OK you faggots
Right now in this thread, tell us what your dream job is
I want to become a movie director and music producer
Television Showrunner
>>26650548
So like a TV director or gameshow host?
>want to direct and create movies, cartoons, musical albums, etc.
>at the same time find mass entertainment absolutely degenerate and one of the main vices of the modern world
Ask a guy who is sitting the the theater about to watch Deadpool anything.
>pic related my emotion right now
How do you manage to be such a huge faggot?
>>26650469
why the fuck is your phone turned on!?
>>26650509
The movie isn't on yet
It's time for our daily thread worshiping Katya, Rose, and Emma's superior big assed replacement
>her face is ugly
No it's not
>ewww muscles
Low test beta detected
mia the thickest bump
>>26650696
She really is
>ywn eat her ass
Her face is disgusting but with an ass like that that's not a dealbreaker desu
Why haven't you had your balls surgically removed yet?
>>26650361
I like to jerk my noodle
>>26650494
you don't need balls to tug the turkey.
>>26650361
Why haven't you had your head surgically removed yet?
>Yo, Anon! I'm cookin dinner. What you want?
>>26650289
16 oz buffalo sirloin steak, medium rare
>yo chad, lemme get a strawberry avocado caesar salad, extra dressing on the side, and a papaya smoothie on the side! Thanks senpai!
>Yo bro, put your dick away before you handle my food. You already know I want those tendies braaaaah.
who legitimately /nofriends/ here
>19
>kv
>university
>no friends
it would make me feel better to know there are a lot of people out there who also /nofriends/
>self bump with the real reason i have no friends
shameless self bump number 2
shameful self bump 3
>am lonely like girl in pic related
>"cunny"
Is there a worse word in the world?
no
not only does it sound disgusting to say, but its connotations are also fucking gross
I prefer "quim"
>>26650165
lol you must be a broad.
Why when I connect to someone on omegle who put their interest as R9k, do they say hello and then post a link then disconnect straightaway?
It keeps fucking happening
Is it a hacker?
>>26650130
yeah it's the hacker 4chan
>hi :3c
Ever jack off in front of your pets robots?
Ever use your pets to jack off?
Ever jacked your robot pets off?
>tfw cats in heat
>won't leave me alone
>masturbate next to her as she rubs her crotch on the floor
What will you choose when you die?The Great Observer
>>26650053
>A Personal Heaven type ordeal
>Heaven
>ordeal
>Ordeal, noun: "1. any extremely severe or trying test, experience, or trial. "
All these retarded images are written by illiterate 10 year olds trying to sound intelligent.
>>26650104fuck off normananaliginal
>implying the great observer isn't what actually happens
>implying we aren't all on being acting out every part in the play of life like a puppet show
>implying we aren't just such a good actor that our charecters "don't know" this.
Do you bots think that your family/(online-)friends (if you have any) would actually miss you if you commited suicide?
>be me
>have friends
>'friends' shit talk behind my back
I vote a no on my side, what about yours?
my mom would, and it's pretty much the only thing stopping me from actually doing it
Life is so vapid and vain.
>>26649982
They shit talk for themselves but if you were to actually commit suicide they would feel really bad. For me, my family would miss me.
How do I fix my horrible posture? I don't even notice how screwed up it is 95% of the time. Hurts the neck and back too.
Go to the gym and do some stretches, it will literally fix itself.
forward head reporting in
>>26649645
solid thoracic kyphosis here - why the fuck is it called that? forward head is such a simple name
You're all so bitchy about women and relationships because you're all so damn undesirable. You're seeing things from the wrong side. If you guys were even moderately desirable, you'd have had more positive experiences with relationships, and thus far less bitterness.
>duh.jpg
why tf do you think this is the neet heaven?
>>26649660
It's apparently NOT obvious since everyone here pushes the responsibility on women for not wanting them. Which leads to a lot of bitterness.
>>26649613
I have a gf and still think women are cunts my gf is simply an exception (mostly)
Hi friends
http://vocaroo.com/i/s135bJPldK5w
https://clyp.it/esa0tjpi
>>26649808
http://vocaroo.com/i/s152JJ38mMlU
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZErAKbxsLd
Holy shit the government is about to cut my welfare off completely!!!!
I just got a letter saying my "benefits are about to expire" because I have been on welfare too long. I can't renew them, I'm not disabled.
Uncle Sam is really about to kick me off of his couch! What do I do?
>not disabled
>parents already kicked me out
>no job experience
>high school and one failed semester of community college.
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>>26649505
here's an option
NEETkeks getting BTFO, like always. Have fun on the streets, neetie keekie!
>>26649505
Expand yr asshole so that you can shelter with the homeless
Also, go to a job lot & pretend yr a recovering addict. Job lots are good