So, I met a girl who is definitely a "fembot" through okcupid, and we had a great date. It was the best date I've ever had. We spent about nine hours together.
She said things to me like:
"You're silly, of course I'll do this again. You're awesome."
She said I was attractive, in person and in our okc conversation...I made her laugh a lot...
And right before we parted we hugged twice, and I told her was happy to have met her. When I said that, she smiled, looked down, and stamped her foot on the ground, saying...
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>>26994503
either
1: her self esteem is getting to her, you must act to pursure her
2: she has cum from chadminator and feels guilty about getting you interested in her
>>26994532
Nope. She has actually indicated a number of times in her questions that she's a virgin. You can even sort of tell by being around her...
>>26994503
It's plausible. I've spent a whole year talking to a guy online. When we were supposed to meet i chicken out because he was good looking. Of course I feel like if that was the case she would at least said something.
>chad goes to fuck his wife's best friend
>the wife is there trying to bust him
>he doesn't give a fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePDZ5AakxkU
Why are you sharing this. This is stupid
(and sage btw)
Why the fuck would anyone want to see a family the moment it's getting ripped apart. Like why would you film that, for when the kid grows up. "Oh hey look at mommy and daddy break up this will make a great family video."
Besides she's going to take him back anyway.
>>26994479
>I purposely made my friend make sexy jokes/advances/etc.
>I made her keep doing it over and over until my husband finally gave in
Setting up the husband was the wife's fault. She was so delusional that her husband would cheat on her, she forced her best friend to act like a skank over and over and over and over until finally the husband gave in. It's her own damn fault. Guy probably never would've cheated on her. Just another woman...
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>>26994840
>Guy probably never would've cheated on her.
Did you miss that part where he admitted to cheating on her many other times?
Is sex even fathomable to you?
Or is it such an impossibility it seems like an imaginary, transient thing?
holy hell why is every thread here about relationships and sex? you all have the same stupid aspirations as the shallow normie chads. once you guys finally get sex, you'll end up getting into sports.
why not live for something better? personally i've a passionate programmer and hoping to contribute towards creating AI.
>>26994378
>I want to fuck a sexbot
be honest anon.
But seriously, because mostly everyone here is barely out of puberty and was raised on limitless HD porn.
>>26994294
It's more of a "whatever" to me.
I just don't care anymore.
if I get the chance I won't turn it down, but I just don't care anymore.
I just ranked up to Legendary Eagle. Ask me anything
How do I get out of silver? Better win loss ratio or better score?
Still silver 4 and I desperately want to get away from these idiots .
Also, got any yt vids of you playing?
>>26994107
If Brad Pitt offered to fuck you in the ass would you take it?
>>26994159
there isnt simple answer there are hundreds of different factors that matter just go watch video tutorials on youtube and practice aim on aiming maps from workshop a lot
>>26994180
of course
ITT: essential robotcore games
ITT: essential robotcore games
origeenal
komment
pic related
All the characters are misogynistic, unhappy losers who are confronted by nightmares of women. There's even an mtf in the game which is pretty /r9k/.
>>26994098
Holy fuck I remember renting that game from Blockbuster circa 2005
>yfw there is a secret skype group that only the cute robots are invited to and we all make fun of you
>yfw it's high school all over again
You will never escape.
>>26993825
>cute
>robots
lol do u even logic
this is extremely unsettling to me. ill be contacting upper moderation immediately. enjoy your permaban kiddo
>>26993825
>yfw it's high school all over again
>tfw only went to highschool for under 2 years and the worst thing to happen to me was being molested twice
I'm a guy btw
If you had to choose between being 6'2" and bald or 5'7" with a full head of hair, what would you pick?
What are my facial aesthetics like?
6'2" and bald high test all the way.
>>26993741
Can you please use the metric system ?
Retard.
I can suck my dick, how many of you can do this?
I could almost, I would edge myself then suck my tip to cum
Back when I didn't powerlift, I got so good I could nearly deepthroat.
>>26993708
back when I was a teenager, weighed 50 pounds less and did flexibility exercises every other day for phys ed in school, I could get 5, nearly 6 inches of it in my mouth, but never all of it. I'd lay on my back and fling my feet upwards then walk them down the wall and sort of tuck them in between my bed and the wall above my head for leverage then basically fuck my own mouth.
now I can barely lick the tip and even then my legs go numb after a few minutes and I can't bend farther than my chubgut will allow.
Can everyone record and upload their screams or whatever random noises they can make?
For t...the sake of music please my anons
I'll give you my most autistic noises when I get home
Heres a bump for now
i'll bump this out of interest
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Al7OTywycd
It's a scat singer in a free jazz band.
Any Houston bros have a car with jumper cables? I fell asleep in a Walmart parking lot skipping class with the key still in my shitty car. Pls respond
I can pay u 50 dollars
Is the car manual by any chance?
>>26993613
It's not
This is an original commmmento
tfw tapped into the ability to give myself mind shattering, ahegao-inducing orgasms and am thus fucking addicted to it and can't stop
what do I do
>>26993368
>mfw iktf
>mfw robots actually want a gf when a bitch will never be able to make me cum this hard
>>26993368
>tfw haven't came in 26 years
git gud
>>26993368
How did you do it senpai?
This is an original comment. Fuck off.
hi /r9k/.
i see a lot of sad posts here. a lot of you are angsty, depressed and anxious.
personally, i'm 18, I've travelled to 18 countries (on my own), fallen in love, climbed mountains and made friendships that still stand.
met beautiful girls, played music, hitchhiked, won movie awards, worked in NGO's, worked as a photographer.
ask me anything
>>26993319
No.
Fuck.
>>26993319
prove it, post pictures of your dick
What's it like to grow up in a wealthy family?
fembots, tell about how your mental illness destroyed your friendships and/or relationships
I have social anxiety and it has impacted me heaps. First it just stopped me going out on weekdays then it stopped me going clubbing and now I'm basically a shut-in with almost no friends. My only social interaction is basically through my uni course and the few friends I have remaining.
I honestly probably would have killed myself if it weren't for my boyfriend who stayed with me and took me out to different places, trying to rehab me back into society.
But I even feel anxious around him now because I'm just not attracted to him to any more but...
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>>26993315
>man treats a woman nicely
>woman is suddenly no longer attracted to him
Typical
>>26993341
>hurr durr muh secret club
>I hate women because I'm insecure
Would you be secure enough to maintain a relationship with an 8/10?
>>26992946
>nose ring
more like 0/10
>>26992946
Yea. After having dated a psycho bitch (reee normie) I've learned hard to never ever put pussy on a pedestal and keep my dignity at all times. No cunt is worth it.
no, there's nothing I offer her, she would cheat behind my back at the nearest sight of chad
> circumcised "men"
has there ever been a more disgusting waste of life?
i thought we didn't allow people to post the same threads over and over
>>26969115
>>26992319
that one 404'd
>>26992281
agreed tbqvh OP