Why don't you just get a cute witch gf to love you and princess-carry you in her soft yet powerful arms?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxQHDJ3Is9U
that would make me feel more beta as fuck
>>26647713
>there will never be a second season
I can't wait to die.
>>26647757
>Anon, I don't understand. What is this "beta" you speak of? You're my princess, it's only natural for me to princess-carry you. Would it help you feel better if I pet your hair and kiss your neck some more?
Fembots, how often do you fantasize about having sex that results in you looking like pic-related?
>>26647626
also, have you ever fantasised about sex with animals or monsters?
>>26647626
Never.
>>26647638
No
tfw I just want to choke the shit out of a fembot and slap her tits
Did you ever cum on a pic of of someone? Who was it?
Fembots, how would you feel if someone came onto a pic of you?
Don't really get why people find this hot. You get an intense sense of regret post-orgasm
>>26647505
Is that the girl who plays the nerdy chick in Modern Family? What the fuck?
>>26647505
How would anyone even know though
Lifting is the GOAT way for autists to pretend they're doing something positive for their bodies but still choosing the most anti-social, creepy and bizarre form of exercise there is.
GL ever getting laid from lifting. The sport of aspies.
>>26647470
>What girls think matters
>Getting laid matters
Topkek weakling. Good luck being useless.
Also
Beards
>>26647598
only bottom middle looks good with a beard
>>26647598
Not everyone can grow a beard, my man.
Anyone else here like the company of genuinely happy people? Not even talking to them but just bring near them and stuff.
>girl on line at store is really polite to people and says thank you to the guy checking out her stuff
>she tilts her head to the side when she says thank you and it's so cute
>her voice is happy and gentile
>guy behind register who clearly dead inside wagecuck genuinely smiles back at her when she says thank you and watches...
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no. They are faking it and have a hidden motive for being so publically optimistic. It's also frankly annoying. I much rather prefer quiet people.
>>26647423
I'm often genuinely happy and it feels great. Like my average mood is happy. I love being around other optimistic people, it gives me energy
>>26647554
what are you doing in /r9k/ if you're so fucking happy, you goddamn normie
post your stats, Robots
-Male
- 28
- khv
- neet
Male
22
KV
Student
Male
20
V
Student
>>26647335
Male
21
Had sex with 2 prostitutes and 2 normie grills
Student
>trusting niggers
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3456144/Miami-woman-23-left-coma-brain-injury-family-say-attacked-male-roommate-Craigslist.html
How do you make the decision to room with a 35 year old black man?
>>26647304
White women are incredible stupid.
>>26647266
>male "roommate"
BURN THE COAL PAY THE TOLL
>think you've completely forgotten about her
>accidentally find a pic of her on your computer
>get depressed and start missing her again
>about to text her
>see she's blocked you
>get even more depressed
fucking why
>not having deleted every photo, burned every piece of memorabilia that reminds you of her, and deleted her number
Man, you really suck at moving on.
Once she's left you, she's gone for good. You just have to accept it and move forward.
How do you see you're blocked? Using an app or something
>>26647247
Bitch when I burn a bridge I make sure that shit is burnt
Many foolishly think the Chad is the 'celebrity' with women and that female strangers will instantly respond to you on the street, on the elevator, or wherever. This is a silly life, as all these strangers will never really give a damn about you (as you start to do stranger and stranger things to fit into the 'persona'). Don't forget your own community. Rather than go for 'instant hook-ups' at bars and clubs, try expanding your social circle. Eventually, you'll get circles and larger circles and even larger circles of women coming after...
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>>26647245
another cyborg who believes the personality meme, huh
u ready to get rekt, son? 2 of you left crying today already, and the day hasn't even begun.
>>26647245
all you're ever gonna do is newfag at established circles of people where all the females go after the chad of the circle as you awkwardly sit on the sidelines
>>26647245
>try expanding your social circle
i cannot
there is literally no reason why you shouldn't be on HRT right now desu
i'm going to start femming in a few months when i move into an apartment closer to the nail salon. gonna get PETITE, SOFT, BEAUTIFUL
don't wanna be a bitch senpai
>>26647243
I'm 6'4 desu senpai
>>26648018
Will you be my qt 3.14 amazon tranny gf?
>mommy found my pipe and hash oil and took it
>hasn't brought it up yet
what do?
nothing, its a bait move to get you to confront her so she has a reason to kick you out
>>26647227
Stop living with mommy
>>26647227
How do you know you didn't just misplace it, or that someone else might have taken it?
1. Age
2. Biological sex
3. Oppinion on webm
>>26647174
1. 80
2. Jew
3. End your life
1. Cunt
2. Man
3. How can pathetic little human cock compete with superior horse cock?
1. 26
2. Australian
3. Would've preferred to see a prettier ass get full of horse jizz. This one looks old and skinnyfat.
I need a women hate thread.
Give me the best photos, or links to news articles, or whatever is pertinent.
Fuck women
women are human too.
>>26647184
Sure, maybe, but that doesn't mean I can't abhor them
>>26647184
Pur species has evolved in such a way that women have no real compassion for men. That's not to say that they don't care about men, they'll just never know a world without the benefits of (thankless) male labor.
>tfw constant stomach pain
>tfw have explosive diarrhea due to anxiety
who /bowel disorder/ here?
Its the worst! Have gut wrentching pain like i'm moving broken glass through my lower bowels. Diahreeah for days and then constipation when I don't. Go to the doctor, he says the tests came back negative for anything, says its in my head, didn't even give me an allergy test or anything other than check for crones or w/e.
tfw order a chicago deep dish with co workers and start shitting blood after.
Haven't had a solid shit in like 5 days.
I eat quite a lot but just shit a little or little bits of shit.
amigoingtodie
>>26647373
drink more water and eat more fiber
magnesium also helps
how do i look? be honest
>>26647143
Look like a long rat faced kike. RACE WAR NOW!
like a weebs hasidic bodypillow
>>26647143
whoever you are go back to raiding /b/please