suffer in this hell. I just want it to be over. Please god, I've had enough.
>>26639463
My dad died tonight, I'm with you.
This is fucked up I don't have a single friend in the world and it took this event for me to realize it.
Not fucking one friend.
>>26639891
Ill be your friend man
we can be crazy suicidal retards together
>>26640015
I want to get known in the intelligent community first so they can't write us off as having a mental condition like they did to all of our hiscore makers.
You can go back and repeat your high school years. What would you do differently? With the knowledge you have now, do you think you could become Chad-tier?
>>26639372
If I literally had the knowledge I know now, I'd get my GED freshman year like I always wanted and place a bunch of bets.
>>26639372
I would end myself and save myself of 15 disappointing years, and probably more to come.
It never got better.
Get the winning lottery numbers, play a multitude of times, invest in some HGH and steroids, play pro basketball.