i want to laugh a little so lets play...
vika a (10/10) qt comes at you and ask you
>hey are you the guy who sit next to me in math class, whats your name
(Answer)
>ohh really, i like your smile hehe
(answer)
>anon i will like to know you better honestly you seem like an intersing guy, but why are you so quiet all the time
(Answer)
>youre so cute anon, i like boys like you
(Answer)
Lets see how autistic are you beta fags lets roll.
>no because i don't take math class because i don't have autism
>y-you too
>because im having an existential crisis and everything i do seems wrong
>y-you too
>.........anon
>[say nothing while maintaining eye contact]
>.........I always have a lot on my mind
>I doubt you've met many boys like me
This is a ruse. A 10/10 approaching me means she wants/needs something. I excuse myself at the earliest opportunity.
>tfw no dil racing, bistar weaving, bat slapping, paair rubbing, baal combing, mandir attending, laalaten hanging, haath washing, chhipakalee calling, jaiaipnaiy driving, chaaval picking, poltree chasing, charinos dancing, bhoot finding, raakshas hunting, kapada wearing, ghoda riding, charabao herding, suar ka maans wrestling, yoginee stomping, bhuna hua roasting, lumpi cooking, panchit making, daliya eating, jangal loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t hindi gf
>>26666917
>>26666917
POO IN LOOTAKE THE POO TOO THE LOO PAJEET
>>26666966
who cares, indians are cute
WAIT A MINUTE THIS IS THE SAME POST AS FILIPINO GF GUY
>go to play torture hentai game I've played before
>smiling anime girl chained to wall
>she looks so cute and innocent
>cut at her
>feel bad
>electrocute her
>feel terrible and start tearing up
>close tab
>used to be able to fap to this
What happened /a/? Did my soul return?
>>26666698
You fucked up
>>>/a/
This is the depressed frogposting board senpai
>What happened /a/?
>tfw browsing /a/ and /r9k/ at the same time
>about to make tfw no weeb gf thread
>almost get myself banned from /a/
good thing I fucked up the captcha
>>26666698
Of course someone who pisses the bed is a pussy.
I made this picture a while back when someone was baiting me. I like it. Do you like it?
>I made this picture
Oh, is that why you downloaded it twice?
It's really shit.
I'm sorry.
Here's my OC.
>>26666732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hI0qMtdfng
>lol anon wtf i cant find you on facebook!!
>what do you mean by you dont have facebook? what?
>thread to brag about how he doesn't have a facebook and is SUCH a non normie
Nice Wojak tho.
> lol i'm such a robot XD XD XD no facebook mirite gaiz?
Get out.
>>26666565
Yeah, you only come on /r9k/ every day and shitpost.
You sure showed them.
What are you into specifically? Pure consumption doesn't count, there has to be some modicum of original thought or effort. Gaming barely classifies, pleb shit like CoD is out. I draw and play MtG, basically the CoD of tg, but I homebrew my own decks. Post your distractions from the Void here.
>>26666412
I want to get into MTG IRL but no one plays it where I live.
>>26666443
everyone plays it where i live but i just dont know how to go about it learning it without a friend to teach me. i cant do something like learn that alone and have the attention span.
>>26666412
MTG, D&D, 40K. The holy trinity of non-weaboo neckbeards.
Who uncut here?
Are you sad that the jews mutilated you dick?
I'm more sad about being a dicklet
Yes I am but I've gotten over it
Life is too short to sit around and be angry over the things people have taken from me, I focus on the things I can take for myself
Circumcision is retarded and sad especially in a place like America.
Don't ever give up hope.
I used to frequent r9k a lot, then got /fit/, but retained a robotic, nice-guy mindset. I was starting to lose hope and thought about trying to be someone I wasn't: a pseudo-chad/PUA. But I finally found a girl who was open minded and likes guys like us.
The point is, be healthier and more physically active, but don't change who you are. There is always someone out there for everyone, no matter how hopeless it may seem at the time
How about you shut the fuck with your bullshit platitudes and leave this board
>>26666324
Lmao you're gonna get destroyed
lmao son
>tfw accidentally look in the mirror
oh god why :(
>>26666239
>tfw accidentally look in the mirror
I know that feel and I'm not a tranny
>>26666269
REEE normie gtfo.
just kidding; everyone is welcome here :)
you can have transgender feels even if you're not trans go figure :/
>>26666239
Lol fuck off bernie fag troll
TIFU. greentext incoming. This is prewritten so no bullshit. First time so bear with me
>be me
>know this girl for a few months
>let's call her Girl A
> met her at a amusement park through another girl I've known since 6th grade
>let's call this one Girl B
>Girl A- I've known for a few months
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>>26666180
Keep going OP, interested. Tell your story.
REEEEE NORMIE OUTsounds interesting desu op keep going
Definitely continue OP
Well, /r9k/, this is it. The end of the line. normies and women have made my life a living hell, and I have come to the realisation that this social order cannot be changed, and has always and will always exist in human societies. There is no place for people like us. I have talked to the mighty eggman, and even he could not convince me that life was worth living. My only wish is that I be remembered by you all, and that you make sure that my death is not used by the normies for their own gain. I love you all. You have made such a difference in my life. You have given me a place...
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Sleep tight jam man
>>26666175
Are you still there, Jam?
>>26666175
But what about anime man
What are you robots doing right now?
>>26666085
waitnig for >>26666666
>>26666085
Reading Manga, just bursted into laughter at this page.
Fucking roasties.
>>26666085
Reading this thread, ya dingus.
Does anyone wanna me a video game I really want? I'll draw you anything you want! I can make kind of pretty drawings even though I'm not good yet!
Anyone?
>>26665932
buy me a video game I want*
Bump for Anons who want to get me things!
Depends on what games you want.
>>26665961
The new Fire Emblem Anon! I want one of the new Fire Emblem games! They look super fun.
I can't get over my oneitis. I need to vent.
You know how there's the cute/smart/sane, pick 2 meme? That's how I feel about him, except he was the full package. Who the fuck else could like art, weeb shit, vidya and be cute while not realizing his own cuteness? He was the sort of handsome that didn't get acknowledged by others for some odd reason, too attractive for spergs but his quiet personality made him invisible to Stacy.
He stole my heart so many years ago and now he'll never know, or worse, he's on 4chan right now and I make him uncomfortable. I get so sad when I realize that we will never have a chance because I was too afraid to embarrass myself.
>>26665930
OP, that's a girl you dumb bitch.
>>26665930
fuck off beef roastie bloxxx
it's ok i'm here
>One chance at life
>Born in the cuckolding era of BBCs
>One chance at life
>Born before the alien invasion
>Born too early to be forced to breed dozens of times a day to supply the demand for the smooth, soft fetus skin that decorates the clothing of the wealthy xenos
>One chance at life
>Too weak willed and generally afraid of everything to be an elite SOF operator
>>26666115
i know that feel
>bitchy scientists always complaining about their fucking ties
>shitty itchy uniform
>zero safety protocols
i hate my job