Why aren't you guys selling your plasma/sperm for extra money? If you're ever short on NEETbux they literally pay you for just sitting there for an hour. I do plasma twice per week and they pay me $100 per week (this is about $50/hr considering the time it takes). They usually pay newbies a little extra. And they give it to you on a prepaid debit card which you can use to buy video games, figurines, or whatever the fuck you want online.
For sperm, it's a little more selective, but if you're above 5'10'', don't do drugs, no STDs...
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>>26657420
>giving your life force to the reproductive jew
is 100 per week really what you get?
I thought you could only donate like every 2 weeks or something?
That's not bad if true. I might try it out.
>>26657460
Depends on your body weight. I can donate twice per week with no ill effect on my health. Skinnier guys can't donate as much.
Hey robots, today I'm trying to stave off the suicidal thoughts by drawing. What should I draw?
>>26657323
A picture of yourself committing suicide.
>>26657323
Yourself being happy
>>26657323
A realistic version of pic related
I feel so miserable now that Jeb is gone.
He's proof that you can have literally all the cards set up perfectly, but will still lose to Chad if you have a beta personality.
I want to die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU4jMs7EeUI
dude made it as far as governor.
This is like complaining that you can't get a GF because the hottest woman in the world dumped you, but you're still dating a qt3.14 with huge tits.
lel the Bush dynasty died with him
Trump's not a regular Chad though. He's super Chad.
Chad merely exploitsna system in his favor but tries to keep the system going, he doesn't want to uproot the establish social order.
Trump is Super Chad. He exploits the system but uses that exploitation to uproot the social system and change social dogma.
Why don't three or four of us pool together and buy a castle somewhere in rural Europe
we could hire a load of prostitutes and pimp them out from our castle to make money
pic related is currently selling here in the uk for about 800 thousand pounds
>>26657137
It's probably haunted
>>26657137
Can you really buy that whole castle for just 800k? What's the catch? There's shitty apartments that cost more.
>>26657137
I don't think that you could get 100 robots together and pool 800K pounds, tbqhwy OP
>tfw gf doesnt do anal
what have i done to deserve this?
>>26657097
Anal is the most overrated shit ever.
>>26657121
anal is awesome and you're a faggot of cosmic proportions
t.someone who fucked his ex in the ass
Got to agree with Anon, the poopoo dick is real :l but you do have pure control once in so there is that I suppose. 6/10
Why is this giving me feels? I am not even American.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqRNSwXQUwA
Because it captures a feeling of nostalgia pretty well.
It literally sounds like the suburban midwest
I'm not neither and yet I feel the same
check this out
https://chinesefootball.bandcamp.com/
not chink either
r9kcore thread?
I used to just make up my own meaning and be fine with that. However, interest wanes and ill be back at square one. Camus doesn't satisfy me but I can't think of anything better than the myth of Sisyphus. What are your thoughts r9k?
One and only bumparu
usually, my existential thoughts regard whether or not i am actually living in a coherent reality. it does not seem like it. this kaleidoscopic shifting of perceptions, with other psychological phenomena, and much delusional content as well--it is literally impossible to derive meaning from the experience of consciousness...so, out of fear or i don't know what, people are compelled to create narratives, and meta-narratives as well. Camus is basically saying that you create a narrative, but authenticity demands that you are never fully credulous towards it, basically that...
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>>26656989
Wittgenstein is surprisingly helpful with existential crises..essentially he demonstrates how reality is mediated through concepts, that there are factual concepts and nonsensical concepts..it is a nice idea, for sure, comforting for a while.
Hurry, put in these tags and meet robots before that furry faggot comes back: robot9001omegle, omeglerobot9001.
my gf blocked me on thursday
why does everyone hate blackbox?
>>26657862
its hard to not skip them with the bot going around, sorry.
This is it robots, I hit rock bottom and gambled away almost all of my money. I have to make at least 1000 euros till april the 3rd. So should I kill myself ir there is an easy way for beta autistic pleb who can't work, like me to make such an amount of money like me?
>inb4 sucking dick
>taking a loan
>>26656979
>euros
If only you had a safety net to fall back on!! You're living life on easy mode.
>>26656979
Rob a bank while wearing a turban
You'll get off scot free
Gonna be a bit difficult to get a gun though
>>26657048
how exactly it is easy mode to lose almost everything I have and have a loan due date till april the 3rd?
well /r9k/ whats the best way to end it all?
theres a 150 foot tall bridge not too far from where I live. I was thinking I could bring a small suicide kit: jug of gasoline, box of matches, sharpened knife
the plan was sit on the railing, pour gasoline on myself, set myself on fire, and try to slit my throat while I fall.
>>26656746
>the plan was sit on the railing, pour gasoline on myself, set myself on fire, and try to slit my throat while I fall.
Thats a pretty metal way to go out anon. Have fun.
Make a noose out of piano wire and glue your hands to the side of your head so when you hit the ground it looks like you tore your own head off.
>>26656746
Shotgun blast to the head is the most efficient. Very high success rate and instantaneous death (re: no pain).
>entry level job such as janitor
>requirements: must have flown to the moon and have 30 years experience managing a successful hedge fund
who /defeated/ here
lie on your resume.
fucking lie.
they don't check.
It's so easy.
just lie.
The worst thing that can happen is they fire you and you'r eback to where you were when you didn't have the requirements anyway.
jesus christ op.
Lie.
requirements are an autism filter for people like you who don't know how to lie.
lie.
just lie.
Oh, I cant wait until automation becomes a thing with big business, they could save a lot of money with robots working 24/7, paid pennies in electricity and servicing, and able to do most jobs. Unlike the industrial revolution where people thought job lost was eminent, the robotic revolution can genuinely replace a lot of humans. That is still a while from now, right now it is outsourcing.
>>26656737
This..mfw my best reference is a friend of mine w/ a british accent that shit slays.
FUCK YOU COLITIS I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING SHIT BLOOD ANYMORE FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>26656564
Just be yourself. Works for me, I never shit blood.
>>26656583
HOW DOES A PERFECTLY HEALTHY 18 YEAR OLD MAN GET COLITIS? HOW? FUCKING TELL ME NO ONE IN MY FAMILY HAS ANY HISTORY OF IT AND IT'S NOT A TEMPORARY INFECTION BECAUSE I'VE HAD IT SINCE NOVEMBER. FUCK ME. THERE IS NO GOD.
>>26656649
It's ok if there's no god, anon. I'm completely healthy and have a cute gf and a nice high paying office job, so everything turned out pretty well.
How good is your internet?
no problems here, can play all the vidya I want.
but downloading large games can be a bitch.
With all the pirating I do I basically make my isp my bitch. 538gb in the past week
I got the same shit internet as OP, can't even play a fucking game on COD online without lagging to shit.
>>26656963
>>26657056
How much do you guys pay for your internet? Curious.
>get first ever gf after being alone my whole life
>fall in love completely, she's the only thing I can think about
>find out she's cheated on me multiple times after 7 months
Please just fucking kill me
Please PLEASE
>>26655934
MGTOW is the only way...
Im sorry
>>26655934
oh anon you just learned a valuable lesson about human relationships
they're all bullshit. you've been o lonely and manipulated by everyone elses's so called perfect relationships to understand that humans weren't meant to establish emotional complex connections with one another
Such is the life of any robot who gets a gf. Once you end up here you probably should give up.
What does a Jew have that I don't have?
Why are Jews so successful and we aren't?
How do I become successful like a Jew?
Higher IQ.
Sorry, goy.
>>26655899
Yeah it's totally not that they specifically look out for each other. It's basically what delusional SJWs think white "privilege" is.
a lot of Jews are raised in a culture of scrutiny, high expectation , nagging, comparisons, etc. Same with East Asians, Indians. That's why you see so many of them as doctors, lawyers, etc. all "success" is ; is showing up and having some motivation (a whole upbringing of pressure) to climb to the top