daily reminder you pathetic creeps are never going to get this while you're living NEETlife at home with mommy.
I wouldn't get it as a wagecuck on my own either, anon, what's it fucking matter?
Damn, that's one fine skillet
What is it? Cast-Iron? Jealous as fuck over here.
>> implying I live with my parents
Try again wagie
Hi /r9k/ I turned 12 today can I get a happy birthday?
>>26982179
This is a 18+ board, reported
This is a 18+ website, reported
This is a 18+ webpage, reported
>My birthday today
>A chad bro from work calls me at 6am
>Trying to sleep so just said Yeah yeah and hung up
>Had my normal day
>5pm he messaged me
>"All right dude, already called everyone, in two hours at X place"
>He organized a birthday party with a lot of people from the office
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>>26982149
Sounds like Chad is a really cool guy trying to get you laid.
Why is your "life different from his"? Did you not like the girl?
>>26982258
>Why is your "life different from his"?
you need to go back desu desu
>what do you think Godzilla would do in this situation?
Chad trying to hook you up senpai, I wish people would do that for me.
What are something's I can do to entertain my 9 year old niece?
Im trying to baby sit her right now and she's just sitting on my couch coloring. Is she too old for that? idk. Better than me at staying inside the lines, but I'm bored.Im not going to sex her.
do you have any multiplayer nintendo games
kids love that shit
>9 years old
>coloring
Nigga I was too old for coloring when I was 6.
Play a video game with her, or take her to McDonald's or something.
Make a pillow Fort. Prank call a pizza place.
Do something you wanted to do as kids
Hey faggots
***>> I read this topic on our rival web forum. A subforum for men with large penises. These alphas are talking a it what it's like to be a bull. Badass! I would never be a cuck or a bull but I do think it would be cool to be friends with a guy who cucks other guys. Maybe I could learn from their swag lol...
I cucked 2 of my coworkers. The first time nobody found out but the husband killed himself 3 months into it. I'm still not sure if it was because he found out. His wife kept seeing me afterwards and told me no suicide note was found and no one was completely sure why he did it or if he was suicidal.
>I read this topic on our rival web forum
Nah m8.
I cucked my boss at the company xmas party. I walked in on the asshole fucking his wife in his office. I didn't realize they were both drunk. I was just going into his office to ask what pizza place he wants me to order from. I see his dick and it's pretty small and I kind of involuntarily giggled. His wife giggled a little too and then I looked down at it and it was soft. He couldn't get it back up again, lol. I locked the office door behind me and dropped my pants. I was semi-hard and already 3 inches longer than him. I banged his wife in front of him. I agreed...
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Did I just get friend zone'd?
You were friendzoned as soon as you used :D
Stating your plan as a question and not an orderggestion didn't help
>maybe
>i'm very busy
Ask her when she is free. Be very direct. Like "Oh. When do you have off work?" If she's still wishy washy, stop talking to her or call her out on it.
Her life is very busy.
Are any of you're siblings robots? I feel like my little brother is following in my footsteps and I don't want him to. How do I turn him into a normie?
>>26981560
nopey nope nope no. We are all doomed.
>>26981560
You have the robot genes bro. All of you're ancestors were probably robots, it's in your blood to have robautism.
>>26981560
no, i'm the only failure.
at least it makes living at home easier.
Why are women so horrible?
WHY CAN YOU NOT LET ME LIKE YOU AS A PERSON?
STOP IGNORING ME YOU WHORES
nobody ever posts in my threads
>>26981559
Anon, look you are american. You are born rich.
Why don't you go to a 3rd world country like mine(Brazil), and fuck cute latina girls?
It's that easy.
>go outside for the first time in a long time
>its gotten worse
>still getting weird looks and stares from every other person
>not even wearing autism clothes or anything
i know its partly paranoia but there are definitely more people giving me looks when i walk down the street then the average guy gets.
I don't even look that weird. (Okay maybe I do look "out of place")
>>26981466
You see people looking at you because you are looking at them. People instinctively look at people they see out of the corner of their eye who are looking at them. Nobody thinks as poorly of you as you do.
It's not like anybody wants to even look twice at your faggot ass anyway.
>>26981574
Thats my point dude
I'm NOT looking at them, its exactly what you said, I see them looking at me in MY peripheral vision. I should have inb4'd that.
whats your outfit
>get shitty driver job for local pizza joint
>boss is muscular turbostacy similar to pic related
>repulsed by her, but I'm broke so act nice
>hate job instantly. Tired all the time because of it.
>boss starts calling me 'noodle arms' and 'drowzee' (yes, after the pokemon)
>pretty sure she is gonna fire me any day now
>tells me I need...
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Post the secrets. Some of us are twigs like you are/were.
Ask her if she's into femdom
>>26980589
Get more muscular and make your move. She pretty obviously wants your dong.
>tfw you find out he doesn't love you
>tfw you realize you were just being used
>tfw all of your dreams of marrying him and raising a family together are shattered
>>26980498
> you realize you were just being used
The fuck, you women at least you had someone who used you
I'd pay to feel that feel
>>26980498
>>tfw you find out she doesn't love you
>>tfw you realize you were just being used
>>tfw all of your dreams of marrying her and raising a family together are shattered
This happens way too often than the original.
>>26980710
What makes you say that?
Why do you think guys fall in love more than girls do?
Is it just because your heart was broken and you're a guy?
>tfw a fembot that only dates rly tall men :c
http://thoughtcatalog.com/emily-madriga/2015/03/13-struggles-of-being-a-girl-who-only-dates-really-tall-men/
>>26980314
I know that, girl
Also check out this awesome thread >>26979846
>>26980314
I bet you're a womenlet
>>26980314
>Person who did this article can't tell the difference between you're and your
Stopped reading there.
Why won't you guys just be yourselves?
>>26979999
That's an interesting pic OP haven't seen anything like that, not being sarcastic the advice there I've not seen often elsewhere.
I'm not myself because I'm afraid of being hurt and have too much emotional baggage. I can't form serious relationships or decent friendships anymore I don't know how. I have no sincere family to talk to, I had to be the emotional and mental adult of the family at an early age until I saw how childish they were and how easily they spilled their...
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>eat healthy food
>immediately followed by "Get delivery to save time"
>>26980269
>he can't get healthy food from restaurants that do delivery
kek
>>26980209
sucks to be you, i made this thread as a complete shitty bait but reading your post made me realize that there are people that genuinely have psychological problems like these.
not sure what one can do but say: hope you'll get better some day
Is there any worse feel than being a black KV? Black people are so obsessed with sex.
>Visit 55 year old family friend
>A middle aged woman he knows turns up along with her 20 year old daughter and her baby
>They all ask me to go to the shop to buy alcohol
>I say "there's no point because I look very young" (I'm 24 but I look around 17)
>They insist I go anyway
>I go...
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>>26979812
>"You should argue anyway because you're a man"
Argue for something you don't even want?
What would you give to go back to the character creator?
Jesus christ you really got a shit hand. Are you racist by now?
No blacks on /r9k/?
>tfw outcast even among outcasts
>>26979812
>I was never served because I never fucked a woman
Also what?
When will the cucking end.
>>26979801
Oh come on, nobody gives a shit about ghost busters
Do you know what cucking even memes?
>>26979819
It's not so much the about the movie itself but the fact of 'muh grill power' being shoved down everyones throat and feminism ruining everything that once was