Hello /r9k/.
I am going out to a store to buy supplies, notably, food.
It occured to me I should buy my waifu some good food.
What do you think she'd like? Any suggestions? I was thinking, a lot of chocolate and juice.
I wish I could make her something better like lasagna or good meat but I can't cook.
Thanks for the advice.
pic unrelated
>>26645995
Depends on who your waifu is, OP
she a shit?
>>26646189
No she is absolutely perfect.
>>26645995
The girl in the pic has a youtube channel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bICACsr6ICg
Who else /blunted affect/ lads?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reduced_affect_display
Probably I am. I often get questions like "do you ever smile or have fun?".
>>26645864
fuck off, phone poster
>>26646011
Never f a m
People who pull off the fedora.
1950's gangsters?
Chad, when he hears you quietly calling him a moron
Robots.
Actual robots that is.
Where would it be?
>What would you be doing if you were there?
>>26645812
i was a mod for a skype group full of /r9k/'rs
it was mostly normal fags with average-looking faces, and 2-3 really hot guys who were spergy as fuck
some mentally ill anons with OCD, psychosis, junkies, the usual deal
i reckon it'd just be awkward and they'd be on their phones all the time or they'd start talking about games and such
on skype most of the time was spent talking about psychology
>>26645836
Proof that a lot of those aspie sperglord turbovirgin neets on /r9k/ are just normies trolling.
>>26645873
i'd agree on normie-LOOKING, but not normie-behaving, anon
One day of freedom left, wagecuck. Monday is close by.
Tick-tock.
TICK
O
C
K
Goes the wagie clock. Looks like the last day of your Allotted Free Personal Time will be marred somewhat by Monday's looming dread. What a shame wagie!
>>26645794
Thisdemonstrates the NEET's enormous sense of awareness of time and space and his neverending kindness towards wageslaves by reminding them that they will be running out of time soon
>>26645929
This [/spoiler]is my favorite poster of All Time.[/spoiler]
What qualities do you look for in a friend /r9k/? Assuming you want friends at all
>>26645782
Someone who I can relate to and don't despise. That's a lot harder than you may think.
I have one person I talk to on skype and the only thing we relate on is that we lurk /r9k/ and talk about depressing shit. He's usually boring.
>has something in common we could talk about
>likes getting drunk
>isn't mean
>makes jokes
>enjoys jokes
>preferably robot
>>26645863
i've had a few guys like that as well and the contact always dies
There was nothing wrong with those guys but we just ran out of stuff to say since we didn't have anything in common except being robots
>wageslaving at the same office for 8+ years
>am extremely passive in personality and have voluntarily interacted with others only a handful of times in my life
>work with this normiewomana few times that has been there about the same time as I have
>conversations mostly consist of hallway banter and never anything concentrated
>lag behind today and leave later than usual
>she walks...
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It doesn't mean that she has any romantic interest in you, if that's what you think. You're just not annoying and okay to be around with.
Hope that helps.
Well, at least she's not creeped out by you... yet
>>26645762
you seem to not care. You should ask her directly what she meant. Take a chance. Be open, honest.
>fell for the STEM meme
>stuck in a dead end job
>no decent connections to move up or get another job
>no friends or social life
>come back home late at night tired as fuck
>realise i forgot to buy anything to eat
>nearest store is 1 mile away
>fridge is empty
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>>26645662
How have you survived for 3 years without eating?
>>26645696
>comes home late at night
>realises he forgot to buy anything to eat
Nigga you lack basic comprehension
What is your job?
I work in IT. I haven't even finished my degree and I have a decent full-time job for about 40K. I took some infosec classes and met a group of spergs, who all are into IT like I am. When I graduate in will get a job in Infosec and or sysadmin. I only have to deal with other spergs who have high level networking jobs.
You're in the club and this person wants to share his love of anime with you
What do?
Tell him anime is for children and punch him so hard in the ribs that it punctures his lungs.
>>26645562
>Wait, why aren't you slapping my gf's ass? Is this a trick?
>>26645580
>do i look like the kind of nigga that craves 3d? hell nah, check out my phat ass waifu right hur
HOLY FUCKIN SHIT GUYS I FOUND THE PERFECT SONG FOR THIS IMAGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6a6uArA1lo
just listen and watch the image
Is this what a serious case of autism looks like?
>>26645537
soo.. this daily posting is just made to prove how much can you endure on keeping alive a completely useless daily thread?
>>26645559
didint i tell you to fuck off and dont post in my threads
>be pinnicale of male aesthetics
>rich
>famous actor
>12/10 by britbong standards
>still has to settle for a 6/10 ameriburger
Holy shit, if Superman can't score a 10/10, then what chance does the average guy have?
Maybe he really likes her.
>>26645516
She's a 19-year-old college girl. There's nothing to like.
it's unsettling how out of her league he is.
there has to be something else to this relationship that we aren't getting.
maybe he just likes her personality
WE ON AN ULTRALIGHT BEAM!!
WE ON AN ULTRALIGHT BEAAAMMM!!
THIS IS A GOD DREAM!!!
THIS IS A GOD DREEEEAAAAAM!!
THIS IS EVERYTHING!!
EVERYTHIIIINNNNGGG!!!
Chance's verse makes me warm and happy and content. Haven't left my bed for anything except getting takeout and using the toilet for about 6 days now. I'm not even a NEET. Been playing the album on repeat for some reason. An anon told me it's depression but I thought that was just a meme disease. Who knows.
Just throw this at the end if I'm too late for the intro.
Chance the Rapper is burgeuois as fuck and terrible. I would hesitate to even call him a rapper because he is so soft. Dude is like a not good Drake, he can neither rap nor sing, and his only fans are 20 something white millennial retards.
>>26645555
>bergeousisie
Nah but chance is vibey and pretty comfy tbqhwyf. Also I'm not 20 something nor white. Why so passionate in your hate?
>travel alone first time
>visit museums and stuff
>come back as same virgin autist as before
at least you have money
>>26645323
>he bought into the travel meme
i laff @ u losers who spend your money traveling to shit countries looking at their shit buildings
>>26645323
if you want to get laid go to a brothel you fucking idiot considering you're a autist i doubt any random lady would like have sex with you
What meds can i buy at a pharmacy so that I die a painless death in under an hour?
a bullet
or helium
>he thinks death is the end
>>26645370
Well , it is.
It degrades women and makes them feel unsafe...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mih5aWKzMM
>>26645282
poorbait/10
>>26645282
No troll but I unironically agree. I'm realising now that the only way I actually get attention from females is to agree with them on everything and it's working. But I do support the removal of the word c**t. It's disgusting and degrading
>>26645282
Cunt
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